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Reports of my demise are very accurate. I give myself an hour on the computer every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and possibly one on the weekend. I have no idea because I haven't got there yet. Maybe someday I'll tell you about WTF happened, but absence makes me loff you more, and so it's all good.
Instead, an old entry. For all you bitches.
It's no secret that I love hip-hop. I know y'all don't. Tha's coo'. I'm about to write a small paper here, that has no structure.
WHAT I DID ON MY WINTER VACATION
WHY I LOVE RAP
OMG HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW NOTORIOUS BIG?
SOMETIMES RHYMING IS HARD
THE DUCK BILLED PLATYPUS
AMAND-R VOMITS A BUNCH OF CRAP ABOUT RAP
( by amand-r )
BUT THAT IS NOT WHY WE ARE HERE TODAY. WE ARE HERE TODAY BECAUSE I STARTED LISTENING TO THE RADIO AGAIN. ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT I FINALLY HEARD THE "BARROWMANCE" LADY GAGA SONG (AND WHY IS THERE NO RPS JB VID TO THIS? THE MAN IS ON EVERY BBC SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE, THERE HAS TO BE ENOUGH FOOTAGE.), I HAD THE PLEASURE OF HEARING YOUNG MONEY'S SONG: BEDROCK.
( OH HOLY GOD IN HELL, IT'S LIKE COMEDY AND SURREALIST POETRY ALL ROLLED UP INTO ONE. )
And one of the rappers from the song is using the dentist to prolong his time before he goes to jail. Oh Lil Wayne, you make me lol. TAKE ALL YOUR BLING OUT FIRST, BUDDY!
Instead, an old entry. For all you bitches.
It's no secret that I love hip-hop. I know y'all don't. Tha's coo'. I'm about to write a small paper here, that has no structure.
WHY I LOVE RAP
OMG HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW NOTORIOUS BIG?
SOMETIMES RHYMING IS HARD
THE DUCK BILLED PLATYPUS
AMAND-R VOMITS A BUNCH OF CRAP ABOUT RAP
( by amand-r )
BUT THAT IS NOT WHY WE ARE HERE TODAY. WE ARE HERE TODAY BECAUSE I STARTED LISTENING TO THE RADIO AGAIN. ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT I FINALLY HEARD THE "BARROWMANCE" LADY GAGA SONG (AND WHY IS THERE NO RPS JB VID TO THIS? THE MAN IS ON EVERY BBC SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE, THERE HAS TO BE ENOUGH FOOTAGE.), I HAD THE PLEASURE OF HEARING YOUNG MONEY'S SONG: BEDROCK.
( OH HOLY GOD IN HELL, IT'S LIKE COMEDY AND SURREALIST POETRY ALL ROLLED UP INTO ONE. )
And one of the rappers from the song is using the dentist to prolong his time before he goes to jail. Oh Lil Wayne, you make me lol. TAKE ALL YOUR BLING OUT FIRST, BUDDY!
holy shitbears batman
Feb. 18th, 2010 12:12 pm1. Still pissed about everything. Hrm.
2. Morning emails have revealed that partial pissiness is not unjustified. This is enlightening.
3. Was thinking of cleaning the house today. Sounds good. I am dismantling my dining room work station and relegating the computer to the recreational slot of "coffee table." Hopefully this will convince me that it is not as important as I have made it. I don't need a desk. I don't have a job. I need a dining room table.
4. ( I had big long post about hip-hop, but you people don't find the same things funny that I do, and so this is how the comments would unfold. )
Also, I cleaned up my flist. Nothing personal, just different reading habits and a few dead ljs.
2. Morning emails have revealed that partial pissiness is not unjustified. This is enlightening.
3. Was thinking of cleaning the house today. Sounds good. I am dismantling my dining room work station and relegating the computer to the recreational slot of "coffee table." Hopefully this will convince me that it is not as important as I have made it. I don't need a desk. I don't have a job. I need a dining room table.
4. ( I had big long post about hip-hop, but you people don't find the same things funny that I do, and so this is how the comments would unfold. )
Also, I cleaned up my flist. Nothing personal, just different reading habits and a few dead ljs.
1. YEARS AGO, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
basingstoke offered a download of Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights, saying something like, "OMG THIS IS THE BATMAN/JOKER LOVE SONG". I know she said something like that because that's the only way you'd get me to download Kate Bush.
Now, YEARS LATER, I find it hidden in the recesses of an old hard drive. OMG IT IS THE BATMAN/JOKER LOVE SONG. WTF.
FUCKING. NUTBALLS.
2. My mail is insane. Thank you tocurriejean (EATEN BY WEEVILS!), stasha2g, beesandbrews, sthayashi, lucy_locket, blue_fjords, husiemama (SEXY JACK LOOKS FOR CRIMMAS SPIRIT! AND PORN!), electro_club (DALEK CARD!), verasteine, and lastrega! OMG LOVELY CARDS!
I officially have more fandom peeps cards than RL peeps. I would feel bad about this , except for most of my RL peep cards talk about Jesus, and most of my fandom cards talk about porn and daleks. It's easy to understand which one I would prefer. :)
emquilxy sent me a coupon for free tuna! WHO DOES NOT LOVE FREE TUNA.
3. I have deadlines. Again. I am slightly stressed. Imma take a shower and play with playdoh.
4. OMG THE L WORD. I STARTED SEASON FIVE. I HATE JENNY SCHECTER. HATE HATE HATE. Also, in retrospect, they handled the military thing really well. They could have done that whole "the military sucks" thing, but they balanced it well.
5.wynkat1313, I have not forgot about your thing. I have it in googledocs now.
basingstoke offered a download of Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights, saying something like, "OMG THIS IS THE BATMAN/JOKER LOVE SONG". I know she said something like that because that's the only way you'd get me to download Kate Bush. Now, YEARS LATER, I find it hidden in the recesses of an old hard drive. OMG IT IS THE BATMAN/JOKER LOVE SONG. WTF.
FUCKING. NUTBALLS.
2. My mail is insane. Thank you to
curriejean (EATEN BY WEEVILS!), stasha2g, beesandbrews, sthayashi, lucy_locket, blue_fjords, husiemama (SEXY JACK LOOKS FOR CRIMMAS SPIRIT! AND PORN!), electro_club (DALEK CARD!), verasteine, and lastrega! OMG LOVELY CARDS!I officially have more fandom peeps cards than RL peeps. I would feel bad about this , except for most of my RL peep cards talk about Jesus, and most of my fandom cards talk about porn and daleks. It's easy to understand which one I would prefer. :)
emquilxy sent me a coupon for free tuna! WHO DOES NOT LOVE FREE TUNA.3. I have deadlines. Again. I am slightly stressed. Imma take a shower and play with playdoh.
4. OMG THE L WORD. I STARTED SEASON FIVE. I HATE JENNY SCHECTER. HATE HATE HATE. Also, in retrospect, they handled the military thing really well. They could have done that whole "the military sucks" thing, but they balanced it well.
5.
wynkat1313, I have not forgot about your thing. I have it in googledocs now.
REQUIREMENT TO READ THIS ENTRY: BEFORE YOU COMMENCE, PRESS PLAY ON THE FOLLOWING VIDEO:
( THANK YOU. )
Later this month I have a post on what you all mean to me and something about the Grinch and his walnut heart and something about eggnog and Windex and it's curative properties. Then we all grill a lamb on the lawn. I might be getting fandom confused with My Big Fat Greek Wedding. ::shrug:: Whatever. I make you lamb.
I can't believe I actually have a list of lj-entry subjects.
You know what I want to see again? The Syrian Bride.
( THANK YOU. )
Later this month I have a post on what you all mean to me and something about the Grinch and his walnut heart and something about eggnog and Windex and it's curative properties. Then we all grill a lamb on the lawn. I might be getting fandom confused with My Big Fat Greek Wedding. ::shrug:: Whatever. I make you lamb.
I can't believe I actually have a list of lj-entry subjects.
You know what I want to see again? The Syrian Bride.
Tags:
- arsenic,
- birthdays,
- blogging annat,
- books,
- cc pick up that guitar and talk to me,
- crack,
- daleks are all up in my shit,
- disturbing revelations,
- fandom,
- i am a shameless whore,
- i am awesome,
- i blame crue,
- i love everyone right now,
- i need a goddamn pop tart,
- i need an arsenic tag,
- inappropriate laughter,
- jack harkness's cock,
- links to stuff,
- meme crappage,
- merry gentry,
- my undying love of chali 2na,
- nostalgia,
- people i'd fuck,
- personal wiggety-wack,
- sex toys,
- teaching,
- the ??--let me show you it,
- the awesome--let me show you it,
- twin peaks,
- videos,
- viola,
- writing fanfic
'i' is for Ida who drowned in a lake
Dec. 9th, 2009 11:28 amTODAY'S ENTRY WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY SPACCANAPOLI! YAY!
ALSO: FAIL? OR WIN?
I'M THINKING ARBYS.
CAN'T TALK: WRITING. BBL TTFN TTYL OMFG BBQ WTF LOL BITE ME.
HERE, K'NAAN'S 'WAVING FLAG' IS THE OFFICIAL ANTHEM OF THE 2010 WORLD CUP:
ALSO: FAIL? OR WIN?
I'M THINKING ARBYS.
CAN'T TALK: WRITING. BBL TTFN TTYL OMFG BBQ WTF LOL BITE ME.
HERE, K'NAAN'S 'WAVING FLAG' IS THE OFFICIAL ANTHEM OF THE 2010 WORLD CUP:
'c' is for clara who wasted away
Dec. 3rd, 2009 12:41 pmThanks to Xiao di di, I now have WONDERWALL GOING THROUGH MY HEAD, AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SCRUB IT CLEAN, LIKE A MISTER CLEAN MAGIC ERASER IN MY SKULL, IS MIKA. I HATE YOU, NICHOLAS H. CRUENTUM. I COME FROM THE LAND OF COAL; YOU'RE LUCKY IT'S SO FUCKING HEAVY OR I'D SEND YOU A BIG OLD LUMP OF IT. I was going to make a joke about squeezing it so hard you make a diamond to present to JB at panto, but it involved buttocks, and that's just not funny.
( Sometimes I surprise the fuck out of myself. Today is not one of those days. )
I bet some days you wonder why you even click on my lj cuts. :P I know why you do, you saucy minxes.
( Sometimes I surprise the fuck out of myself. Today is not one of those days. )
I bet some days you wonder why you even click on my lj cuts. :P I know why you do, you saucy minxes.
1. No no no, you don't understand. I LOVE Chali @na. I LOVE HIM. RETAIN THE FRESHNESS. CHALI, I LOVE YOU.
EDIT: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME BUSTA RHYMES CUT HIS HAIR OFF??!!??!?! *wails*
2. SHEEPLE MEME: Instructions: Open up your iTunes and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be. ( UH HUH )
3. The poly is done. I finished the last part last night and just stared at mah fingers. Nothing left to fill in. The drywall is completely up. Now all I have to do is spackle and paint it a soothing blue colour. Well, that's a lie. BLEU! I have not made any of your edits yet! But still, I reached the end.
IT is indulgent. *headdesk*
LOLOR5. GOTTA GO!
EDIT: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME BUSTA RHYMES CUT HIS HAIR OFF??!!??!?! *wails*
2. SHEEPLE MEME: Instructions: Open up your iTunes and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be. ( UH HUH )
3. The poly is done. I finished the last part last night and just stared at mah fingers. Nothing left to fill in. The drywall is completely up. Now all I have to do is spackle and paint it a soothing blue colour. Well, that's a lie. BLEU! I have not made any of your edits yet! But still, I reached the end.
IT is indulgent. *headdesk*
LOLOR5. GOTTA GO!
i almost forgot to title this entry
Sep. 5th, 2009 10:13 am1. Someone explain to me why Asheru doesn't have a full EP for this fucking song. Because I am tired of pressing "play" on this 30 second clip. And if there is a full edit, TELL ME.
I AM THE STONE THAT THE BUILDER REFUSED, I AM THE VISUAL, THE INSPIRATION THAT MADE THE LADY SING THE BLUES. I AM THE SPARK THAT MAKES YOUR IDEA BRIGHT, THE SAME SPARK THAT LIGHTS THE DARK SO THAT YOU CAN KNOW YOUR LEFT FROM YOUR RIGHT. I AM THE BALLOT IN THE BOX, THE BULLET IN THE GUN, THE INNERGLOW THAT LETS YOU KNOW WHEN TO CALL YOUR BROTHER, SON. THE STORY THAT JUST BEGUN, THE PROMISE OF WHAT'S TO COME, AND IMMA REMAIN A SOLDIER 'TIL THE WAR IS WON.
That makes me wanna booze up and riot. That, incidentally, is going to be the speech I give in court when I act as my own defense. Like, in my opening argument. My closing argument will obviously be:
..ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm[not] a lawyer defending amajor record company [myself], and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, (softly) does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
I can taste freedom already. I choose however, as is my conjugal right, to put up a poster of Raquel Welsh on my cell wall.
2. So:
The rudest thing I have ever asked someone is if they will give me 10 percent of all their children (And while we're on that subject, I don't see what the big deal was. I mean, Hallo? You yielded in the past! Duh!). The rudest thing I have ever been asked is, 'So, what’s with all the mucus throwing?' IT'S A SKIN CONDITION, PEOPLE..
3. The Hermione Big Bang is edited and sent to the mods. *squee* ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO, BIATCHES. By November I shall be footloose and fancy free (and ready to start looking for a job. Boooooo! Hiss!). I might even pretend to be Kevin Bacon.
4. After much debate (and some Wallow Weekend encouragement), I am decided to start posting the body swap, even though it's not done. I know this means that I won't have some readers until it's done, and that is fine. But It's sitting here, and the more I look at it, the more ornery I get, and it's been a long time since I've posted something FUN, FUN FUN, PEOPLE. CRACKALICIOUS SILLINESS WITH A SIDE OF SRS BZNS (AND PLOT). SO, read it if you like, or don't. But even the unfinished parts are mostly written. I have the first three "days" written complete. Day Four is almost completely done, and days five through eight are chopped up into sections. Like I said, read it if you want. :)
5. MY PARENTS TOOK MY KID TO THE LAKE FOR THE DAY. WHATEVER SHALL I DO? I THINK I'LL SEE HOW MANY WORDS I CAN WRITE IN ONE DAY. JACK WON'T LAY HIMSELF, YOU KNOW. WELL, HE COULD, BUT YOU KNOW.
I AM THE STONE THAT THE BUILDER REFUSED, I AM THE VISUAL, THE INSPIRATION THAT MADE THE LADY SING THE BLUES. I AM THE SPARK THAT MAKES YOUR IDEA BRIGHT, THE SAME SPARK THAT LIGHTS THE DARK SO THAT YOU CAN KNOW YOUR LEFT FROM YOUR RIGHT. I AM THE BALLOT IN THE BOX, THE BULLET IN THE GUN, THE INNERGLOW THAT LETS YOU KNOW WHEN TO CALL YOUR BROTHER, SON. THE STORY THAT JUST BEGUN, THE PROMISE OF WHAT'S TO COME, AND IMMA REMAIN A SOLDIER 'TIL THE WAR IS WON.
That makes me wanna booze up and riot. That, incidentally, is going to be the speech I give in court when I act as my own defense. Like, in my opening argument. My closing argument will obviously be:
..ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm[not] a lawyer defending a
I can taste freedom already. I choose however, as is my conjugal right, to put up a poster of Raquel Welsh on my cell wall.
2. So:
The rudest thing I have ever asked someone is if they will give me 10 percent of all their children (And while we're on that subject, I don't see what the big deal was. I mean, Hallo? You yielded in the past! Duh!). The rudest thing I have ever been asked is, 'So, what’s with all the mucus throwing?' IT'S A SKIN CONDITION, PEOPLE..
3. The Hermione Big Bang is edited and sent to the mods. *squee* ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO, BIATCHES. By November I shall be footloose and fancy free (and ready to start looking for a job. Boooooo! Hiss!). I might even pretend to be Kevin Bacon.
4. After much debate (and some Wallow Weekend encouragement), I am decided to start posting the body swap, even though it's not done. I know this means that I won't have some readers until it's done, and that is fine. But It's sitting here, and the more I look at it, the more ornery I get, and it's been a long time since I've posted something FUN, FUN FUN, PEOPLE. CRACKALICIOUS SILLINESS WITH A SIDE OF SRS BZNS (AND PLOT). SO, read it if you like, or don't. But even the unfinished parts are mostly written. I have the first three "days" written complete. Day Four is almost completely done, and days five through eight are chopped up into sections. Like I said, read it if you want. :)
5. MY PARENTS TOOK MY KID TO THE LAKE FOR THE DAY. WHATEVER SHALL I DO? I THINK I'LL SEE HOW MANY WORDS I CAN WRITE IN ONE DAY. JACK WON'T LAY HIMSELF, YOU KNOW. WELL, HE COULD, BUT YOU KNOW.
Blogging by numbers:
1. For the love of god, can someone explain the meaning of 'pimps down; hos up'?
2. Why aren't more people giving edIT money? GIVE HIM MONEY, PEOPLE.
3. If I was a Vulcan, I'd want my name to be T'Porn. Still.
4. I am stuck in a Thai food rut: Tom Ka Gai and Tod Mon Pla. STILL.
5. Both of the above sound like awesome Pokemon.
6. It is raining here. I'm wearing a sweater. A sweater. This is made of win.
7. I don't know if I informed all those who knew, but the quest for insurance is over. My appeal was accepted, and I now have insurance with the kidlet for five hundred dollars less a month than I was paying before. WTF. I should have done this ages ago.
8. So, those who are on SS get a $250 stimulus in June. I don't know what the point of that is. BUT, I thought about it, and I have decided that I am going to STIMULATE the economy. ::makes the finger fucking gesture:: If you know what I mean. So far, I have blown $100 on this. And WOW. Okay, so I guess I should offer a review.
( Yes, that is a vibrator. )
9. My mum is currently on her way to Alnwick Castle, doing Harry Potter squeeing and in general being adorable. Something about Wales (no cannibals! Hooray!) and puppies. For those of you who follow her exploits asjoanwilder, here is a pic of her up to no good.
10. She also sent me a pic of my future house.
11. WHUM WHUM WHUM WRRRRRRRRRRRR WHUM WHUM WHUM NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGT.
1. For the love of god, can someone explain the meaning of 'pimps down; hos up'?
2. Why aren't more people giving edIT money? GIVE HIM MONEY, PEOPLE.
3. If I was a Vulcan, I'd want my name to be T'Porn. Still.
4. I am stuck in a Thai food rut: Tom Ka Gai and Tod Mon Pla. STILL.
5. Both of the above sound like awesome Pokemon.
6. It is raining here. I'm wearing a sweater. A sweater. This is made of win.
7. I don't know if I informed all those who knew, but the quest for insurance is over. My appeal was accepted, and I now have insurance with the kidlet for five hundred dollars less a month than I was paying before. WTF. I should have done this ages ago.
8. So, those who are on SS get a $250 stimulus in June. I don't know what the point of that is. BUT, I thought about it, and I have decided that I am going to STIMULATE the economy. ::makes the finger fucking gesture:: If you know what I mean. So far, I have blown $100 on this. And WOW. Okay, so I guess I should offer a review.
( Yes, that is a vibrator. )
9. My mum is currently on her way to Alnwick Castle, doing Harry Potter squeeing and in general being adorable. Something about Wales (no cannibals! Hooray!) and puppies. For those of you who follow her exploits as
joanwilder, here is a pic of her up to no good.10. She also sent me a pic of my future house.
11. WHUM WHUM WHUM WRRRRRRRRRRRR WHUM WHUM WHUM NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGT.
A post about me and shit!
May. 25th, 2009 03:38 pmI have decided to blog more about myself and crap. You know, I do this all the time. I give it a week.
It just feels like THE LONGEST WEEKEND EVAR. Srsly, I don't even work, and I keep looking at the calendar and saying to myself, WTF, Monday?
So here I am, working on these fics, and honestly, my Snarry Games fic, in which I actually have a plotty idea, is by far the least written. I find that I don't even know when these things are due. I should keep track of that shit.
Torchwood bodyswap: 33,667 words
Hermione Big Bang: 40,135 words
Snarry Games Fic: 908 words
The HL/TW: 2,473 words
If I post anything in the next few weeks, and you think it has a flavah, that is because I HAVE BEEN LISTENING NOTHING BUT THE K'NAAN CHANNEL OVER ON PANDORA. Srsly, nothing but Fort Minor, Jurassic 5, edIT, and chali 2na (and of course, K'naan) for DAYS. I'm unsure as to whether I want to cap a mother or start a revolution. Possibly both. I would imagine that one might lead to another. OTOH, one might lead to jail time. Chali told me to go easy on the coke and heavy on the green, so I switched from Coca-Cola to Sprite. Not. Working.
OMG, just after I wrote this, I opened Pandora, and 'Easy' by Aceylone was the FIRST SONG THAT CAME UP. PANDORA, I AM SUSPICIOUS OF YOUR GENOME MUSIC PROJECT. For god's sake, your name is Pandora. How is that not asking for Skynet-like trouble? WOLFRAM ALPHA TROUBLE.
So, here is Viola's new paramour. No matter where we are at any time in this DVD (I play them on random), I know when Max comes up because she starts screaming, then throws herself into the chair and hides her face behind her hands. Then she jumps down and dances about. She knows that his name is Max. She often asks for him by name when I put the DVD in. Honest to god, anything that might have a Y chromosome, she's all over—the boys down the street, when male friends come over. Yesterday, when I went to pick up our take away Chinese, she latched onto the ONE Chinese boy in a waiting area and ignored at least three other kids, all girls. It's like she can smell the chromosome.
She picked out her own clothes this morning: the pinkest clothes she owns. In a discussion this weekend, I had admitted to someone that I want to keep her options open as far as gender and sex go, but she's apparently settling on the girly girl shit right now. And she has developed a habit of squealing at bugs. WTF? Bees, I can see, but ants? Really? Crazy ass kid.
It just feels like THE LONGEST WEEKEND EVAR. Srsly, I don't even work, and I keep looking at the calendar and saying to myself, WTF, Monday?
So here I am, working on these fics, and honestly, my Snarry Games fic, in which I actually have a plotty idea, is by far the least written. I find that I don't even know when these things are due. I should keep track of that shit.
Torchwood bodyswap: 33,667 words
Hermione Big Bang: 40,135 words
Snarry Games Fic: 908 words
The HL/TW: 2,473 words
If I post anything in the next few weeks, and you think it has a flavah, that is because I HAVE BEEN LISTENING NOTHING BUT THE K'NAAN CHANNEL OVER ON PANDORA. Srsly, nothing but Fort Minor, Jurassic 5, edIT, and chali 2na (and of course, K'naan) for DAYS. I'm unsure as to whether I want to cap a mother or start a revolution. Possibly both. I would imagine that one might lead to another. OTOH, one might lead to jail time. Chali told me to go easy on the coke and heavy on the green, so I switched from Coca-Cola to Sprite. Not. Working.
OMG, just after I wrote this, I opened Pandora, and 'Easy' by Aceylone was the FIRST SONG THAT CAME UP. PANDORA, I AM SUSPICIOUS OF YOUR GENOME MUSIC PROJECT. For god's sake, your name is Pandora. How is that not asking for Skynet-like trouble? WOLFRAM ALPHA TROUBLE.
So, here is Viola's new paramour. No matter where we are at any time in this DVD (I play them on random), I know when Max comes up because she starts screaming, then throws herself into the chair and hides her face behind her hands. Then she jumps down and dances about. She knows that his name is Max. She often asks for him by name when I put the DVD in. Honest to god, anything that might have a Y chromosome, she's all over—the boys down the street, when male friends come over. Yesterday, when I went to pick up our take away Chinese, she latched onto the ONE Chinese boy in a waiting area and ignored at least three other kids, all girls. It's like she can smell the chromosome.
She picked out her own clothes this morning: the pinkest clothes she owns. In a discussion this weekend, I had admitted to someone that I want to keep her options open as far as gender and sex go, but she's apparently settling on the girly girl shit right now. And she has developed a habit of squealing at bugs. WTF? Bees, I can see, but ants? Really? Crazy ass kid.
