amand_r: (crimmas/ianto's crushing santajack)
OMG THERE WAS CAEK! Sometime this week, I'm doing a photo dump, where I will have Barrowsparkle kid photos and pics of her new boyfriend, Frosty the Inflatable Snowman, but for now, you all must deal with—

WE TRACED THE IP. THE UPDATE IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE. )

SOMEONE MAKE ME A TORCHWOOD CRIMMAS ICON. I SWEAR I SUCK SO HARD AT IT. ETA: THANK YOU SO MUCH [livejournal.com profile] angstslashhope!

Also, [livejournal.com profile] kel_reiley said it was okay to post, because it was already tomorrow (And it is, especially in Australia.).
amand_r: (Default)

CRY.
MOAR.
BITCHES.

amand_r: (amandr's angry)
TO MYSELF:

Read more... )


As a certain German taught me to say, Scheißbären. Or if you're in the mood for something else, Ours à chier.

EDIT: Watched the end of the latest Office. I shouldn't have.
amand_r: (firefly/well fuck)
1. AWWWW SHEEEEIT. DANCE, BITCHES. I love you, [livejournal.com profile] earthly_gnome .

2. OH MY GOD IT ELEVATES SADFACE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

CRUE SENT ME THAT LINK. THIS MEAN THAT IT'S ALL HIS FAULT, WHAT I WRITE.

OH DEAR LORD.

3. KINK MEME. LOOK FOR IT. SOON. [livejournal.com profile] touchyerwood
amand_r: (doctor who/HARRIET JONES)
1. You know what I wish? I wish you all would trust me. Trust me in fic to take you there. I'll get you there. Honest. Blue, Jean (heh, together you're "bluejean" who is also Bluejean07), tell them that I took you to poly town, and it was good. Srsly, people, I can't EXPLAIN myself. I can only SHOW you. Have I let you down yet? No? Shut up and let me finger bang you into happiness.

2. Tomorrow I plan out the rest of my UK trip. I will post the itinerary when it's settled and if you are in the area that I am in at any given time I would love to see you (whoever you are).

3. Had another moment in which I realised that I want to be in love again. I just don't know whom that would be with. I don't think I can. I think he's dead. I want to be in love with that one again.

4. Jesus, when is this going to be over?

5. Thought about buying myself a cemetery plot. Realised I might not even be in this city when I die, so it's impractical. OTOH, I might just get myself one for my birthday next year and pretend that it's mine.

6. memeage:

[livejournal.com profile] verasteine gave me porn, post-its, writing, John Barrowman, Tori Amos. )

My take on Yami no Matsuei, Jack, John Hart, Gwen, Adam, and Lois Habiba. )
amand_r: (vanilla ice/check out the HOOK!)
1. A literal interpretation of Mos Def's 'Speed Law'. You don't have to know the song to find it lolarious.

2. As it is September 2nd, I have officially lost kink bingo and shit. :( That's okay. I did 3/5 and that ain't bad. 4/5 if you count the fisting scene I did for the Snarry Games, and I do. And back when I was going to black the whole thing out, I wrote kinks regardless of the layout, so I basically did object penetration, striptease, watersports, fisting and scat. OUT OF ORDER BINGO. Across the country in firehalls everywhere, old ladies just added my name to the list of 'Youngsters Who Aren't Allowed To Play, Ever. No, Delores, I Don't Care How Nice She Is. She'll Just Ruin It For Us All'*. I have been known to be the person who calls bingo when they don't have it, but I like to do that with Yahtzee, too.

3. I have nothing else. So:

From a rest stop in Ohio that made me actually check all the stalls first for Weevils**:



It's easy: Press button. Apply bacon to Norman Osborne's hair.

**In case you are wondering, there is such a list. I heard about it from the man wot lives in the dumpster behind the Panera.

*There were no Weevils, in case you were wondering, just a really angry senior citizen with a walker who didn't appreciate me kicking her stall door in and screaming "TORCHWOOD" before pointing my 'finger gun' at her.
amand_r: (Default)
New word: WOOTBUCKETS.

Alternate spelling: W00tbuck3t5.

BUCKETS OF WOOT, Y'ALL.
amand_r: (Default)
While stranded on the plane on the tarmac on Sunday night, Twitter peeps kept me from cutting a bitch. Srsly, we sat ion the runway from 7:45 til 11:15. Anyway. [livejournal.com profile] paragraphs said I should write twitter porn. So I did.

Here's what I learnt:

1. 140 characters is frustratingly small.
2. Even with a qwerty keyboard, proper punctuation and capitalisation are a pain in the ass.
3. It's very very easy to just lose your train of thought, especially when messages keep popping up as you type. This started as funny, got serious for three lines, then got kinky, then ended with silly, as I just ran out of steam. But I LOLed.
4. It's interesting to see the timestamps. The longer the lull, the more likely that I was running out of a next sentence and just picked up somewhere else. Haahah At one point I had completely forgot the prior sentence and what they were doing.

TWITTER FIC TITLE: Torchwood and the Omnisexifical Jizzmatasm. by Amand-r (on a plane) )
amand_r: (HL/Seekret SantARRRRRGH)
Ugh. Woke up at 8 am with a migrain. Finally came out of the haze now and am in post-throbbing aurs. You all get an entry from the tin, today, kitties.

I did that stupid word meme again, but this time, [livejournal.com profile] blue_fjords gave me "genuine, loving, funny, original, shitbears"

Well, not nouns! Awesome! )

[livejournal.com profile] kel_reiley tagged my ass for a fucking meme too. GODDAMN IT. THIS IS TAKING TIME AWAY FROM WRITING AND POSTING ABOUT DC.

I DON'T CARE. )

Lastly, because I am a shameless whore, I asked for five words from [livejournal.com profile] bodlon something about pennies and pounds. Himself gave me: Post-Its, purple, gravity, levity, burritos.

I actually prefer gorditas. )

If you ask, I'll give you words. But they're going to be completely random words that may or may not have anything to do with you. Or in English. Oooh! It could be like a scavenger hunt on the internets: "Goddammit, Amand-r gave me 'jin duei!' WTF WITH THAT!?"
amand_r: (obligatory serious icon)

_______________shitbears.___________________ )
amand_r: (my one highlander icon)
1. I don't know WTF, but when I was googling for the Torchwood logo I came across this, and I have to say, I have no idea WTH is going on there. I am intrigued and repelled, and also cannot get the idea of Jack hitting on Pikachu out of my head. OH DEAR GOD JACK/JIGGLY PUFF. NO.

2. [livejournal.com profile] snaxident linked me here to pictures of ROBOCOP ON A UNICORN. Somehow, this makes me feel all patriotic. Like I should watch The Neverending Story and shoot an apple pie in the face while reading the Bill of Rights or something. Or eat an apple pie while reading the Bill of Rights as I shoot The Neverending Story in the face. I am conflicted. But patriotically so.

3. An open apology to all peeps, most of them Torchwood, for me in general being obnoxious on the internets over like, the past month or so. I shall endeavour to be less so. Well, I'll still be me on mah lj, but less me everywhere else. And if I pissed you off, I am sorry. It was not my intent, and I am really 98% squee and 2% thinky. Well, okay, like 45% squee, 45% 7-UP, and 12% Midori. Or 23% water and 67 % nitrous oxide.

Anyway, I am sorry for anything I might have said to upset or offend anyone, and I will totes be all quiety and shit. It's all good.

Except here. All ya'll can fuck off my LJ.

4. This dude arranged Viva La Vida and Love Song together to make one song, on the piano and cello. I post it for [livejournal.com profile] amonitrate, because really girl, that cello work at the beginning is fantastic. Cell-tastic, one might say. It will give you CELL-GASMS.

5. AN EMAIL EXCHANGE WITH A NON-TW WATCHER:

Amand-r: [I sent her something unrelated to TW]
Arsenic: Thank you for that, bb. How's Ianto?
Amand-r: BADASS.
Arsenic: Excellent, I hope he makes it through and doesn't end up having a cocaine addiction, or anything.

LOLOR5.
amand_r: (this is why we can't have nice things)

MISSION CONTROL: BADASS WTFERY ENCLOSED )
amand_r: (multifandom COCK ICON)
1. Gun porn moment: The New Kahr P380. Yeah, small, better for concealed carry, but what about the recoil? The last Kahr I test-drove packed more punch than a .45. And also: The Glock 22 RTF .40. RTF=ROUGH TEXTURE FRAME. I think I might be a little in love. Just a smidge. Glock had to invent a new word for the texture: "polymids". Oh Glock, don't ever change. Still, too big, probably for my hand or concealed carry. But: Glock!

Yes. I might have purchased the Combat Handguns magazine at the store. And also Special Weapons for M&P. What?

NO NO WAIT. Y HALLO THAR, LOVER. I don't even know what I would DO with it, but I want it. I want it badly. IT LOOKS LIKE THE LASSITER, FROM FIREFLY.

2. [livejournal.com profile] ithildyn has asked a few hard questions, and I aim to answer them in a convoluted manner!

1. If you write fic, do you ever feel as if you need to go with popular fanon when you write or do you stick to canon as you see it as much as you can?
2. As a reader, do you prefer to read fic with familiar fanon content, or do you prefer more canonical fic?
3. What are some fanon/canon things in your fave fandoms? Which ones do you hold true in your personal fanon canon and which ones make you twitch?

Well, shit. )

3. I HAVE COUNTED TO THREE SO MANY TIMES IN THIS POST I DON'T KNOW WHAT NUMBER I'M ON.

4. I cut mah bangs. I cut them too short and am now sporting some freakish Amelie haircut here. )

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