amand_r

adjovi told me about this at lunch Saturday, and Jesus, it's comedy gold: Man tried to revive dead possum; alcohol involved. That last bit—YOU THINK?

4. And because it came up, I remind you once again, LIKE A BOSS.

5. Thursday was cooking night! ( Steamed pork, souffled mac and cheese, etc. )

6. Saturday was the day for shopping in the Pittsburgh strip district. ( I documented for posterity. )

7. Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but... I knew you'd come back. You're like... you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Ohh... he's alive, Frodo. He's alive.

Current Mood: grumpy
Current Location: the double r diner
Current Music: it figures

Lorne: (on mobile) It'll be fabulous. Believe me, Jerry. Yes. It's Grapes of Wrath in outer space. Uh-huh. Oh, it's got heart. Yes, it's got laser battles. (takes off his sunglasses) It's got a timely message of interstellar poverty. Uh-huh. Listen, have your assistant call my assistant. We'll set something up. Good enough. (Chuckles, hangs up the cell phone and tosses it to his assistant. Talks to the other cell phone his assistant was holding)

J.C., Listen, just got off the Nextel with big "B." Yeah, intrigued, but wants to know who's playin' Tom Joad. Uh-huh. Well, I'm pretty sure that Henry Fonda's dead, sweetie. Yeah. Bring him back to life? Let me talk to my science people. OK, no promises. (hangs up, to his assistant) Directors. (walks up to Harmony's desk in the lobby) Harmonica!

Harmony: (smiles, clasps his hands) Lorney-tunes!

Harmony is incredibly overdressed for a receptionist. She's wearing a pink sequined sleeveless dress. Her hair is done professionally.

Lorne: Ohh, the eyes, the hair, the dress. It's no wonder the fourth floor has a crush on you. Hey, tell me, priceless, where do I find Angel?

Current Music: a timeless message of interstellar poverty

OMG THERE WAS CAEK! Sometime this week, I'm doing a photo dump, where I will have Barrowsparkle kid photos and pics of her new boyfriend, Frosty the Inflatable Snowman, but for now, you all must deal with—

( WE TRACED THE IP. THE UPDATE IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE. )

SOMEONE MAKE ME A TORCHWOOD CRIMMAS ICON. I SWEAR I SUCK SO HARD AT IT. ETA: THANK YOU SO MUCH

angstslashhope!

Also,

kel_reiley said it was okay to post, because it was already tomorrow (And it is, especially in Australia.).

Current Mood: cabbage patching
Current Location: your lower intestines
Current Music: divinyls, 'bullet'

1. All my writing is stalled. Done. Terrified of feedback ever again. Just ::hand waves:: pffft. Post its will save me.

2. I need a beta. For a Harry Potter fic. Must be willing to look at 49K. Must have seen 28 Days Later and remember the concept of it. Must like violence. The first 30K are clean, beta wise, but I need eyes to see how that 30k slams into the last 19K. If interested, pm or email me.

( me, you, pie, fandom, how I hate technology, and why I love unovis_lj )

Current Mood: doing shit in secret
Current Location: THE HIDDEN BUNKER
Current Music: tori amos, "posse bonus"

So I signed up for all frickin' 14 days of

14valentines, so here is the first contribution. Today's theme is Body Image, which for me is a big deal because I realized that I haven't looked at a picture of myself taken since Tianyu died that I think I look remotely attractive in. It was rather depressing. But that's me. Bah. Below, is a different kind of body image issue.

Title: Well, Finally
Author:

amand_r
Fandom: Angel
Characters: Harmony
Warnings: Harmony? God love her, but dumb as a fricking post.
Author's Notes: Almost all of the typos (misspellings) are completely intentional. I know the difference between Voila and viola. Really.
Summary: Back when she had been human, she'd never really stopped to think about what time of day it was. Now it was like, she had even less time in the day than she did before. Like, she had forever but that forever was chopped up into part free-time, and part 'oh no, going outside causes incurable burning cancer or something.'

( Well, Finally )

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