wtf is this welsh rap doing on my ipod?

[amand_r]

1. unovis_lj linked to a slideshow of the paintings stolen from the Museum of Modern Art in Paris on Thursday night. That takes balls. Balls made of stupid. LOL.

2. So, fest time. retconbookwrite is a fest so we can wrote stories that involve Torchwood book canon. It's an exchange, so you can be challenged! And no, you don't have to have read all of the books! HOW AWESOME IS THAT. Remember though, no matter what the stripper tells you no matter what Cruentum tells you, there's no sex in the champagne room he's running this thing, not me. The retconbookwrite is open for business and accepting signups until June 5th. Posting begins on September 15th. Rules and Questions here. Sign Ups here.


3. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTLE.

4. A Partial Map of Your TARDIS (Subject to Change) Haaahahah.

Comments

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

THANK you for the pimping!

LOL art thief. It was Thomas Crown.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It's not like they're gonna be able to sell them.

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

Or show them to their friends, cuz someone might tell. Taken by some eccentric millionaire who will keep them in a little room no one else is allowed to go into? What is the point?

Maybe there will be a ransom!


seem to be having trouble spelling today

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG I HOPE THERE'S A RANSOM. I WILL LOL.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Maybe they don't need to sell them. Maybe it was a commissioned theft!

Like the people in Minnesota who hired other people to shoplift shit for them.

These paintings are probably behind a screen on the wall right now in Pierce Brosnan's house.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAHAHAHA. Yeah, he likes to put onn his old James Bond tux, call Rene Russo on the phone and jack off into a magnum of Dom while he's looking at them.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

She's all: "Unf! Burn one! Burn one!"

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

"I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna do it!"

That Matisse is covered in dried money shots by now.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

LOLZ!

I imagine Rene Russo getting a call from Kevin Costner the next day.

"Let's play putt-putt and go to the Waffle House with Cheech Marin!"

"JESUS! YOU ARE SO BOGUS NEXT TO BROSNAN, COS."

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG LOL. THE IDEA THAT RUSSO CALLS ANY OF HER OLD COSTARS MAKES ME LOL.

"HEY RENE. IT'S MEL."
*CLICK*

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

This is RPF.

LOL.

:D :D

[sivatheminty.livejournal.com]

I was just wondering how big the TARDIS is :P

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

The answer is: pie.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I'm just a stand-in, man. Chances are this whole 'running things' will end in hot tears.

Well. I hope not.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Tears go good with oysters.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

me and sea food aren't hot for each other. Not even fuckbuddies.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

EELS, NICK. EELS!

THE STAPLE OF GERMAN SEASHORE FOOD!

NAIL THE HEAD TO THE CUTTING BOARD AND THEN PULL THE SKIN OFF LIKE A SOCK!

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I love eating eels when they're all smoked and sexy.

So good. Possibly close to best food ever.

Mmmm eel.

I could fuck an eel. But see, eel are fish not seafood. AND IT'S NOT LIKE THE PTERODACTYL AND THE PTERANADOONN EITHER! IT'S DIFFERENT!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. THEY COME FROM THE SEA.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

BUT THEY ARE FISH! NOT WEIRD THINGS PUDDLING AROUND IN THE SAND!

Well granted. Eeels might puddle and I'm not sure if people have figured out yet how they fuck, BUT

oysters can't do the swimmy-swimmy properly like fish, hence they shouldn't be eaten only stared at in WTF

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU NEVER WATCHED THE NATURE CHANNEL AS A CHILD, DID YOU.

YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT DONKEYS EAT THEIR OWN WASTE.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I GREW UP IN EASTERN GERMANY! OMG NATURE CHANNEL, IS THAT SOMETHING ON THE THE BLACK AND WHITE TELEVISION?! hahaha

I just don't like seafoods. They look creepy like they're going to jump you.

Except cockles.

I don't even know what kind of ...seafoodthing cockles even are. Do they have a name? Are they a species of something? I don't know.

But cockles sounds funny -> it makes them tasty

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

omg seriously you sometimes.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

It's like ... what was the term I coined ... shit I forgot ... it's like that.

This is me being witty. Oh fail, haha

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YOU COINED A TERM?

WE SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT DOWN.

PS: YOU DIDN'T INVENT "MANWHORE".

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

"NATURAL GO-AWAY PROCESSES"!

You did write it down. HAHAHA.

PS. But he'll think I did!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

THE BLOOD AND PUSS ARE STILL IN YOUR SHOE, MAN.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE TRAVELING THE WORLD WITH ME!

DON'T MAKE IT SOUND SO ICKY! I'M SURE THEY'RE LOVELY!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED THAT BLOOD AND PUSS ARE IN THE UPPER ECHELON WITH VOMIT AND SPIT.

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

I heard about the robbery. the guards said they never saw anything so yeah it is a mystery.

I've signed up for retcon bookwrite and going to participate in the porn battle. I also have my MBABB fic to do as well. So I have a lot of writing to do over the next few months.

[ophymirage.livejournal.com]

Hey amand_r, this is slightly off-topic to the meat of your post (HAHA), but seems as good a place to ask as any. my author and i put up a bunch of short fics for the recent kinkmeme on eleventy_kink, and she's now anxious to basically de-anon and post them to her LJ. Because I don't know (having only been recently introduced to anon-post ficmemes), is there a standard etiquette/length of time for decloaking? (does anyone care?) there don't seem to be any limitations set by the original post or anything, not like yuletide..

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I don't care about my kinkmeme de anoning. I think it's fun!So maybe she should wait a few days until people are done commenting on it, and then claim it. Sometimes people are more likely to comment on the thing if they don't know who wrote it (I know, politics). So I'd say a week.