i, refugee from guantanamo bay, dance around the border like i'm cassius clay

[amand_r]

1. I don't know WTF, but when I was googling for the Torchwood logo I came across this, and I have to say, I have no idea WTH is going on there. I am intrigued and repelled, and also cannot get the idea of Jack hitting on Pikachu out of my head. OH DEAR GOD JACK/JIGGLY PUFF. NO.

2. snaxident linked me here to pictures of ROBOCOP ON A UNICORN. Somehow, this makes me feel all patriotic. Like I should watch The Neverending Story and shoot an apple pie in the face while reading the Bill of Rights or something. Or eat an apple pie while reading the Bill of Rights as I shoot The Neverending Story in the face. I am conflicted. But patriotically so.

3. An open apology to all peeps, most of them Torchwood, for me in general being obnoxious on the internets over like, the past month or so. I shall endeavour to be less so. Well, I'll still be me on mah lj, but less me everywhere else. And if I pissed you off, I am sorry. It was not my intent, and I am really 98% squee and 2% thinky. Well, okay, like 45% squee, 45% 7-UP, and 12% Midori. Or 23% water and 67 % nitrous oxide.

Anyway, I am sorry for anything I might have said to upset or offend anyone, and I will totes be all quiety and shit. It's all good.

Except here. All ya'll can fuck off my LJ.

4. This dude arranged Viva La Vida and Love Song together to make one song, on the piano and cello. I post it for amonitrate, because really girl, that cello work at the beginning is fantastic. Cell-tastic, one might say. It will give you CELL-GASMS.

5. AN EMAIL EXCHANGE WITH A NON-TW WATCHER:

Amand-r: [I sent her something unrelated to TW]
Arsenic: Thank you for that, bb. How's Ianto?
Amand-r: BADASS.
Arsenic: Excellent, I hope he makes it through and doesn't end up having a cocaine addiction, or anything.

LOLOR5.

Comments

[oncomingscone.livejournal.com]

I mean, WTF doesn't cover anything you've said here. Though I'm quite happy to fuck off. But Pokemon and Torchwood? That's just sick.

And Robocop on a Unicorn?

Um. Is everyone here very stoned?

I and I guess sarcasm/irony doesn't always carry well in text and shit. At least that's what I realise when people stop talking to me. C*nts.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I LIKE TO THINK THAT MY BODY SECRETES A LOW LEVEL OF THC ALL THE TIME. BECAUSE OF MAH TEENAGE YEARS AND FAT CELLS. IT JUSTIFIES EVERYTHING.

SOMETIMES i DO CARDIO JUST TO GET STONED.

I and I guess sarcasm/irony doesn't always carry well in text and shit. At least that's what I realise when people stop talking to me.

DUDE. This is me trying to MAKE AN APOLOGY. GOOMH. I do feel badly when people stop talking to me, though. ::sad panda::

[oncomingscone.livejournal.com]

It's a fabulous apology. I have no complaints with your tone. In fact I resonate with it quite a bit.

Don't be a sad panda. Be a shit bear! Shit bears are groovy.

*sends love in the form of shit bears, torchwood comfort food and naked Iantos and Jacks*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Is it sympathetic resonation? Like, be careful with that. You hit the right frequency and you just fall apart.

YOU ARE RIGHT. SHITBEARS ARE MADE OF WIN. FUCK THE PANDAS.

[oncomingscone.livejournal.com]

I'm already apart. I've had The Ballad of Ianto Jones stuck in my fucking head for nearly two whole days.

It's not exactly uplifting.

Yes. Fuck the Pandas. It may help with their endangered status as well.

x

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I don't even KNOW which one that is. That's not much attention I was NOT paying attention to it! HAHAAAHAHAHA.

INTERSPECIES EROTICA= NOT ON.

[oncomingscone.livejournal.com]

No? I TOTALLY HAVE A THING FOR PANDAS.

It's their patchy bits.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LIKE THE SHARK, THE PANDA HAS MILLIONS OF RAZOR SHARP TEETH, WHICH IT USES LIKE A HACKSAW TO CUT THROUGH BONE, CANDY, AND FENCES. THE CHINESE BELIEVE THAT IF YOU FIND A DISCARDED PANDA TOOTH, YOU HAVE THE POWER TO SUMMONS GODZILLA.

[oncomingscone.livejournal.com]

*goes hunting for a panda*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOCK AND LOAD.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

That song is AWESOME, but I love mashups anyway, live or mixed. Mashups RULE.

Actually, my fave is Country Basket, but I've posted about it like three times on my ELJAY already.

http://www.imeem.com/umr666/music/pnYZeAKU/nelly-vs-green-day-country-basket/


You haven't pissed me off, but it's only Thursday. <3

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Mash ups are pretty neat.

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

I hope he makes it through and doesn't end up having a cocaine addiction, or anything.

What a great idea! Ianto all angsty and Jack-loving and coke-addicted. (Runs to write the fic.)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, that Ianto doing cock to be able to do all the shit he does (especially pre-cyberwoman) has a certain cracky attractiveness to it.

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Ianto doing cock

Is that a typo? Extremely funny - !

And yes, the whole scenario (coke and cock) works for me very well in terms of Ianto's personality. In some ways he's very controlled; in other ways, out of control.

Interesting to watch.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG IT WAS A TYPO. BUT IT WAS AWESOME.

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Best typo ever.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

GLAD TO KNOW THAT I STILL HAVE THE TOUCH. LIKE GWEN AND HER CRITICAL TYPOS.

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

It's a talent.

[annemjw.livejournal.com]

1. What.
3. What? You're basically awesome, and I feel I have missed something. Don't change on my account, in any case, is my official vote on this one.
4. That's so fun. I love musicians sometimes, I really do.
5. Aww, I heart it when my friends indulge my fandom addictions. Bless.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

JACK/JIGGLY PUFF. YOU WANT TO SEE IT. YOU DO.

I...I will not write....I just did. In my head. Oh shit.

[annemjw.livejournal.com]

Okay, my embarrassing story for today (well, yesterday, but) is that I zoned off imagining Jack/Ianto porn at one point today for literally a few minutes. What. (It was hot though, at least)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I did this once when I was bored at the dinner table. My mom was like, "what's wrong with you?" and I had to be all, "Nothing!"

[annemjw.livejournal.com]

Hah!

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

how sad is it that I'm voting for the coke addition over other possible results! (and wowzer on the plot bunnies that creates...)

no frowny shitbears. only stoned shitbears.

lets retool that dialog

shitbear1: did you feel it?
shitbear2: I felt it.
shitbear1: well shit.

that there is quality dialog.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THAT IS TOTES THE BET DIALOGUE EVER. I GIVE IT THREE THUMBS UP.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

WTF, you're no ruder than you always are. Fuck 'em all.

Also - that's the logo for Torchwood's day care center! Ten quid a kid!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I AM NEVER RUDE. I AM FULL OF STARBURSTS AND UHM, UNICORNS.

XD

TDCC-- FUCK EM ELL. TEN QUID. WAITNO.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Consider this an open invite to be as obnoxious as you want at my lj, you are awesome and amuse me greatly

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

This is good to know!

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Amusement is good, why would anyone send you away?

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

I did indeed have a cell-gasm.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

AHAAAHAHHA IT PWNS UR BRAIN.