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THANKS, FOXY

LADIES DON'T LIKE SLEEPING ON BRICKS. THEY LIKE DUVETS WITH HIGH THREAD COUNTS. WHY IS MY BATHROOM PINK? BECAUSE LADIES LOVE PINK AND I LOVE THE LADIES.

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YOU DRINK ALONE. I BRING THE PARTY.

LADIES LOVE PINK AND I LOVE THE LADIES.

(I have to credit

oletheros for this. :D )

WHY IS THERE A BATH MAT ON THE WALL?

BECAUSE I MAKE BABIES. BEAUTIFUL BABIES.

MADE. MY. DAY.

Have you seen the library parody?

THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST THING EVER.

I am inordinately cheered that they used "fucking load of library databases" in a promo for a library at Brigham Young!!!

Actually I think it is "Bucketloads" but that's okay.

holy shit this just keeps getting better and better

HAAAHAHAHAAAHH THIS IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.

oh my god.

If I saw this man in the street I would probably

spontaneously tear my clothes off

haaahahahah HE HAS KIDS ALREADY, HEDDY.

HE SAID HE MADE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, FREE DEPOSIT.

I WANT CHILDREN.

MY HUSBAND WILL NOT GIVE ME CHILDREN.

I DON'T SEE THIS PLAN GOING WRONG IN ANY WAY.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO GET HIM DRUNK AND POKE HOLES IN THE CONDOM, LIKE ALL THE REST OF US.

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::gigglefit!::

~

HAAAHAHAHAHAH IT'S A RIOT!

Epic manboobs, bb. Epic.

We have a clear winner in the smell-off smackdown.

I know. I found myself staring at the manboobs.

I think they might be bigger than mine.

HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS TOO FUCKING FUNNY. I WANNA KNOW WHAT OLD SPICE GUY AND OLD SPICE THINK OF ALL THIS!

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT. I HOPE THEY HAVE A SPICE OFF.

OH MY GODS!!! YES PLEASE THAT WOULD ROCK!

I have to tweet this, to catch my local peeps--we were talking about this dude--no wait, the hot one--this morning.

:)

I am giggling in my cube. This is not seamanly! I mean seemly!

HAAAAHHAHAHAH SEAMEN!

I love you, and your little pet rock too.

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This is glorious.

HE'S HYSTERICAL.

LOL. Okay, that's pretty awesome.

I think "Free installation" was my favorite line. Heeee!

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