wtf is this welsh rap doing on my ipod?

[amand_r]

1. unovis_lj linked to a slideshow of the paintings stolen from the Museum of Modern Art in Paris on Thursday night. That takes balls. Balls made of stupid. LOL.

2. So, fest time. retconbookwrite is a fest so we can wrote stories that involve Torchwood book canon. It's an exchange, so you can be challenged! And no, you don't have to have read all of the books! HOW AWESOME IS THAT. Remember though, no matter what the stripper tells you no matter what Cruentum tells you, there's no sex in the champagne room he's running this thing, not me. The retconbookwrite is open for business and accepting signups until June 5th. Posting begins on September 15th. Rules and Questions here. Sign Ups here.


3. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTLE.

4. A Partial Map of Your TARDIS (Subject to Change) Haaahahah.

Comments

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. THEY COME FROM THE SEA.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

BUT THEY ARE FISH! NOT WEIRD THINGS PUDDLING AROUND IN THE SAND!

Well granted. Eeels might puddle and I'm not sure if people have figured out yet how they fuck, BUT

oysters can't do the swimmy-swimmy properly like fish, hence they shouldn't be eaten only stared at in WTF

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU NEVER WATCHED THE NATURE CHANNEL AS A CHILD, DID YOU.

YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT DONKEYS EAT THEIR OWN WASTE.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I GREW UP IN EASTERN GERMANY! OMG NATURE CHANNEL, IS THAT SOMETHING ON THE THE BLACK AND WHITE TELEVISION?! hahaha

I just don't like seafoods. They look creepy like they're going to jump you.

Except cockles.

I don't even know what kind of ...seafoodthing cockles even are. Do they have a name? Are they a species of something? I don't know.

But cockles sounds funny -> it makes them tasty

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

omg seriously you sometimes.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

It's like ... what was the term I coined ... shit I forgot ... it's like that.

This is me being witty. Oh fail, haha

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YOU COINED A TERM?

WE SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT DOWN.

PS: YOU DIDN'T INVENT "MANWHORE".

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

"NATURAL GO-AWAY PROCESSES"!

You did write it down. HAHAHA.

PS. But he'll think I did!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

THE BLOOD AND PUSS ARE STILL IN YOUR SHOE, MAN.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE TRAVELING THE WORLD WITH ME!

DON'T MAKE IT SOUND SO ICKY! I'M SURE THEY'RE LOVELY!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED THAT BLOOD AND PUSS ARE IN THE UPPER ECHELON WITH VOMIT AND SPIT.