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Title: High, Hot and Heavy
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto/Owen
Rating: NC-17 (contains an enema)
Wordcount:
Timeline: post-S1, pre-S2
Author's Notes: lawsontl planted the seed, but this is for ALL THE TWITTER PERVS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. TWERVS. Thanks to curriejean for the beta, and for calling the file ENEMANDER. Thank you to cruentum for inspiring me to dust this off from my abandoned folder and finish it today, and for scribbling "mmmm ngah hot" all over the beta copy. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YANTOE JONEZ.
Summary: "'Harper, Owen. Diagnosis. 'Full. Of. Shit,'" Ianto intones, slowly, finishing with a punctuated stab and looking up at Owen over his pilfered reading glasses.

Before you decide not to read because it's got an enema, I want to remind you about the 'not my kink' rule and how I try to write as many things that aren't my kink as possible. This is totally one of them, and I...well, I just hate for people to pass on things before they try them. Anyway.

( High, Hot, & Heavy )

1. Hey! Check it!



Thanks, people over at the Forbidden awards! I uh. I really didn't think I had a snowball's chance in hell, and I love so many of the other stories nommed, I'm flattered beyond measure just to be nommed.

2. Mum sent me the link to this with the message, "I should have got this for your Easter basket." To which I replied, "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MAKE YOU HATE ME SO??"

3. Let's all take a moment to appreciate the sage words of Dr. Dre: Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'. Yes, Dre. Yes.

4. tw_kinkandseek. GO THERE.

5. AND WHILE WE'RE ON IT: touchyerwood IS, ONCE AGAIN TO REMIND YOU, LIVE AND ACCEPTING KINKS OF ALL KINDS. I'd like to close out a whole page, just for fun. Like, page three is 12 kink fills short of being complete. COME ON PEOPLE. WE CAN DO IT. GANGBANG THE KINKMEME. (I AM. A STORY A DAY THIS WEEK. MWAH.)

The actual place to post. And the MASTER LIST. Due to the number of people who have said, "We have a kinkmeme in TW?" to me, I encourage you to pimp if you're comfortable with it.

6. On the home front, I dunno why I'm so tired. Operation: Housecleaning is on break. Every day I make a list of shit to do and then I do a third of it. I hope that now that I don't have any more eps of Angel to distract me.

7. What have I been reading? Anita Blake novels. ::hangs head:: And a history text that is a billionty pages long, so I feel redeemed. But what have I been watching? ( Movies, people, movies. )

In other news, they're remaking Barbarella with Rose McGowan. Yes, Virginia, there is a god.