amand_r

1. I HAD THIS QUEER FEELING IN MY SOUL, AS IF THOUSANDS OF, NO MILLIONS OF SOULS CRIED OUT IN TERROR AND WERE SUDDENLY SILENCED, AND I REALISED THAT I DIDN'T HAVE AN LJ ENTRY.

2. delicfcd, who is not on my flist (that should probably be remedied) has topped me in the BEST LINKAGE OF PHOTO AND QUOTE EVAR when she pulled Stephenson's Snowcrash together which a photo of the Spetsnaz. FUCK ME, PEOPLE. THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP.

3. All my pants are too big, they fall down low on my hips and then you can't see my lovely ass. I think it's time for new pants.

4. I'm starting to run. Well, walk really really really fast. It's fun. When I do it, MY HANDS ARE LIKE BLADES. And then the ladies in the park flye from me (that sometime me did seeke). Vivi loves it: she loves to run and run and run, screaming, "OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA." If you get that movie reference I'll write you a drabble of your choice right in the comments.

I need to see that movie again.

5. I BOOKED MY HOTEL ROOM AT HUB3. I WAS ALL, "SOOOOO CHEAP!" AND THEN I REALISED IT WAS POUNDS. DAMN YOU. Well, actually, compared to when I stayed in Toronto or Chicago, it's not bad at all. I even sprang for the breakfast thing, because I sense that will be the only time I actually eat something that isn't fermented and comes in a glass or bottle.

6. BLUE-BLEU!!!!! AGENT JOHNSON IS GOING TO BE THERE! If Alice was going to be there too, I would be all, "GET YOUR ASS ON A PLANE. THE COE GODS (ON)DEMAND IT!"

7. So Foxy called me this morning from the GDL panel and I got to be in one of those surreal moments when you hear everything going on, but it was basically GDL mumbling in his adorable welsh vowels. I might have squeed. Then 30 minutes later Lifty called me and started his PC Andy routine, but I was laughing so hard I could only make out that he was asking me something about breasts. Lifty-licious, the reason that I was a total dweeb on the phone was that I bowled over by the sexy.

8. Also last night, Foxinator called and we chatted, and I think I might have agreed to be her roomie for D*C next year, WHICH IS AWESOME. PLAN FOR THE NEXT ONE WHILE YOU'RE STILL AT THE CURRENT ONE. She wants to actually stay at a Con hotel next time, and I can't blame her. OTOH, she is staying at the weekend HQ of Black Gay Pride, so that is pretty cool, too.

9. I washed my face, but it still feels scrotty.

10. OMG lionessblack and I started writing our Big Bang this week, on Sunday, I think. WE ARE NOW AT 8,000+ WORDS, AND THEY ARE ALL FUCKING BRILLIANT (except for that one word, the typo.) I LOLED SO EFFING HARD. MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN, PEOPLE.

11. SOMETIMES IS FEEL LIKE I SHOULD GIVE UP AND JUST PERMANENTLY LOCK DOWN MY CAPSLOCK KEY. PEOPLE. I LOVE THE CAPSLOCK.

1. 51stcenturyfox has been carpetbombing us with smut lately. This is me not complaining. Go read her little Jack/Ianto "smutbiscuit" called Tell Me If you haven't already. Dirty talk is awesome. Schway, even.

2. Today is picspam day.

Amand-r, what do you do all day?

( This. )

3. I GOT A BOX, AND IT WASN'T TICKING. It was from darthhellokitty and inside was ( UNIMAGINABLE TERROR. Oh and Jack Harkness's cock. )

4. I also got my Hub 3 ticket in the mail. It's on now. I have to go! For great justice!

5. I know that I owe an awesome post about the museum that I went to with the ladies in DC, because I have funny captions and shit, but I am lazy.

1. I just want to take this moment to express my complete and utter glee that GDL will apparently be at Hub 3. GLEE. Look, I don't like…want to get anywhere near the celebs or anything, but this is likely to be the only TW related con I ever go to, and to have all three of the actors I liked the most in the series there? It makes it feel complete. Yeah, baby. Yeah.

Apparently, I have been told to get the choker back for Ianto, by screaming or accosting or something:

alba17: I totally have an image of you grabbing the choker off GDL's neck. and running off.
cruentum: I picture you on his lap now, and him O_o -> OoO -> OpO -> Op~O.

You don't want to know. That's AMANDR/GDL (MARY SUE, OBVS) RPF PRON IN EMOTICONS.

I think I should devote more time to exploring all the ways I can write porn in symbols. Has anyone ever written porn in wingdings? Should I try it right now?

Okay.

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Huh. Looks like I'm writing in Kryptonian. That was hot. Paralytic sex. Jack is kinky. Also, apparently 'J' is a smiley in wingdings. How cute is it that Jack's name starts with a smiley?

2. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is a waste of IMAX. Dudes, the only part in IMAX was the first fifteen minutes. From the moment Harry gets to the Burrow, you take the glasses off and never put them on again. I loved the movie, and I actually have NOTHING bad to say about it. All the changes were fantastic. I loved the filters they used. And the foley art made me come in my pants. Sliding skin on skin noises FTW. Okay then. On the other hand, I dunno why Dumbledore=Hannibal Lecter in "quid pro quo, Clarice tutorial mode." Also, someone get Bellatrix a dental appointment, stat. You're a fucking Wizard, Bella Bella. FIX YOUR GODDAMN TEETH, OR GET SOME CREST WHITESTRIPS OR A SANDPLASTER OR SOMETHING.

3. So far I am behind in Weeds for like, three eps and True Blood in two eps. I feel sad because I want to watch them but I do not have the extra time. :( sadface panda wants vampire….wait. Reminded of something…it was OH! Have you seen the posters for New Moon yet? Didn't Twilight just come out or something? Jesus. Not that I watch them or read the books. OTOH, if there was any reason in the universe to read them voluntarily, it would be so that I can write a crossover with Blade.

4. Regina Spektor's new album is making me so happy right now I don't know what to do. Last night I listened to "Laughing With" about fifteen times while walking around outside. I need to vid. Gah. Do not have the tools.

5. I was thinking I'd do drabbles of something. I don't know. I'm curious.

The "You Should Write..." Meme!
my thread here

6. Disappearing into other room with monster Snarry.

1. THIS IS ART, BITCHES. However, dragons having sex with cars? Not so much. My favorite, BTW, is number three. (h/t amonitrate)

2. Day fifty billion. ask_captainjack still doesn't know my name. I SHOULD WRITE HIM A LETTER.

3. My sister in law makes sure to keep me apprised of R Pat's health AT EVERY TURN:

Kwanalicious: Robert Pattinson almost hit by car whilst running from fangirls.
Amand-r: OMG LOLOR5. I shouldn't laugh! BUT! HAAHAHAHA. That is horrible. Haahaha.
Kwanalicious: hahahaha --I just have this mental image of this HUGE guy bending over Robert Pattinson and then looking up and shaking his fist at the fans and screaming YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID?!!?!?! YOU ALMOST KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Amand-r: Haahahha.
Kwanalicious: and then he slings r.patt's arm over his neck and helps him stagger away.
Amand-r: Oh god. Too funny. Pooor Rpat.
Kwanalicious: hahaha r-pat. rhymes with ceiling cat. RPAT IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE

4. It was a fly, peoples. Call me then he kills an ox with his bear hands. Get it? BEAR HANDS.

Kwanalicious: so I watched the Obama fly swatting video. It's actually pretty impressive. It's one of those fat houseflies, not a gnat.
Amand-r: I wasn't impressed. HE NEEDS TO DO THAT SHIT WITH FUCKING CHOPSTICKS. Then I'll be all, "OH SNAP! TAKE THAT PETA WITH YOUR FUCKING SEA KITTENS! THEY'RE FISH." Next, president Obama will make us paint the fence and wax the cars. That's actually going to be our foreign policy from now on.

5. I opened my inbox this morning, and hells yeah! 21 UNREAD EMAILS! AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.

6. I am going to Hub 3. I say this because I totes don't know who else is going, and then I learned that I'd be able to hump accost slobber on both laurab1 and smirnoffmule, I think I peed myself. Okay, no I didn't lose control of bodily functions, but I am tres excited. Anybody else? Bueller? Bueller?

7. For reasons beyond my control, when I woke up this morning, my voice sounded distinctly like Stormer from the Jem cartoons (The blue haired one. go to about :30) Now I need to find a sexy red-head and lay down an album. I'm Okay!

8. OMG darthhellokitty-- there will be no pics because I fell asleep lying on the floor of the shower and then dragged myself into the bedroom after the water got cold. There I passed out, alien towel thing on my head, and now my hair is all wonked. ( Exhibit WTF. )

Haahahaha. sthayashi, we did indeed fail. I count only 17 empties total, and 2 of those are Emminator's. We….suck. Haahaha. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.

Am in Boston, crashing muskratjamboree. Internet access limited. If I don't answer you over the weekend, I'm not ignoring you. (Note to Kickair--got your PMs. Want to sit down and do a proper read when I get home Sunday. Squee!)

See you! If you're at MJ, I'll be milling about the lobby Friday and Saturday. If you want to talk, just glomp on over!

( Dragon Con is the shizzit. )

All in all, I shall sum it up with my new phrase: Thugga, PLEASE.

We'll be going next year. Yeah.

Back to reality: took the car in for work, so not I have a legitimate excuse not to go anywhere.



Season Six - Yeah, you're depressing, but hey...
that's life. And you're all about facing life,
looking it in the eye, and singing your cares
away. In the end, friendship will always
triumph. Best Episode: "Once More, With
Feeling"


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