amand_r

1. I remain sad. I do not know why. Bleaugh. But blocking out fandom is A LOSING BATTLE, since I find that entertaining, at least. Still. I need to self-police…suck my personality back in. In this bottle. Labeled, uhm, 'Cleaning solvent'. Hrm. Wrong bottle.

Maybe I should go to the cemetery. Tianyu would know what to do. Why I even wonder is a mystery. Tianyu would have said, 'Fuck all y'all bitches' and then dropped his pants so that he could wave his dick at you.

Wow. I know I miss Tianyu when one of his more irritating habits makes me melancholy and verklempt.

2. I had to drop out of the Torchwood Virtual Season 3, and I'm kind of sad about it, even though I did it voluntarily. I feel like I couldn't deliver what they wanted, given the parameters of like, working well with others and in general plot issues, and I wish them well. I will be reading and cheering from the sidelines, because people? It's a fucking fantastic season with some amazing writers (the best, actually!).

3. This leaves me with lionessvalenti and our TORCHWOOD BIG BANG OF DOOM. I am not betraying secrets to tell you that it is JACK/TARDIS/IANTO. AND IT IS AWESOME if you like porn and funny! Poly big bang is progressing and in the hands of some loverly people (blue_fjords, the beta mistress extraordinaire, and curriejean, whom I roped into just reading it as if she was an alpha reader). None of you should read it, because you'll make fun of it. Hermione Big Bang is due Monday. I should finish making changes and send it. *is lazy*

4. HOLY SHIT I WANT TO WATCH TV AND WRITE AT THE SAME TIME BUT THAT IS NOT CONDUCIVE. I haven't seen True Blood since the Barry episode, and I have only seen one episode of PR, and if I am right, then Top Chef Las Vegas has already started? Le sigh. I haven't seen Weeds since the Van Nuys episode. And I think I have netflix disks here since…March 30. Oops. I think I'll just send M back, unwatched. Was it any good, people?

5. Last night was the first night that the kidlet didn't have crib rails on her bed. She was SO EXCITED about it, but alas, she awoke at 1 a.m., 4 a.m., and 6 a.m. Each time I tucked her ass back in bed, but mommy didn't sleep well.

6. I have to pay bills today. I keep forgetting they don't let me live here for free.

7. Did you ever have so many completely odd but unrelated things to do, that you know you should make a list, but you can't seem to recall more than one? And it nags at you? I'm like that. Right now all I can think is, 'Buy cowboy boots' (I'd just get my old ones resoled again, but the leather wore through at the toe. SUCK.). I know there's more. There has to be.

8. Welcome to Pennsylvania, where we love our elk (they do not taste like chicken!). Elk in Distress Rescued by Pennsylvania Game Commission Aw, the worst part is that he has to walk around like that for the rest of the year.

Elk1: Hey Bob, what happened to your other antler?
Bob the Elk: mumblemumblemumble.
Elk1: What? You're mumbling.
Bob: I GOT IT CAUGHT IN A SWINGET, OKAY? HAPPY NOW?
Elk1: That was you? I only saw pics of your ass.
Bob: I hope you get shot this season.

1. THIS IS ART, BITCHES. However, dragons having sex with cars? Not so much. My favorite, BTW, is number three. (h/t amonitrate)

2. Day fifty billion. ask_captainjack still doesn't know my name. I SHOULD WRITE HIM A LETTER.

3. My sister in law makes sure to keep me apprised of R Pat's health AT EVERY TURN:

Kwanalicious: Robert Pattinson almost hit by car whilst running from fangirls.
Amand-r: OMG LOLOR5. I shouldn't laugh! BUT! HAAHAHAHA. That is horrible. Haahaha.
Kwanalicious: hahahaha --I just have this mental image of this HUGE guy bending over Robert Pattinson and then looking up and shaking his fist at the fans and screaming YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID?!!?!?! YOU ALMOST KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Amand-r: Haahahha.
Kwanalicious: and then he slings r.patt's arm over his neck and helps him stagger away.
Amand-r: Oh god. Too funny. Pooor Rpat.
Kwanalicious: hahaha r-pat. rhymes with ceiling cat. RPAT IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE

4. It was a fly, peoples. Call me then he kills an ox with his bear hands. Get it? BEAR HANDS.

Kwanalicious: so I watched the Obama fly swatting video. It's actually pretty impressive. It's one of those fat houseflies, not a gnat.
Amand-r: I wasn't impressed. HE NEEDS TO DO THAT SHIT WITH FUCKING CHOPSTICKS. Then I'll be all, "OH SNAP! TAKE THAT PETA WITH YOUR FUCKING SEA KITTENS! THEY'RE FISH." Next, president Obama will make us paint the fence and wax the cars. That's actually going to be our foreign policy from now on.

5. I opened my inbox this morning, and hells yeah! 21 UNREAD EMAILS! AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.

6. I am going to Hub 3. I say this because I totes don't know who else is going, and then I learned that I'd be able to hump accost slobber on both laurab1 and smirnoffmule, I think I peed myself. Okay, no I didn't lose control of bodily functions, but I am tres excited. Anybody else? Bueller? Bueller?

7. For reasons beyond my control, when I woke up this morning, my voice sounded distinctly like Stormer from the Jem cartoons (The blue haired one. go to about :30) Now I need to find a sexy red-head and lay down an album. I'm Okay!

8. OMG darthhellokitty-- there will be no pics because I fell asleep lying on the floor of the shower and then dragged myself into the bedroom after the water got cold. There I passed out, alien towel thing on my head, and now my hair is all wonked. ( Exhibit WTF. )

Haahahaha. sthayashi, we did indeed fail. I count only 17 empties total, and 2 of those are Emminator's. We….suck. Haahaha. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.