VIVI AND MOMMY'S BLUE PANDA ADVENTURE

[amand_r]

This past weekend I took my kid to DC to see her family and also the pandas, who are like family. Like the shark the panda had millions of razor sharp teeth, which they use like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy and fences. The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summons Godzilla!

Ahem.

So yeah, here was our trip, pictoral style:



THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A MINUTE TO LOAD. SERIOUSLY, JUST GO GET A CUP OF COFFEE OR SOMETHING AND WHEN YOU GET BACK THE PAGE WILL BE LOADED.

THE MAAAAAAAAN OF LA MANCHA HATES YOUR CLEEEEEEEAN ENERGY, BITCHES:


THIS IS WHAT I FOLLOWED FOR MILES AND MILES. TELL ME THIS ISN'T SCARY TO BE RIGHT BEHIND:


THE ZOO WAS INVADED BY SKELETONS.


VIVI IS SKEPTICAL OF THE SKELETONS:




SPIDERS! IN THE DUNGEON!


PC BONES:


FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES (TO HELL!):




THIS IS WHAT SAM AND DEAN RIDE:


ORNX


I WANNA BE LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU:


JUST LION AROUND (OH GOD THAT'S TERRIBLE):


INTERACTIVE TIGER DISPLAY:


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' THEY HATIN':

OMG WAIT. THE PRAIRIE DOGFATHER!

DID I MENTION THAT WE WENT TO THE ZOO WITH BLUE? WELL, WE DID!


I'M DRUNK ON PANDA MYSTERY:


THE NEXT DAY WE SAW THE CHINGS, BUT I FORGOT TO TAKE PICTURES. LET US JUST SAY THAT DIM SUM WAS CONSUMED. CHILDREN WERE EXERCISED, AND CHOCOLATES WERE GIFTED. NOM NOM NOM.

THEN WE WENT BACK TO BLUES AND MADE THE SHARK ATTACK. WHAT IS THE SHARK ATTACK? OBSERVE:

WHERE ARE THE SHARKS? HIDING IN THE FREEZER?


BLUE INTENTLY MAKES THE SHARKS:


KIDLET DECORATED. UHM:


TAKE A BREAK. PLAY THE PIANO:


JAWS WAS HERE:


ALL IS QUIET BEFORE THE SHARKS COME:


NO ONE EXPECTS DALEK LOVE!



OMG THEY'RE HERE!


OH SAD SHARKS WITH YOUR MALFORMED TEETH. SUGAR WILL DO THAT TO YOU:


NO MORE CUPCAKES TO DECORATE:


WE WANTED TO EAT THEM!


BUT WE SERIOUSED:


SWEET CUPPIN CAKES!


THEN VIV AND I WENT HOMES.


JACK AND IANTO WERE WAITING FOR US!


THE SHARKS DIED IN TRANSIT:

OBVIOUSLY WE NEEDED A BIGGER BOAT.

STAY TUNED FOR THE HALLOWEEN COOKIE DISASTER.

Comments

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

AWWWW. Shark cakes. Am jellus!

Am never allowed to forget that when I was small and taken to the DC zoo I saw "hippopotosums" ... !!!

Awesomesauce all around!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THEY WERE GROSS, ACTUALLY. THE CUPCAKES WERE GREAT, BUT I HAVE LOST MY TASTE FOR TWINKIES.

MY KID CALLS THEM EFFALANTS, NOT ELEPHANTS. I SHALL HOUND HER WITH THAT FOREVERS.

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

It loaded fast for me just so you know! WONDERFUL pictures and that truck, it was going backwards--being towed? Like...did you keep thinking it could break free and come and get you? I WOULD'VE!!!

I haven't had a Twinkie in ages, sad to say. Or should I be glad to say.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

crap! i deleted my thing!

Yeah, I was behind a van, and then it changed lanes and I was suddenly confronted with this. Talk about scaring the crap out of me for a split second!

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

OMG did you SCREAM? I would've! Usually when trucks are towed they are, like, lifted UP a bit so you can see they aren't normal. This is freaking unnerving.

I am soon to get dressed to go buy ingredients for that coool soup! I hope it turns out as good as your Sharks. LOL.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I didn't scream, but i did this: O_O.

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I have that book! I could have made those shark cupcakes for Bad Movie Weekend: Shark Edition! Damnation!

In other news, GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD TIME IN DC! THE ZOO LOOKS FUN. I LOVE SKELETONS. ETC.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THE SKELETONS WERE AWESOME!

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE "OLD SWAMPY" FROM THE BOOK. MAKE OLD SWAMPY.

[walktheboat.livejournal.com]

Oh, those cupcakes are awesome! They look so angry and edible. I'm super jealous of your cupcake talents. Mine never end up looking like that. :)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHA BLUE MADE THE CUPCAKES. THEY ARE VEGAN!!

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

Not just Twink(ie)s and Sugar Beating, but authentic DALEK PORN. You really know how to make a girl's day.

Is that Piper who's giving Vivi (and the sharkcakes) the glad eye thar? Vivi does look positively edible in that red ensemble, gotta say.

<3

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THAT IS PIPER!

YOU KNOW YOU LOVED THE PORN THE BEST.

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

Oh my god those sharks are epic & also you are the mom I would like to be just sayin'

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I dunno. sometimes I think Viv would trade me in for Joanma.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

aha! you carved the tw pumpkin!
also your hair is SO red

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T CARVE IT! veridian_dair DID!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

still, very cool :)
i haven't carved a pumpkin in a couple years - the last one i did was a weevil!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

i HAVE A PUMPKIN HERE IM GOING TO CARVE.

That TW one is made of foam.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

i have a couple foamy ones - a dracula and just a face (for the scarecrow, we call him bob)

i was going to carve a pumpkin this year, but then i ran out of time!

[veridari.livejournal.com]

You look like you had great fun. I WANT A CUPCAKE SO BAD! OMG. Shark cupcakes!

You showed my TW pumpkin! I'd hoped you'd liked it. It was uber fun to make.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

The pumpkin is awesome because when the light is off, it doesn't look like anything, but when it's lit up, I sing the theme song!

[veridari.livejournal.com]

That is SO true about those pumpkins. Boring and pretty unassuming when sitting out in the daylight. But in a dark room, lit up, they just become magical almost.

*wishes I could hear you sing the theme song*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Nom nom nom. (that was for your kid)

Nom nom nom (that was for shark cupcakes)

Nom nom nom (that was for semi-homemade pizza)

Oh, and Nom nom nom for you too. :D

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

AW YEAH. FOUR OUT OF FIVE LOLCATS LOVE THIS COMMENT.

THE OTHER CAT IS HOLDING OUT FOR MORE NOMS.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Cool Adventure and cupcakes and Blue and TW!Pumpkin. What a great day!

We had Trick or Treat on Water Street. (Businesses in both adjoining villages offer trick or treat time before Halloween.) More businesses need to participate to give my Triceratops and my Baseball Player moar treats.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm I'm doing two nights in a row. TREATS FOR MUMMY.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Cap'n Handsome & I are away for a couple of days, hoping to make it back for the neighbourhood Trick or Treat on actual Halloween. Our boyz got home tonight and set up a candy store, so I got some 'samples'.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

"Samples". Heh.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA, I LOOK EVIL!!! AND WE NEEDED A BIGGER BOAT!!! AND IT'S TEN MINUTES TIL MAGIC TIME, FYI -- I'LL BE SURE TO SQUEE AT YOU WHEN THE EP IS OVER!!!

WE WILL HAVE TO DO MORE CUPCAKE SHENANIGANS WHEN I COME VISIT YOU.

GIVE THE PEANUT A HUGGLE FROM MRS. BLUE!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I WILL HUGGLE HER.

[arsenicjade.livejournal.com]

THE PANDAS ARE COMING, THEY'LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD.

In other news, I miss dim sum. And you.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim sum.

LET'S GET SOME WHEN WE'RE IN KANSAS. FOR SRS.

WE'LL GO TO ....BO RICKS? BO JANGLES? BO LEEN? WHATEVER THAT PLACE IS. OR THE PLACE WITH THE WORD BAMBOO IN IT. OR PINE. I FORGET. CHINGMUM KNOWS.

[arsenicjade.livejournal.com]

BO LINGS. AND YES. DEFS. WHEN???

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I DUNNO. WHEN ARE YOU IN?

[arsenicjade.livejournal.com]

SATURDAY TO SATURDAY.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

hrm. we shall have to think of something

[arsenicjade.livejournal.com]

And time for MEATFEST as well.

[chamilet]

THE MAAAAAAAAN OF LA MANCHA HATES YOUR CLEEEEEEEAN ENERGY, BITCHES:

*snarf*