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[amand_r]

Let's take a moment, before we start to think about the following two things.

a. Kris Kross? Remember them? Haahaha.
b. A line from their song "Jump": Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad

HAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. HA. That is all.

1. husiemama sent me the following PM: Blue Gillespie-"We have finally named our debut album Synesthesia."

OH LOLOLOLOLOL CLARKY. RHYS. OTHER PEOPLE, LET ME BUY YOU A PINT. OR THREE. WHAT CAN I GET FOR 7.44? ILUGUISE.

Seriously, people, I want to smoke a joint with these dudes so fucking much. Like, we'll get together, smoke up, talk about dumb shit, eat some Twiglets or whatever, and then they'll go away and I'll take a nap.

2. SICK STOP SEND SHERPAS STOP SEXY SHERPAS STOP ARMED WITH HOT OILS AND THOSE ROCKS THEY PUT ON YOUR BACK STOP ALSO MAYBE SOME SOUP STOP

3. FOR CONTENT, I PRESENT THIS DUMBASS MEME:

Step 1: Put your MP3 player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!



1. I guess I should have known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last. Prince, "Little Red Corvette", noveldevice
2. I met you on Friendster, your name was all weird.
3. Sister, I'm not much a poet, but a criminal, and you never had a chance. My Chemical Romance, "Thank You For the Venom", solsticezero
4. I have slept beside the winter and the green is growing slow, I have watched you find the places hidden by the snow.
5. If blood will flow when flesh and steel are one, drying in the colour of the evening sun. Sting, "Fragile", troygirl68
6. I'm not so jazzed about it, Cause I just get razzed about landing on your front door in Toronto.
7. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left. Coolio, "Gangsta's Paradise", smirnoffmule
8. Snow can wait, I forgot my mittens, wipe my nose, get my new boots on. Tori Amos, "Winter", moljn
9. Is it fair to say that I am stressing out? I'm stationed in Iraq and they won't let me out.
10. Morning smiles like the face of a newborn child. Sarah McLachlan, "Fear", noveldevice
11. We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. Men Without Hats, "Safety Dance", troygirl68
12. 'Well met, well met.' Said an old true love, 'well met, well met' said he, 'I've just returned from the salt, salt sea, and it's all for the love of thee.' Tempest, "The House Carpenter", dremiel
13. These men that I been seeing baby, got their soul up in the shelf, you know they can't never love me when they can't even love themselfs.
14. Love come quick, love come in a hurry. Prince, "Thieves in the Temple", dremiel
15. EVERYBODY DANCE NOW (alternate title!) C&C Music Factory, "Gonna Make You Sweat", 51stcenturyfox
16. I heat up, I can't cool down, you got me spinning round and round. Steve Miller Band, "Abracadabra", 51stcenturyfox
17. You don't remember me, but I remember you, I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you. Evanescence, "Taking Over Me", madder_rose
18. Leave the bright blue door on the whitewashed wall. Bright Eyes, "I Must Belong Somewhere, solsticezero
19. You can dance, every dance with the guy who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight. The Drifters, "Save the Last Dance", 51stcenturyfox
20. How can I do this now, with you not here by my side? (BONUS: Taught me what you could but I never thought that you would be the one to leave me alone.)