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[amand_r]

Let's take a moment, before we start to think about the following two things.

a. Kris Kross? Remember them? Haahaha.
b. A line from their song "Jump": Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad

HAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. HA. That is all.

1. husiemama sent me the following PM: Blue Gillespie-"We have finally named our debut album Synesthesia."

OH LOLOLOLOLOL CLARKY. RHYS. OTHER PEOPLE, LET ME BUY YOU A PINT. OR THREE. WHAT CAN I GET FOR 7.44? ILUGUISE.

Seriously, people, I want to smoke a joint with these dudes so fucking much. Like, we'll get together, smoke up, talk about dumb shit, eat some Twiglets or whatever, and then they'll go away and I'll take a nap.

2. SICK STOP SEND SHERPAS STOP SEXY SHERPAS STOP ARMED WITH HOT OILS AND THOSE ROCKS THEY PUT ON YOUR BACK STOP ALSO MAYBE SOME SOUP STOP

3. FOR CONTENT, I PRESENT THIS DUMBASS MEME:

Step 1: Put your MP3 player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!



1. I guess I should have known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last. Prince, "Little Red Corvette", noveldevice
2. I met you on Friendster, your name was all weird.
3. Sister, I'm not much a poet, but a criminal, and you never had a chance. My Chemical Romance, "Thank You For the Venom", solsticezero
4. I have slept beside the winter and the green is growing slow, I have watched you find the places hidden by the snow.
5. If blood will flow when flesh and steel are one, drying in the colour of the evening sun. Sting, "Fragile", troygirl68
6. I'm not so jazzed about it, Cause I just get razzed about landing on your front door in Toronto.
7. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left. Coolio, "Gangsta's Paradise", smirnoffmule
8. Snow can wait, I forgot my mittens, wipe my nose, get my new boots on. Tori Amos, "Winter", moljn
9. Is it fair to say that I am stressing out? I'm stationed in Iraq and they won't let me out.
10. Morning smiles like the face of a newborn child. Sarah McLachlan, "Fear", noveldevice
11. We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. Men Without Hats, "Safety Dance", troygirl68
12. 'Well met, well met.' Said an old true love, 'well met, well met' said he, 'I've just returned from the salt, salt sea, and it's all for the love of thee.' Tempest, "The House Carpenter", dremiel
13. These men that I been seeing baby, got their soul up in the shelf, you know they can't never love me when they can't even love themselfs.
14. Love come quick, love come in a hurry. Prince, "Thieves in the Temple", dremiel
15. EVERYBODY DANCE NOW (alternate title!) C&C Music Factory, "Gonna Make You Sweat", 51stcenturyfox
16. I heat up, I can't cool down, you got me spinning round and round. Steve Miller Band, "Abracadabra", 51stcenturyfox
17. You don't remember me, but I remember you, I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you. Evanescence, "Taking Over Me", madder_rose
18. Leave the bright blue door on the whitewashed wall. Bright Eyes, "I Must Belong Somewhere, solsticezero
19. You can dance, every dance with the guy who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight. The Drifters, "Save the Last Dance", 51stcenturyfox
20. How can I do this now, with you not here by my side? (BONUS: Taught me what you could but I never thought that you would be the one to leave me alone.)

Comments

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I know that song.

8. Snow can wait, I forgot my mittens, wipe my nose, get my new boots on.

I would almost say Belle and Sebastian, except I dont think you listen to them. Hmm. Damn. I don't want to cheat and google it. But it's something I have somewhere and I know the song. Something indie. Damn.

18. Leave the bright blue door on the whitewashed wall.

BRIGHT EYES! No wait, Connor Oberst solo. No wait Bright Eyes. Either of them. Bright Eyes, on the Cassadaga album, um um um , Everything must belong somewhere, but I think it has a different title ... or does it? soulless singer something or other.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHA BELLE AND SEBASTIAN CAN SUCK IT.

YOU HAVE NO PROVIDED ME WITH ANY ANSWERS. SEE RULE NUMBER THREE.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Shit, the first one is also Bright Eyes isn't it, from ... I didn't know you had any Bright Eyes.

jesus am I shit with titles or what.

I know the songs anyway. Hey, that's something good.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

15. EVERYBODY DANCE NOW (alternate title!)
C&C MUSIC FACTORY
16. I heat up, I can't cool down, you got me spinning round and round.
ABRACADABRA - STEVE MILLER BAND
17. You don't remember me, but I remember you, I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you.
TEARS ON MY PILLOW - LITTLE ANTHONY AND THE IMPERIALS
19. You can dance, every dance with the guy who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight.
SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME - THE DRIFTERS

I'm old. Yeah.

HAHAHA GDL READ YOUR RPF. Probably. :D

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

15, 16, 19==YES.

17==NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

He especially liked that bit with the Welsh Mafia.

[planejane.livejournal.com]

5. Fragile - Sting (makes me think of my kids)

11. Safety Dance - Men Without Hats (oh, teen of the '80's)

16. Abracadabra (oh, crap, someone got there before me)


Stumped on the rest, love.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SNAP! YOU ARE FAST!

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

7 - Coolio, Gangster's Paradise. How the fuck I knew that I don't know. I thought it was that Good Charlotte song, and I hummed it to myself and then it came.

And 5 is Sting. How Fragile We Are? Oui?

I'm actually embarassed by which ones I knew there.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Awww yeah. I can't judge because it's on my itunes.

[pocketmouse]

7. Gangsta's Paradise, by Coolio. Because I don't see any mentions of Amish people.

11. Safety Dance, by Men Without Hats.

All the other ones I know got nabbed already.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH! SO CORRECT BUT TOO SLOW!

YOU SHOULD FIND THOSE PEOPLE AND BEAT THEM UP.

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

12. Is The House Carpenter but like 6,000 folks have recorded it so... Nickel Creek's version, maybe?
14. PRINCE! He's back to the name now, right cause I can't type that stupid gylph, The once and future artist called Prince, Theives in the Temple.

What I do with all this soup? It won't fit in the USB drive.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE RIGHT. 12 is the Tempest version, but there's only so much you could guess. also right on 14.

WHAT KIND OF SOUP?

[moljn.livejournal.com]

I'm almost sure #8 is Tori Amos, but as to the title ... Winter?

Re. #2, internet references in songs amuse me. There's this Danish genre of music popular with old people; dreadfully boring, if you ask me. The other day I heard one with a refrain that ran something like "I opened an account on Facebook". Okay, it's mostly funny if you know the music, but let's just say there's a certain disconnect of style and content there, not to mention target audience. Maybe it was meant as a PSA.

[moljn.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I swear I've heard the last half of #4, but even the band escapes me. It's not Nick Cave and etc, is it? Would you tell if it was?

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

1. Little Red Corvette, Prince.

I know I know 10 and 20. Maybe they'll come to me.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Score!

[solsticezero.livejournal.com]

3. Thank You For The Venom, My Chemical Romance.
18. I Must Belong Somewhere, Bright Eyes.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

haahahaha. go lord it over cruentum.

[madder-rose.livejournal.com]

Hah! GDL is definitely reading your journal. And he loves it.

17 is Fallen by Evanescence. Everybody else took all the songs I know. :( Is 20 from a band like Styx, or possibly Survivor? I'm sure if it is I'll find it. (Yes, I listen to Styx. And Survivor. And possibly also Journey.)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHA YES! YOU ARE SORT OF RIGHT. SORT OF.

20 NONONONO.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

CHEATING. CHEATING.

[rednwhiterose.livejournal.com]

ICON LOVE!!!!!

That paperclip needs to die. He may be cute and have eyeballs but...GORE DANG IT HE'S ANNOYING!!!! I can figure out how to format my document fine without you. Go hold some paper together or something.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

kris kross! that takes me back, oh 2nd grade!

1. LOL! i would attend that party, but i will not help clean up the puke in the morning

2. :(

3. all the ones i KNOW have been answered already :(

[moljn.livejournal.com]

*darts in*

Speaking of music with lyrics, I heard this yesterday and I'm just going to leave it here where people who might like it might stumble on it and click:

The Rumour Said Fire, The Balcony (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2GjGAWmgsA)

*whistles innocently*

[moljn.livejournal.com]

Honestly, that might be bad LJ etiquette, but ... okay, I can't come up with a 'but'. I'll just feel ashamed if it turns out it is, that's usually how it goes.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

LOL, Kriss Kross. Backwards pants.

#1 - Heehee, I saw that on Facebook and immediately PM'd you! Love it!

#2 - I can send you some soup packets in the mail, or maybe some Bob's Old Red Mill soups...But am having trouble uploading the wet stuff right now. Probably the wrong software.

#3 - The ones I knew, someone already guessed.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG SERIOUSLY, WHEN I GOT YOUR PM I LOLED SO HARD I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING.

[sthayashi.livejournal.com]

1. That is really awesome. I hope that they do read your blog.

2. I'll be there in 30 minutes with New England Clam Chowder. Will that work? I've also got some olive oil and I'm sure I can scrounge up an extra brick or cinderblock somewhere. I'll need to borrow your stove and oven.

Wait... That's not what you're talking about? WTF?

3. Everyone already guessed what I already know.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I COULD ONLY CREAM[sic] THAT THEY READ MY BLOG. I SINCERELY HOPE THAT THEY DO NOT.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Damn! I think everyone got the ones I knew. :( I'm going to do this now, see if you can guess any of mine.

P.S. Is 17 an Evanescence song? I gave M my Evanescence CD as she liked it better, but it sounds vaguely familiar.

And if GDL is reading your blog, you need to put in something about him visiting Blue. I will make him pie.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG I SHOULD MENTION HOW AWESOME DC IS.

DC IS AWESOME GAZ! AS ARE VEGAN CUPCAKES.

I think you would have better luck with him and the cupcakes, if he, like me, didn't know they were vegan at first, but just cupcakey goodness. And you know he'll eat them. We've seen him at the craft table.