Numeric update and some art crap.
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amand_r1. Guess what you can't wipe up with a Clorox wet nap? Baking Soda. Nope, if spills on the floor and you go to wipe it up, but you just end up pushing it around on the lino. Then when you give up and try to scoop as much of it as you can see, you realize you have just thinned it to an invisible coating of baking soda. And then for days when you step in that area in your socks, you get a squidgy feeling as you slide around in it. Then you realize that you put this in your body: A POWDER THAT CANNOT BE DISSOLVED AND PICKED UP BY THE LIQUID IN A CHLOROX WIPE. (Spider has since informed me that I can clean it with vinegar. Thanks, babe.)
2. Squeezing lemons when your hands are chapped to the point of cracking is not the smartest idea in the universe, lightbulb. However, if you put your fingers in baggies and put a rubber band at the base of each finger, you get to race the clock to see if the pain from cracked skin or the pain from listing feeling in the fingers will make you stop first.
The answer is NEITHER BECAUSE I AM THAT BADASS.
3. Me: Viv, are you done pooping?
Her: No. I got to chillax.
Me: What?
Her: Just chillax, mama.
4. I drove behind a Bronco II that had this on a paper taped to the back windshield: I WILLNOT SPEED JUST TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. I SLOW DOWN FOR TAILGATERS.
5. I have many thoughts on Rhianna's S&M. Some of them are not good. Most of them are nonchalant, which as we all know, is the opposite of chalant. Not to be confused with chalet, or Swiss Chalet, which makes me think of Swiss steak, which makes me want steak. Or those onions that come on top of steak sometimes. When you make a bowl of sautéed onions and mushrooms to put on steak and meats, that's called the kitty. I eat the kitty on fried sweetbreads. Now I want to watch Josie and the Pussycats. Dujour means swiss steak!
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2. Squeezing lemons when your hands are chapped to the point of cracking is not the smartest idea in the universe, lightbulb. However, if you put your fingers in baggies and put a rubber band at the base of each finger, you get to race the clock to see if the pain from cracked skin or the pain from listing feeling in the fingers will make you stop first.
The answer is NEITHER BECAUSE I AM THAT BADASS.
3. Me: Viv, are you done pooping?
Her: No. I got to chillax.
Me: What?
Her: Just chillax, mama.
4. I drove behind a Bronco II that had this on a paper taped to the back windshield: I WILLNOT SPEED JUST TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. I SLOW DOWN FOR TAILGATERS.
5. I have many thoughts on Rhianna's S&M. Some of them are not good. Most of them are nonchalant, which as we all know, is the opposite of chalant. Not to be confused with chalet, or Swiss Chalet, which makes me think of Swiss steak, which makes me want steak. Or those onions that come on top of steak sometimes. When you make a bowl of sautéed onions and mushrooms to put on steak and meats, that's called the kitty. I eat the kitty on fried sweetbreads. Now I want to watch Josie and the Pussycats. Dujour means swiss steak!
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Date: 2011-03-03 05:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-03 06:02 pm (UTC)MAKE SOME KITTY!
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Date: 2011-03-03 05:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-03 05:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-03 06:44 pm (UTC)BRING IT!
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Date: 2011-03-03 06:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-03 06:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-03 08:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-03 05:13 pm (UTC)By the Year of Our Lord Ianto 2167, nobody will remember these dynamic crossover tropes of the origin myth. All trace of the Tiger DNA will be lost!
You blow like royalty, dahlink. You make me all chillax.
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Date: 2011-03-03 06:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-03 05:31 pm (UTC):D
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Date: 2011-03-03 06:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-03 05:42 pm (UTC)If there were awards for post-it fiction, you'd run away with them all. :)
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Date: 2011-03-03 06:03 pm (UTC)I HAVE TIGER BLOOD.
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Date: 2011-03-03 06:44 pm (UTC)OR SOMETHING.
I think Charlie Sheen planned everything is as a promotional tool. This will be revealed in chapter 57/77? FUCK THE BARRYMORES.
Charlie Sheen = promotional tool.
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Date: 2011-03-03 09:18 pm (UTC)Fixed that for you.
(Not that it wasn't brill to start with.)
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Date: 2011-03-03 06:43 pm (UTC)1) "chillax" needs to be adopted by as many people as possible,
2) STICK-PEOPLE BLOWJOBS!
For Britain!3) It's all awesome and I LOLed!
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Date: 2011-03-03 08:10 pm (UTC)I THINK WE ALL NEED TO CHILLAX. ESP. CHARLIE SHEEN.
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Date: 2011-03-03 08:34 pm (UTC)I'm fairly sure Jack didn't do it FOR BRITAIN!, thus it does not count.
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Date: 2011-03-03 08:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-03 07:05 pm (UTC)I heard Emilio Estevez is in court today changing his name; he already changed his eyebrows. Going to Big Chicken now. Anything else you want besides the butter?
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Date: 2011-03-03 08:10 pm (UTC)Just butter!
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Date: 2011-03-03 07:12 pm (UTC)WELL DONE YOU!
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Date: 2011-03-03 08:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-03 07:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-03 08:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-03 09:55 pm (UTC)AND ALSO YOUR TAGS HAVE POPULATED SO MUCH, THEY COULD START THEIR OWN TAG COMMUNITY. 'DAMN THE MAN' COULD BE THE MAYOR AND 'SOCIAL COMMENTARY' COULD RUN THE NEWS MEDIA.
MANY OF THE OTHER TAGS HAVE OBVIOUS OCCUPATIONS.
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Date: 2011-03-03 09:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-04 12:43 am (UTC)In other news, my cookies came today, and are DELICIOUS. A tad too bitter for me on their own, but as suggested I tried them with tea, which is AMAZINGLY WONDERFUL. Also, they are not stale, thanks to your COMPLETELY INSANE TOOK-ME-TEN-MINUTES-TO-OPEN packing job. :D
<3<3<3
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Date: 2011-03-04 02:28 am (UTC)Yeah, those are tea cookies if there ever were any, I swear. Thanks for taking them off my hands! :)
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Date: 2011-03-04 01:00 am (UTC)Her: No. I got to chillax.
Me: What?
Her: Just chillax, mama.
AWWWWWWW!!!
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Date: 2011-03-04 02:29 am (UTC)ME: VIV, PUT YOUR SHOES ON, WE ARE LATE.
HER: CHILLAX, MAMA.
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Date: 2011-03-04 03:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-04 03:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-04 05:31 am (UTC)V and her use of chillax reminds me of H saying "Hilarious logistics!" when anything strikes him funny of late. Stupid UPS bastardization of the song "Amore"!
He was also trying to determine if Papa and I would be King and Queen, or Prince and Princess due to some of our parents still being alive. Seven years old and having a grasp of royal succession. Hilarious logistics. Dammit!
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Date: 2011-03-04 03:07 pm (UTC)Your kid is doing better than mine.
HER: YOU BE THE PRINCESS.
ME: OKAY
HER: I'LL BE THE QUEEN.
ME: ...OKAY.
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Date: 2011-03-05 02:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-05 03:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-04 06:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-04 03:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-05 05:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-05 02:48 pm (UTC)S S S S M M M.
Also way to go Rhianna for reinforcing that the entirety of S and M is "being bad" and whips and chains.
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Date: 2011-03-06 05:48 am (UTC)