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Title: Unworn World
Author: [livejournal.com profile] fishponies ([livejournal.com profile] amand_r and [livejournal.com profile] cruentum
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack/John, OCs
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 10,400
Author's Notes: Were we writing stuff we usually didn't? Was that the point of this? I think so. I think it was writing Hart and writing mpreg. So yeah. Mpreg. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] paragraphs for the beta.
Summary: Jack thought that John'd been way too accommodating through this whole thing, and so he wasn't in the least surprised when the doctor told them that John was too far along in gestation for a procedure.

Alternate Summary for Foxy: how is babby formed? how girl get pregnant?
amand_r: (x is for x-rated!)
1. MEME DAY, PEOPLE. SOOOOO BORED. BRAIN WISE.

A) Pick a fandom
B) Comment with that fandom's name and
C) I will tell you five pieces of my personal canon from that fandom.

Lemme guess how this will go:

Hrrrr……Highlander and Torchwood. I should just answer it now. No, pick a character or something. Don't just pick the fandom.

2. FIX YOUR GODDAMN TIES, I have become a crotchety old person.

3. THIS IS THE BEST MLIA EVER.

4. Okay, so in lieu of anything else, a bit of fic, because I need to prove that I've been writing: )

5. [livejournal.com profile] omnijaxual, in case you are wondering, goes live today.

6. Epistolary fic! SOME PEOPLE NEED TO PUT A STAMP ON THINGS AND SEND THEM TO ME.

7. FAMILY PIMP. [livejournal.com profile] ijeremy, who I have been told is a fox, is my older brother. He lives very far away in a place called CALY FORN EE AH. Anyway, he is a film student/actor/artiste, and he has his own IMDB page. LOLOR5. He's done some episodes of Man, Moment, Machine for the History channel, so if you've ever seen that show, or it's on, and they show the one about Alexander Graham Bell, my brother is Watson (lots of close up time). I think he also plays Bobby Kennedy in another one. But I think all I remember is that he wears a white suit, and I just made Colonel Sanders jokes when I saw it. I'm his sister, I'm allowed to mock his achievements. You, however, are not.

Anyway, he's been in film school, and he made this short film called The Chase which I think is super neato (and which I think cements the fact that we have the same sense of humor) and won some award at a film festival. I think he won a bag of Fritos and a camera. But yesterday mum emailed me the link to his new commercial in which he is visible for about…point eight seconds, but hey! I saw him! He had lines!

It's for Kashi. Don't hold that against him. Unless he likes it. He's the executive in the glasses that, with a full mouth says, "This is really good. Yeah" (He also says, "Oh, wow!" when they get on the elevator, but I think I might be the only one who can hear it, since I know his voice.)! Hey, blueberry clusters! Whatevs, he gets PAID, people. OH WOW! LOLOR5.

Go marvel at his adorableless. You can wave your hands and say, "That's the brother of the girl who wrote that scatological fic that I secretly loved! Hello, brother of Amand-r! I LOVE YOUR SISTER'S FISTING SCENES!" You can wave, but that was recorded a while ago. He's not gonna answer you.

8. I made croissandwiches. It took a lot of time and I took food pics! I shall make a separate post soon.
amand_r: (batman/check this shit yo)
AAAAAAND CONGRATULATIONS, [livejournal.com profile] sivatheminty ON A BABY BOY! ::sniff: I remember when you were a 14 year old girl, writing Highlander/South Park crossovers for the lyric wheel, and now you have a chain mail wearing husband and a boy! A BOY. NICE!

OH MY GOD IS LIFE FUN. GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE, AND LOOK UP. ISN'T THAT FUCKING BEAUTIFUL? AND IF IT'S NOT, STARE HARDER. IT WILL BE. Unless you live in the sun. DON'T STARE.

BEFORE WE GET STARTED TODAY, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, I HAVE A MEME.

I have a lot of new people, and so in light of that, even old people:

The problem with Livejournal is that we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. Hence, I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Then post this in your LJ (if you want to) and find out what people don’t know about you.

It doesn't have to be obvious. FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT, BIATCHES. I mean, really, I'm pretty open, so I imagine that there isn't a lot that you all don't know about me, but if you felt the driving urge to ask me if I have all of my original teeth (I do!) or ask me just how big my imaginary balls are (MY NUTZ IS HUGE.), then, well, have at it.

I guess I answered those. Hrm.

This update brought to you by Bible sex!, my thoughts on yaoi, fandom love, dalek supreme eating spicy bacon cheddar popcorn, fark dot com, and welcome visitors!. )

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