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LADIES DON'T LIKE SLEEPING ON BRICKS. THEY LIKE DUVETS WITH HIGH THREAD COUNTS. WHY IS MY BATHROOM PINK? BECAUSE LADIES LOVE PINK AND I LOVE THE LADIES.

Date: 2010-07-16 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heddychaa.livejournal.com
Yeah, I've been on weight watchers since January and lost about 30 pounds. He stops eating pizza for a week and a half and loses like, 15. FUCK MEN. FUCK THEM.

Date: 2010-07-16 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com
RIGHT IN THE EAR.

Oh, he goes to the gym. And then he eats six nutty buddies in three days. Fucker.

Date: 2010-07-16 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heddychaa.livejournal.com
My husband is fond of making huge plates of nachos piled in half a block of marble cheese, the way he used to make them at the pub

FUCK THAT GUY

Date: 2010-07-16 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com
THIS. RIGHT HERE!

Mine eats his way through any and every carb known to man. But he also runs marathons so...

For the record, I think marathons are stupid. The original guy didn't have a choice. And then he died.

It is totally whacked to sit at my table and watch Dave and the 13 year old eat and eat and eat.

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