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Hello all, it's been a while, so I shall UPDATE BY NUMBERS.
1. Cookies have been awesome. I am taking a break. I have many new things that I want to try, but they aren't going to ship well in this heat. That said, if you ever want some cookies, feel free to drop me a line. I am now making shit on demand. Except the chocolate caramel shortbread. They are a pain in the ass.
2. Kidlet is done with preschool! Well, for this year at least. I have embarrassing video, but I am too lazy to upload it.
3. My computer died recently! It was horrible. I was trying to log on, and it kept telling me my user profile couldn't load properly. After shedding bitter tears, I managed to save all my files from safe mode onto an external drive, and then I had to reinstall the OS from factory settings. Strange how everything runs now. On the other hand, there's something cleansing about getting a fresh start.
4. I have been reading a great deal. You can find my reading on Goodreads. Right now I'm reading about the monster of Florence.
5. I MADE PASTA FROM SCRATCH. IT WAS AWESOME.
6. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AWESOME? HOT DOGS.
7. Here is the story of how I am bitter:
One day I started watching Wire in the Blood. I watched 2 eps and then forgot. Then a month later I was all, “I should check out Wire in the Blood”, and lo, I already had. I resumed my watching. BY THE WAY the special with Tony in Texas was the best thing ever. I lolled so hard. Anyway, I got to the end of season 6 when [spoiler] and it ends with [spoiler] and Then I click ed the “Next” button on the Netflix streaming screen.
Nothing happened. I looked and saw they only had up to season six. Never mind, I will download the torrent somewhere.
That's right, in my head I had convinced myself that there are 8 seasons.
Oh wait, no, that's Waking the Dead.
It became increasingly difficult to locate the season seven torrent No one had it. I was going to do a shot out to my flist. Then I decided to see when it was released. So I checked wikipedia.
Boy, am I bitter. WHAT A FUCKING WAY TO END. NOT TWIN PEAKS EPIC, BUT JESUS.
8. I read the new Sookie Stackhouse. Yeah.
9. I had so many things to say! I have no idea where they went.
10. Lastly, I have a novella/thing coming out in October, and the publisher, Candlemark and Gleam was nice enough to send me promo postcard things to distribute. I was thinking of handwriting some short short stories and offering to send them to people for postage. Would anyone be interested? Want one? I guess if you sent me five bucks, I could send you the card and a half a dozen cookies. Or something.
Postage has gone up package wise, by the way. That's how they get ya.
Off to read more about excising vaginas.
1. Cookies have been awesome. I am taking a break. I have many new things that I want to try, but they aren't going to ship well in this heat. That said, if you ever want some cookies, feel free to drop me a line. I am now making shit on demand. Except the chocolate caramel shortbread. They are a pain in the ass.
2. Kidlet is done with preschool! Well, for this year at least. I have embarrassing video, but I am too lazy to upload it.
3. My computer died recently! It was horrible. I was trying to log on, and it kept telling me my user profile couldn't load properly. After shedding bitter tears, I managed to save all my files from safe mode onto an external drive, and then I had to reinstall the OS from factory settings. Strange how everything runs now. On the other hand, there's something cleansing about getting a fresh start.
4. I have been reading a great deal. You can find my reading on Goodreads. Right now I'm reading about the monster of Florence.
5. I MADE PASTA FROM SCRATCH. IT WAS AWESOME.
6. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AWESOME? HOT DOGS.
7. Here is the story of how I am bitter:
One day I started watching Wire in the Blood. I watched 2 eps and then forgot. Then a month later I was all, “I should check out Wire in the Blood”, and lo, I already had. I resumed my watching. BY THE WAY the special with Tony in Texas was the best thing ever. I lolled so hard. Anyway, I got to the end of season 6 when [spoiler] and it ends with [spoiler] and Then I click ed the “Next” button on the Netflix streaming screen.
Nothing happened. I looked and saw they only had up to season six. Never mind, I will download the torrent somewhere.
That's right, in my head I had convinced myself that there are 8 seasons.
Oh wait, no, that's Waking the Dead.
It became increasingly difficult to locate the season seven torrent No one had it. I was going to do a shot out to my flist. Then I decided to see when it was released. So I checked wikipedia.
Boy, am I bitter. WHAT A FUCKING WAY TO END. NOT TWIN PEAKS EPIC, BUT JESUS.
8. I read the new Sookie Stackhouse. Yeah.
9. I had so many things to say! I have no idea where they went.
10. Lastly, I have a novella/thing coming out in October, and the publisher, Candlemark and Gleam was nice enough to send me promo postcard things to distribute. I was thinking of handwriting some short short stories and offering to send them to people for postage. Would anyone be interested? Want one? I guess if you sent me five bucks, I could send you the card and a half a dozen cookies. Or something.
Postage has gone up package wise, by the way. That's how they get ya.
Off to read more about excising vaginas.
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