i, refugee from guantanamo bay, dance around the border like i'm cassius clay

[amand_r]

1. I don't know WTF, but when I was googling for the Torchwood logo I came across this, and I have to say, I have no idea WTH is going on there. I am intrigued and repelled, and also cannot get the idea of Jack hitting on Pikachu out of my head. OH DEAR GOD JACK/JIGGLY PUFF. NO.

2. snaxident linked me here to pictures of ROBOCOP ON A UNICORN. Somehow, this makes me feel all patriotic. Like I should watch The Neverending Story and shoot an apple pie in the face while reading the Bill of Rights or something. Or eat an apple pie while reading the Bill of Rights as I shoot The Neverending Story in the face. I am conflicted. But patriotically so.

3. An open apology to all peeps, most of them Torchwood, for me in general being obnoxious on the internets over like, the past month or so. I shall endeavour to be less so. Well, I'll still be me on mah lj, but less me everywhere else. And if I pissed you off, I am sorry. It was not my intent, and I am really 98% squee and 2% thinky. Well, okay, like 45% squee, 45% 7-UP, and 12% Midori. Or 23% water and 67 % nitrous oxide.

Anyway, I am sorry for anything I might have said to upset or offend anyone, and I will totes be all quiety and shit. It's all good.

Except here. All ya'll can fuck off my LJ.

4. This dude arranged Viva La Vida and Love Song together to make one song, on the piano and cello. I post it for amonitrate, because really girl, that cello work at the beginning is fantastic. Cell-tastic, one might say. It will give you CELL-GASMS.

5. AN EMAIL EXCHANGE WITH A NON-TW WATCHER:

Amand-r: [I sent her something unrelated to TW]
Arsenic: Thank you for that, bb. How's Ianto?
Amand-r: BADASS.
Arsenic: Excellent, I hope he makes it through and doesn't end up having a cocaine addiction, or anything.

LOLOR5.

Comments

[oncomingscone.livejournal.com]

I mean, WTF doesn't cover anything you've said here. Though I'm quite happy to fuck off. But Pokemon and Torchwood? That's just sick.

And Robocop on a Unicorn?

Um. Is everyone here very stoned?

I and I guess sarcasm/irony doesn't always carry well in text and shit. At least that's what I realise when people stop talking to me. C*nts.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

That song is AWESOME, but I love mashups anyway, live or mixed. Mashups RULE.

Actually, my fave is Country Basket, but I've posted about it like three times on my ELJAY already.

http://www.imeem.com/umr666/music/pnYZeAKU/nelly-vs-green-day-country-basket/


You haven't pissed me off, but it's only Thursday. <3

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

I hope he makes it through and doesn't end up having a cocaine addiction, or anything.

What a great idea! Ianto all angsty and Jack-loving and coke-addicted. (Runs to write the fic.)

[annemjw.livejournal.com]

1. What.
3. What? You're basically awesome, and I feel I have missed something. Don't change on my account, in any case, is my official vote on this one.
4. That's so fun. I love musicians sometimes, I really do.
5. Aww, I heart it when my friends indulge my fandom addictions. Bless.

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

how sad is it that I'm voting for the coke addition over other possible results! (and wowzer on the plot bunnies that creates...)

no frowny shitbears. only stoned shitbears.

lets retool that dialog

shitbear1: did you feel it?
shitbear2: I felt it.
shitbear1: well shit.

that there is quality dialog.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

WTF, you're no ruder than you always are. Fuck 'em all.

Also - that's the logo for Torchwood's day care center! Ten quid a kid!

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Consider this an open invite to be as obnoxious as you want at my lj, you are awesome and amuse me greatly

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

I did indeed have a cell-gasm.