THANKS, FOXY

[amand_r]

LADIES DON'T LIKE SLEEPING ON BRICKS. THEY LIKE DUVETS WITH HIGH THREAD COUNTS. WHY IS MY BATHROOM PINK? BECAUSE LADIES LOVE PINK AND I LOVE THE LADIES.

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[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

YOU DRINK ALONE. I BRING THE PARTY.

LADIES LOVE PINK AND I LOVE THE LADIES.

(I have to credit oletheros for this. :D )

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WHY IS THERE A BATH MAT ON THE WALL?

BECAUSE I MAKE BABIES. BEAUTIFUL BABIES.

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

MADE. MY. DAY.


Have you seen the library parody?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST THING EVER.

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

I am inordinately cheered that they used "fucking load of library databases" in a promo for a library at Brigham Young!!!

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

Actually I think it is "Bucketloads" but that's okay.

[wynkat1313.livejournal.com]

holy shit this just keeps getting better and better

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAAAHH THIS IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

oh my god.

If I saw this man in the street I would probably

spontaneously tear my clothes off

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

haaahahahah HE HAS KIDS ALREADY, HEDDY.

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

HE SAID HE MADE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, FREE DEPOSIT.

I WANT CHILDREN.

MY HUSBAND WILL NOT GIVE ME CHILDREN.

I DON'T SEE THIS PLAN GOING WRONG IN ANY WAY.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO GET HIM DRUNK AND POKE HOLES IN THE CONDOM, LIKE ALL THE REST OF US.

[kickair8p.livejournal.com]

::gigglefit!::

~

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAHAH IT'S A RIOT!

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

Epic manboobs, bb. Epic.

We have a clear winner in the smell-off smackdown.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I know. I found myself staring at the manboobs.

I think they might be bigger than mine.

[wynkat1313.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS TOO FUCKING FUNNY. I WANNA KNOW WHAT OLD SPICE GUY AND OLD SPICE THINK OF ALL THIS!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT. I HOPE THEY HAVE A SPICE OFF.

[wynkat1313.livejournal.com]

OH MY GODS!!! YES PLEASE THAT WOULD ROCK!

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

I have to tweet this, to catch my local peeps--we were talking about this dude--no wait, the hot one--this morning.

:)

I am giggling in my cube. This is not seamanly! I mean seemly!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAAHHAHAHAH SEAMEN!

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

I love you, and your little pet rock too.

[sivatheminty.livejournal.com]

This is glorious.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HE'S HYSTERICAL.

[quean-of-swords.livejournal.com]

LOL. Okay, that's pretty awesome.

I think "Free installation" was my favorite line. Heeee!