LADIES DON'T LIKE SLEEPING ON BRICKS. THEY LIKE DUVETS WITH HIGH THREAD COUNTS. WHY IS MY BATHROOM PINK? BECAUSE LADIES LOVE PINK AND I LOVE THE LADIES.
IT'S A TOUGH BALANCE OKAY? SOMETIMES HE'LL DRINK LIKE, SEVEN BEERS JUST WATCHING DOCTOR WHO WITH ME IN HIS BOXERS. I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THE MATH OF HIS DRUNKENNESS YET. I'M A BAD WIFE.
ON WEBCAM HIS 95 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER GIVES ME DIRTY LOOKS LIKE "ARE YOU INFERTILE OR SOMETHING? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" SOONER OR LATER SHE'S GOING TO PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER AND REALIZE THAT I ONLY TOLD HER I WAS FRENCH CANADIAN, AND NEVER SPECIFICALLY SAID "CATHOLIC" AND THEN THE NEXT TIME I'M OVERSEAS I'M GOING TO WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH A PILLOW IN MY FACE. STRUGGLING IN VAIN AGAINST HER SUPERNATURAL GRANDMA-STRENGTH.
FFS SHE LIVED THROUGH TWO WORLD WARS. SHE'S OLDER THAN THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND ITSELF. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:39 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:42 pm (UTC)LOOK DON'T THE IRISH ONLY BELIEVE IN THE RHYTHM METHOD? HAVE ENOUGH SEX AND YOU ARE BOUND TO HAVE A FUCK UP.
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:47 pm (UTC)ON WEBCAM HIS 95 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER GIVES ME DIRTY LOOKS LIKE "ARE YOU INFERTILE OR SOMETHING? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" SOONER OR LATER SHE'S GOING TO PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER AND REALIZE THAT I ONLY TOLD HER I WAS FRENCH CANADIAN, AND NEVER SPECIFICALLY SAID "CATHOLIC" AND THEN THE NEXT TIME I'M OVERSEAS I'M GOING TO WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH A PILLOW IN MY FACE. STRUGGLING IN VAIN AGAINST HER SUPERNATURAL GRANDMA-STRENGTH.
FFS SHE LIVED THROUGH TWO WORLD WARS. SHE'S OLDER THAN THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND ITSELF. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:49 pm (UTC)LET'S SEE. ALL MEN LOVE REVERSE COWBOY. AND CROTCHLESS PANTIES.
GOD MADE CROTCHLESS PANTIES SPECIFICALLY FOR THE ACT OF CONCEPTION.
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:54 pm (UTC)WHO MADE ALL THE ANIMALS AND THE PEOPLE AND PLANTS OF THE WORLD, AND THE CROTCHLESS PANTIES SO THAT THEY COULD BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY
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Date: 2010-07-16 02:55 pm (UTC)