my hands clench the squeege, a secular rosary

[amand_r]

1. A literal interpretation of Mos Def's 'Speed Law'. You don't have to know the song to find it lolarious.

2. As it is September 2nd, I have officially lost kink bingo and shit. :( That's okay. I did 3/5 and that ain't bad. 4/5 if you count the fisting scene I did for the Snarry Games, and I do. And back when I was going to black the whole thing out, I wrote kinks regardless of the layout, so I basically did object penetration, striptease, watersports, fisting and scat. OUT OF ORDER BINGO. Across the country in firehalls everywhere, old ladies just added my name to the list of 'Youngsters Who Aren't Allowed To Play, Ever. No, Delores, I Don't Care How Nice She Is. She'll Just Ruin It For Us All'*. I have been known to be the person who calls bingo when they don't have it, but I like to do that with Yahtzee, too.

3. I have nothing else. So:

From a rest stop in Ohio that made me actually check all the stalls first for Weevils**:



It's easy: Press button. Apply bacon to Norman Osborne's hair.

**In case you are wondering, there is such a list. I heard about it from the man wot lives in the dumpster behind the Panera.

*There were no Weevils, in case you were wondering, just a really angry senior citizen with a walker who didn't appreciate me kicking her stall door in and screaming "TORCHWOOD" before pointing my 'finger gun' at her.

Comments

[lawsontl.livejournal.com]

You kinky enough without the Bingo, baybee.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOL YEAH. ::le sigh:: I need to write something new, so I can crawl out from the pile of scat jokes people keep lobbing at me like monkeys.

[lawsontl.livejournal.com]

You say that like being the focal point of our weekly kink jokes is BAD! You wrote good kink chica! Everyone went OOOO! Okay, a little EWWW, too, but mostly OOOO!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

You mean the FECAL point!

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

OMG. Your icon ... are you stopping by any chance? So you can collaborate and listen? I just have to know if there's something that's got a hold of you tightly and it's burning w/in, daily and nightly. When! When will it stop! B/c yo, I don't know!!!!!!!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YOU USED UP ALL THE GOOD LINES.

Actually, I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom.
Also: I cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn. Indeed, if my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

I USED UP ALL THE LINES I KNOW!!! :(

(Argh, I have actual work to do at work...)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

BLEAUGH. UNACCEPTABLE.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

Yahtzee!!!

i just like to yell that for no reason

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IT'S SO FUN.

BINGO!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

always makes me think of that scene in "My Girl"
*pitches voice low* BINGO!

[bk7brokemybrain.livejournal.com]

Thank you for checking for Weevils, in any case. You never know when you'll spot an accidental outside its range. *nods*

Risen Mitten.
There. I said it.

God, I miss Ianto....

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IT SMELLED SO BAD.

I won't miss Ianto until S$ starts without him. :(

[lawsontl.livejournal.com]

Torchwood ended at S3. Whatever they start showing after that with that Gwen gal and special guest appearances from that Captain Jack dude? That ain't Torchwood.

[bk7brokemybrain.livejournal.com]

Speaking of informative bathroom notices, have you ever been to Provincetown, MA? For years, the public restroom near the wharf had handwritten notes from the attendant taped to everything. She was lovely, really, helpfully pointing out which toilets need to have their handles pulled harder, which taps had VERY hot water, and reminding us that the brown water was from rust and not pee-pees. I hope she's still there. I haven't visited in ages, but I'll always remember her. And it was super-clean (with no Weevils).

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I haven't! But I love those signs. the indian restaurant by me has a sign in their bathroom asking you to flush twice.

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

It's easy: Press button. Apply bacon to Norman Osborne's hair.

ahahahahahahhahahahahaha.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

INORITE!

[misswinterhill.livejournal.com]

I lost cliche bingo. We should have bingo drinks. Dringo.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

And drunko is our name-o.

OTOH, you wrote some good other stuff, and so did I. This means that we are mad fab geniuses. Genii? Geniouseses?

Whatevs. We're FABULOUS.

[misswinterhill.livejournal.com]

I actually have an icon for this. Although OMG Captain Underpants icon.

I'd like to be a genie, then I could wear sparkly pants and live in a lamp.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

But you would be stuck in here! Think of all that Disney taught you, woman!

[misswinterhill.livejournal.com]

That if I have photogenic hair I'm set for life?

...hmm, but I could have naps whenever I wanted and wait until I found some cutie to set me free.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YES.