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amand_r1. A literal interpretation of Mos Def's 'Speed Law'. You don't have to know the song to find it lolarious.
2. As it is September 2nd, I have officially lost kink bingo and shit. :( That's okay. I did 3/5 and that ain't bad. 4/5 if you count the fisting scene I did for the Snarry Games, and I do. And back when I was going to black the whole thing out, I wrote kinks regardless of the layout, so I basically did object penetration, striptease, watersports, fisting and scat. OUT OF ORDER BINGO. Across the country in firehalls everywhere, old ladies just added my name to the list of 'Youngsters Who Aren't Allowed To Play, Ever. No, Delores, I Don't Care How Nice She Is. She'll Just Ruin It For Us All'*. I have been known to be the person who calls bingo when they don't have it, but I like to do that with Yahtzee, too.
3. I have nothing else. So:
From a rest stop in Ohio that made me actually check all the stalls first for Weevils**:
It's easy: Press button. Apply bacon to Norman Osborne's hair.
**In case you are wondering, there is such a list. I heard about it from the man wot lives in the dumpster behind the Panera.
*There were no Weevils, in case you were wondering, just a really angry senior citizen with a walker who didn't appreciate me kicking her stall door in and screaming "TORCHWOOD" before pointing my 'finger gun' at her.
2. As it is September 2nd, I have officially lost kink bingo and shit. :( That's okay. I did 3/5 and that ain't bad. 4/5 if you count the fisting scene I did for the Snarry Games, and I do. And back when I was going to black the whole thing out, I wrote kinks regardless of the layout, so I basically did object penetration, striptease, watersports, fisting and scat. OUT OF ORDER BINGO. Across the country in firehalls everywhere, old ladies just added my name to the list of 'Youngsters Who Aren't Allowed To Play, Ever. No, Delores, I Don't Care How Nice She Is. She'll Just Ruin It For Us All'*. I have been known to be the person who calls bingo when they don't have it, but I like to do that with Yahtzee, too.
3. I have nothing else. So:
From a rest stop in Ohio that made me actually check all the stalls first for Weevils**:
It's easy: Press button. Apply bacon to Norman Osborne's hair.
**In case you are wondering, there is such a list. I heard about it from the man wot lives in the dumpster behind the Panera.
*There were no Weevils, in case you were wondering, just a really angry senior citizen with a walker who didn't appreciate me kicking her stall door in and screaming "TORCHWOOD" before pointing my 'finger gun' at her.
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Date: 2009-09-02 04:03 pm (UTC)Actually, I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom.
Also: I cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn. Indeed, if my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram.
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Date: 2009-09-02 04:18 pm (UTC)(Argh, I have actual work to do at work...)
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Date: 2009-09-02 04:21 pm (UTC)