hello [on a cellphone], greetings, it's me, an outlaw.

[amand_r]

1. This actually works for me in many ways: The Birdcage recut so that it looks like a trailer for a drama:

2. LAND by cthonus: read it. I can't stress how much I love this man's fic, but look:

"Does he?" Ianto asked unable to keep the bitterness from seeping into his tone. "You know what fucking stupid me did earlier? No?" He swallowed. "I told him I loved him." His shame burned on his cheeks. "I lay in his arms and told him I loved him."

Toshiko's hand went instinctively to cover her mouth. "What did he say?"

"Nothing." He spat. "Not a single bloody word."

OMG AND OWEN AND JACK AND DRAGOSTEA DIN TEA. I AM JUST SAYING.

cthonus, PIMP YOUR FIC! YOU DESERVE A BILLIONTY COMMENTS, NOT THREE OR FOUR OR EIGHT.

3. help_haiti fics underway. The big one is…well. Hrm. Planning. Post its are posty. Sort of. TOSH FIC IS TOSHY.

4. Chinese New Year menu is missing…three courses. Well, a pork and a soup. Fuckbears. Noodles might be a repeat, but my Bible says that they went quickly last year. But the pork dish has been the same for the past three years, so I think I might try something different. On the other hand, the duck is complicated enough that I maybe shouldn't be trying something complicated. Hrm. And fish.

THERE ARE TOO MANY THINGS TO PONDER IN THE MURKY WATERS. ALSO, sthayashi, Prepare to come early, because you are going to help me prep and make summer rolls. I will teach you, weedhopper.

5. Remember that the poll for the RPF (Carnivale!) is still open, so if you are interested and haven't voted yet, please go see here. The mods have yet to get back to us, so we might not be able to promote it. In which case, WE SHALL RELY ON YOU, LIKE PBS.

6. Stumbled on another picture of Russell Tovey. Good god, you could fly to Guam with those ears. Still. Cute.

Comments

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Oh Russell, Russell, I'll be honest, I have not had occasion to see his chest. Should I find the means to correct this?

Honest, that story was awesome.

[cthonus.livejournal.com]

You can make out every hair on his chest.

And his ears.

I think I just made a charity worker cry. Is that bad?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Hahaah I dunno. Were you supposed to? Was it satisfying?

[cthonus.livejournal.com]

She rang the bell, bounced up to me with a happy collecting bucket in her hand and asked if she'd interrupted me by ringing.

I said, no I'd just been downloading porn...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOL. I will admit, when I was in the UK I saw more charity buckets and collectors than I ever thought I would.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Dude that guy at Euston station with the beer bottle or whatever and shit.

Just remembered that.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAHAHAHA omg yeah. THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR HOT HAVING RUBBISH BINS IN THEIR TRAIN STATIONS--CHARITY BUCKETS FULL OF BEER CANS.