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I always make a note to myself to make one of these, and I never do. So this year I remembered. It's really just for me, but you can point and mock if you have to.

Wot I have seen/read this year and am currently (poor sentence!). )
amand_r: (x is for x-rated!)
1. Jesus, I'm only into three episodes into season 6 of The L Word, and I completely understand why everyone wants to kill Jenny Schecter. OH MY GOD. edit Finished it. I'm glad she's dead. I really am.

2. MBABB WC: 57,980+. FINISHED %: 15-20. HEADDESK: EMINENT.

3. THIS IS GOING TO BE SO BAD IT WILL BE BRILLIANT. YES PLEASE.

4. GET OUT OF THERE! (thanks, Snaxi!)

5. The thing they be doing here, I like it:



6. pockeh_slasha asked me questions. )

7. Pittsburgh: Solving your 'Who should I drunk dial?' issues since 2006.
amand_r: (the server is robust)
1. Hey! Check it!



Thanks, people over at the Forbidden awards! I uh. I really didn't think I had a snowball's chance in hell, and I love so many of the other stories nommed, I'm flattered beyond measure just to be nommed.

2. Mum sent me the link to this with the message, "I should have got this for your Easter basket." To which I replied, "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MAKE YOU HATE ME SO??"

3. Let's all take a moment to appreciate the sage words of Dr. Dre: Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'. Yes, Dre. Yes.

4. [livejournal.com profile] tw_kinkandseek. GO THERE.

5. AND WHILE WE'RE ON IT: [livejournal.com profile] touchyerwood IS, ONCE AGAIN TO REMIND YOU, LIVE AND ACCEPTING KINKS OF ALL KINDS. I'd like to close out a whole page, just for fun. Like, page three is 12 kink fills short of being complete. COME ON PEOPLE. WE CAN DO IT. GANGBANG THE KINKMEME. (I AM. A STORY A DAY THIS WEEK. MWAH.)

The actual place to post. And the MASTER LIST. Due to the number of people who have said, "We have a kinkmeme in TW?" to me, I encourage you to pimp if you're comfortable with it.

6. On the home front, I dunno why I'm so tired. Operation: Housecleaning is on break. Every day I make a list of shit to do and then I do a third of it. I hope that now that I don't have any more eps of Angel to distract me.

7. What have I been reading? Anita Blake novels. ::hangs head:: And a history text that is a billionty pages long, so I feel redeemed. But what have I been watching? Movies, people, movies. )

In other news, they're remaking Barbarella with Rose McGowan. Yes, Virginia, there is a god.
amand_r: (COFFEE)
1. [livejournal.com profile] cruentum is taking his first oral exam (of many) for his Masters today. [insert joke about an exam room with 7.44 and GDL]. I wish him the best of luck, because he's super smart, but super freaked (completely understandable), and I would make a joke about only being a master of evil, Darth, but he doesn't know Star Wars, for which I feel like a bad big sister. Like I have failed somehow. WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

This is anticlimactic, as he has already been and returned triumphant and shit, but I wrote this part last night, so I'm keeping it anyway.

2. [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti has another lightning starting today. I don't think I have the will to go on it, but I encourage you to if you are up for it. If I could manage to do things BRIEFLY, I would. Jesus. Or if you make me an offer I can't resist. [livejournal.com profile] askance, I have not forgotten you. You have the big gun, and these are tiny, like the stun gun. And to complete the whole allusion, [livejournal.com profile] husiemama, you have the scanner that makes Ianto throw cookies.

3. Howard Zinn is dead. Uhm. Yeah. But yes! UNUSED AUDIO COMMENTARY BY HOWARD ZINN AND NOAM CHOMSKY, RECORDED FOR THE RETURN OF THE KING (PLATINUM SERIES EXTENDED EDITION) DVD. My favorite bit is: )

4. WANT.

5. Australia Bans the A cup in porn because they resemble (pre) pubescent girls or something. Look, I'm just saying, THIS IS HOW THEY GET YA. Also, they're not too fond of golden showers. (h/t [livejournal.com profile] kin_you_bi)

6. I wish I had a gong to ring every time something stupid was done in the world. I need a gong. Gongs make me think of (NewYorkMinimalistComposer) Phillip Glass. Why is that? )
amand_r: (HP/thuggz 4 life)
1. I just want to take this moment to express my complete and utter glee that GDL will apparently be at Hub 3. GLEE. Look, I don't like…want to get anywhere near the celebs or anything, but this is likely to be the only TW related con I ever go to, and to have all three of the actors I liked the most in the series there? It makes it feel complete. Yeah, baby. Yeah.

Apparently, I have been told to get the choker back for Ianto, by screaming or accosting or something:

[livejournal.com profile] alba17: I totally have an image of you grabbing the choker off GDL's neck. and running off.
[livejournal.com profile] cruentum: I picture you on his lap now, and him O_o -> OoO -> OpO -> Op~O.

You don't want to know. That's AMANDR/GDL (MARY SUE, OBVS) RPF PRON IN EMOTICONS.

I think I should devote more time to exploring all the ways I can write porn in symbols. Has anyone ever written porn in wingdings? Should I try it right now?

Okay.





Huh. Looks like I'm writing in Kryptonian. That was hot. Paralytic sex. Jack is kinky. Also, apparently 'J' is a smiley in wingdings. How cute is it that Jack's name starts with a smiley?

2. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is a waste of IMAX. Dudes, the only part in IMAX was the first fifteen minutes. From the moment Harry gets to the Burrow, you take the glasses off and never put them on again. I loved the movie, and I actually have NOTHING bad to say about it. All the changes were fantastic. I loved the filters they used. And the foley art made me come in my pants. Sliding skin on skin noises FTW. Okay then. On the other hand, I dunno why Dumbledore=Hannibal Lecter in "quid pro quo, Clarice tutorial mode." Also, someone get Bellatrix a dental appointment, stat. You're a fucking Wizard, Bella Bella. FIX YOUR GODDAMN TEETH, OR GET SOME CREST WHITESTRIPS OR A SANDPLASTER OR SOMETHING.

3. So far I am behind in Weeds for like, three eps and True Blood in two eps. I feel sad because I want to watch them but I do not have the extra time. :( sadface panda wants vampire….wait. Reminded of something…it was OH! Have you seen the posters for New Moon yet? Didn't Twilight just come out or something? Jesus. Not that I watch them or read the books. OTOH, if there was any reason in the universe to read them voluntarily, it would be so that I can write a crossover with Blade.

4. Regina Spektor's new album is making me so happy right now I don't know what to do. Last night I listened to "Laughing With" about fifteen times while walking around outside. I need to vid. Gah. Do not have the tools.

5. I was thinking I'd do drabbles of something. I don't know. I'm curious.

The "You Should Write..." Meme!
my thread here


6. Disappearing into other room with monster Snarry.
amand_r: (vanilla ice/check out the HOOK!)
1. I love me some rap. I don't know if you all knew that, but I do, and I get it in the strangest places. I don't listen to the rap on the radio, though I do have a few classic hits, and maybe TI's 'Live Your Life'—DON’T JUDGE!, but okay, so I have the Blade soundtrack. It's nothing but rap, peoples, and WHAT AWESOME RAP IT IS. However, sometimes, as is the case with other genres, rap lends itself to

Gang Starr feat. MOP: 0.5 and 0.5 (no really, that's the title), for instance, contains the following line:

lift that ass up like gravity )

2. I did nothing last night, peoples! NOTHING! IT WAS GREAT! I HAD BEER AND I WALKED AROUND OUTSIDE IN MY BARE FEET LISTENING TO IRIS DEMENT ON THE IPOD. Then I lay out on my sidewalk and stared at the sky. It was bloody fantastic.

3. Went to see the kitty of doom, Miho, the Bengal kitten of [livejournal.com profile] emquilxy's, and she is indeed a small deadly assassin! I threw myself into a tar pit just so she could pull me out. Then we took back the neighborhood from the corrupt cops.

4. Pauly Shore's "Son In Law" is a tragically underrated film. Am I still the only one who refers to the head as a melon?
amand_r: (doctor who/HARRIET JONES)
BEFORE WE START TODAY:



Yes please.

OKAY THEN.

1. Dear Captain Jack, )

2. Furthermore, I have been experimenting with those pen and inkwell contraptions: It's effing hard! )

3. Oh K'naan, I love you and your Somalia video.

3. Yesterday, four separate posts referenced my name. That was bizarro-town, peoples. (AND YOU ALL SPELLED IT RIGHT.)

4. [livejournal.com profile] pogrebin's journal title (in French!) is "sous les paves, la plage". That's swell and all, but every time I see it, I am transported back in time to my sophomore year high school musical: The Boy Friend, and its winning number, Sur La Plage. ZE GIRLS! ZEY ARE COMING! (Amand-r assumes the fetal position.)

5. [livejournal.com profile] tripperfunster I realised that I owed you a letter about Jimmy/Chazz, and I started it. THE BRUSH HAS MADE AN APPEARANCE IN THE FIRST LINE. I CANNOT AVOID THE BRUSH. I might make it a kink_bingo entry.

6. Mah kid is awesome. MADE OF WIN. That is all.

ETA: OMG CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO MAHALIA JACKSON. Have already been dancing in the kitchen for fifteen minutes. Send a rescue crew.
amand_r: (CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS)
Good morning, dead Internets! I take it that everyone is either outside enjoying the BITCHING weather, or at Torchsong, protecting GDL from harm, or sleeping it off.

I am doing none of these.

So, what do we talk about? Whatever you want. As my old shrink might say, if your state of being was a colour, what colour would it be? Mine would be orange. That sounds like a good colour for a Sunday morning. Right? The kind of morning that is made better with coffee and a rousing chorus of I'll Make A Man Out Of You. Sing it, Asian Donny!

No really, that cartoon Shang is fucking HOT. That is appropriate. INAPPROPRIATE. Also, when BD Wong is the speaking voice of Shang, why the hell would they get Donny Osmond to sing? WHY THE HELL. [livejournal.com profile] arsenicjade, use your B-Way knowledge and explain it to me. Also, tell me how to bang a cartoon character.

You can all shut up, because I have three words for you, especially you guys: The Little Fucking Mermaid (every man I have ever asked about Ariel has responded in the yes. They specifically cite the seashell bra. Funny, also that they are usually of the age in which they first saw that film around the age of ten. FORMATIVE SEXUAL YEARS WITH A FUCKING MERMAID IN YOUR FANTASY BOOK. Excellent. XD). Failing that, Belle, or possibly, depending on your bread and shit, the beast in his human form. HOTT RED HAIR FTW.

A few things: )
amand_r: (waaaaaaaa)
Thanks to everyone who told me to post my anon porn yesterday! I feel so liberated! I threw off the shackles of anonynuyu….of anonynomiti—fuck it. I threw off the yoke of anon—fuck. What does one do in moments like this? Rely on spell check? Throw in the towel? Help me out here, Prodigy!

The Prodigy: I got da poison, I got the remedy!

Good! Lay it on me!

The Prodigy: I got the pulsating rhythmical remedy.

And?

The Prodigy: I got da poison! I got da poison!



Obviously this might take a while. )

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