LADIES DON'T LIKE SLEEPING ON BRICKS. THEY LIKE DUVETS WITH HIGH THREAD COUNTS. WHY IS MY BATHROOM PINK? BECAUSE LADIES LOVE PINK AND I LOVE THE LADIES.
ON WEBCAM HIS 95 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER GIVES ME DIRTY LOOKS LIKE "ARE YOU INFERTILE OR SOMETHING? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" SOONER OR LATER SHE'S GOING TO PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER AND REALIZE THAT I ONLY TOLD HER I WAS FRENCH CANADIAN, AND NEVER SPECIFICALLY SAID "CATHOLIC" AND THEN THE NEXT TIME I'M OVERSEAS I'M GOING TO WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH A PILLOW IN MY FACE. STRUGGLING IN VAIN AGAINST HER SUPERNATURAL GRANDMA-STRENGTH.
FFS SHE LIVED THROUGH TWO WORLD WARS. SHE'S OLDER THAN THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND ITSELF. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:47 pm (UTC)ON WEBCAM HIS 95 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER GIVES ME DIRTY LOOKS LIKE "ARE YOU INFERTILE OR SOMETHING? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" SOONER OR LATER SHE'S GOING TO PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER AND REALIZE THAT I ONLY TOLD HER I WAS FRENCH CANADIAN, AND NEVER SPECIFICALLY SAID "CATHOLIC" AND THEN THE NEXT TIME I'M OVERSEAS I'M GOING TO WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH A PILLOW IN MY FACE. STRUGGLING IN VAIN AGAINST HER SUPERNATURAL GRANDMA-STRENGTH.
FFS SHE LIVED THROUGH TWO WORLD WARS. SHE'S OLDER THAN THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND ITSELF. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:49 pm (UTC)LET'S SEE. ALL MEN LOVE REVERSE COWBOY. AND CROTCHLESS PANTIES.
GOD MADE CROTCHLESS PANTIES SPECIFICALLY FOR THE ACT OF CONCEPTION.
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:54 pm (UTC)WHO MADE ALL THE ANIMALS AND THE PEOPLE AND PLANTS OF THE WORLD, AND THE CROTCHLESS PANTIES SO THAT THEY COULD BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:55 pm (UTC)