LADIES DON'T LIKE SLEEPING ON BRICKS. THEY LIKE DUVETS WITH HIGH THREAD COUNTS. WHY IS MY BATHROOM PINK? BECAUSE LADIES LOVE PINK AND I LOVE THE LADIES.
Even people who are not born in Ireland but have great grandparents from Ireland get Ireland-patriotic when drunk. Do you know how many times I've had to hear Come Out You Black and Tans, Come Out and Fight Me Like A Man! when my husband's fucked on Guinness?
He has now given up the drink in favor of fitness and is buying a bicycle this weekend. Help.
Yeah that was. . .my wedding, in a nutshell. There was a microphone. And Guinness. Except my Grandfather is a Londoner and was NOT GOING TO STAND for these Irish shenanigans.
I wish my husband would trade drink in favour of fitness. He keeps joining the gym, spending a fortune on it, and then winding up on the couch anyway drinking Kilkenny anyway. And then he bitches because all the guys at work make fun of him for being tubby.
Yeah, I've been on weight watchers since January and lost about 30 pounds. He stops eating pizza for a week and a half and loses like, 15. FUCK MEN. FUCK THEM.
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:46 pm (UTC)He has now given up the drink in favor of fitness and is buying a bicycle this weekend. Help.
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-16 02:50 pm (UTC)I wish my husband would trade drink in favour of fitness. He keeps joining the gym, spending a fortune on it, and then winding up on the couch anyway drinking Kilkenny anyway. And then he bitches because all the guys at work make fun of him for being tubby.
IRISH PEOPLE.
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:56 pm (UTC)Oh, he goes to the gym. And then he eats six nutty buddies in three days. Fucker.
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:58 pm (UTC)FUCK THAT GUY
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Date: 2010-07-16 04:07 pm (UTC)Mine eats his way through any and every carb known to man. But he also runs marathons so...
For the record, I think marathons are stupid. The original guy didn't have a choice. And then he died.
It is totally whacked to sit at my table and watch Dave and the 13 year old eat and eat and eat.
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Date: 2010-07-16 04:08 pm (UTC)Just make sure he gets a good helmet.
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Date: 2010-07-16 04:09 pm (UTC)He totes needs the leopard print fez!