wtf is this welsh rap doing on my ipod?

[amand_r]

1. unovis_lj linked to a slideshow of the paintings stolen from the Museum of Modern Art in Paris on Thursday night. That takes balls. Balls made of stupid. LOL.

2. So, fest time. retconbookwrite is a fest so we can wrote stories that involve Torchwood book canon. It's an exchange, so you can be challenged! And no, you don't have to have read all of the books! HOW AWESOME IS THAT. Remember though, no matter what the stripper tells you no matter what Cruentum tells you, there's no sex in the champagne room he's running this thing, not me. The retconbookwrite is open for business and accepting signups until June 5th. Posting begins on September 15th. Rules and Questions here. Sign Ups here.


3. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTLE.

4. A Partial Map of Your TARDIS (Subject to Change) Haaahahah.

Comments

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

THANK you for the pimping!

LOL art thief. It was Thomas Crown.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It's not like they're gonna be able to sell them.

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

Or show them to their friends, cuz someone might tell. Taken by some eccentric millionaire who will keep them in a little room no one else is allowed to go into? What is the point?

Maybe there will be a ransom!


seem to be having trouble spelling today

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG I HOPE THERE'S A RANSOM. I WILL LOL.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Maybe they don't need to sell them. Maybe it was a commissioned theft!

Like the people in Minnesota who hired other people to shoplift shit for them.

These paintings are probably behind a screen on the wall right now in Pierce Brosnan's house.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAHAHAHA. Yeah, he likes to put onn his old James Bond tux, call Rene Russo on the phone and jack off into a magnum of Dom while he's looking at them.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

She's all: "Unf! Burn one! Burn one!"

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

"I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna do it!"

That Matisse is covered in dried money shots by now.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

LOLZ!

I imagine Rene Russo getting a call from Kevin Costner the next day.

"Let's play putt-putt and go to the Waffle House with Cheech Marin!"

"JESUS! YOU ARE SO BOGUS NEXT TO BROSNAN, COS."

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG LOL. THE IDEA THAT RUSSO CALLS ANY OF HER OLD COSTARS MAKES ME LOL.

"HEY RENE. IT'S MEL."
*CLICK*

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

This is RPF.

LOL.

:D :D