VIVI AND MOMMY'S BLUE PANDA ADVENTURE

[amand_r]

This past weekend I took my kid to DC to see her family and also the pandas, who are like family. Like the shark the panda had millions of razor sharp teeth, which they use like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy and fences. The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summons Godzilla!

Ahem.

So yeah, here was our trip, pictoral style:



THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A MINUTE TO LOAD. SERIOUSLY, JUST GO GET A CUP OF COFFEE OR SOMETHING AND WHEN YOU GET BACK THE PAGE WILL BE LOADED.

THE MAAAAAAAAN OF LA MANCHA HATES YOUR CLEEEEEEEAN ENERGY, BITCHES:


THIS IS WHAT I FOLLOWED FOR MILES AND MILES. TELL ME THIS ISN'T SCARY TO BE RIGHT BEHIND:


THE ZOO WAS INVADED BY SKELETONS.


VIVI IS SKEPTICAL OF THE SKELETONS:




SPIDERS! IN THE DUNGEON!


PC BONES:


FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES (TO HELL!):




THIS IS WHAT SAM AND DEAN RIDE:


ORNX


I WANNA BE LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU:


JUST LION AROUND (OH GOD THAT'S TERRIBLE):


INTERACTIVE TIGER DISPLAY:


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' THEY HATIN':

OMG WAIT. THE PRAIRIE DOGFATHER!

DID I MENTION THAT WE WENT TO THE ZOO WITH BLUE? WELL, WE DID!


I'M DRUNK ON PANDA MYSTERY:


THE NEXT DAY WE SAW THE CHINGS, BUT I FORGOT TO TAKE PICTURES. LET US JUST SAY THAT DIM SUM WAS CONSUMED. CHILDREN WERE EXERCISED, AND CHOCOLATES WERE GIFTED. NOM NOM NOM.

THEN WE WENT BACK TO BLUES AND MADE THE SHARK ATTACK. WHAT IS THE SHARK ATTACK? OBSERVE:

WHERE ARE THE SHARKS? HIDING IN THE FREEZER?


BLUE INTENTLY MAKES THE SHARKS:


KIDLET DECORATED. UHM:


TAKE A BREAK. PLAY THE PIANO:


JAWS WAS HERE:


ALL IS QUIET BEFORE THE SHARKS COME:


NO ONE EXPECTS DALEK LOVE!



OMG THEY'RE HERE!


OH SAD SHARKS WITH YOUR MALFORMED TEETH. SUGAR WILL DO THAT TO YOU:


NO MORE CUPCAKES TO DECORATE:


WE WANTED TO EAT THEM!


BUT WE SERIOUSED:


SWEET CUPPIN CAKES!


THEN VIV AND I WENT HOMES.


JACK AND IANTO WERE WAITING FOR US!


THE SHARKS DIED IN TRANSIT:

OBVIOUSLY WE NEEDED A BIGGER BOAT.

STAY TUNED FOR THE HALLOWEEN COOKIE DISASTER.