1.
FUCK YEAH SHARKS has their own tribute to John Hughes.
2. DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:
Me:
(puts kid in bed)Her: The bears?
Me:
(piles every bear she owns on top of her torso) Yes?
Her: Bears?
Me:
(looking at the pile) These are all the bears.
Her:
(wailing) The beeeeeeeears!
Me:
(O_o)Her:
(gibberish ending in "the bears")Me:
(moves a panda bear two inches closer to her face) Like this?
Her: Okay.
WTF, PEOPLE. I CANNOT WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS. I SAID RED M & Ms ONLY.
(TOSSES FRUIT BASKET)THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS. (Imagine I sang that, Victoria de los Angeles style)
3. So last night I had a fandom playdate with
azarias, who is awesome and lovely and has some of the most awesome ideas about DW and TW, and is friends with someone I know from a different fandom, therefore proving that we are a VERY SMALL COMMUNITY, no matter how far apart we seem. We met in a neutral location, just in case one or the other of us was crazy, and managed to eat a great Thai dinner around screams of, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS RUSTY THINKING?!" and "OH. MY. GOD. JB. NO." Then we went for coffee, which is a lot less complicated than it sounds, since Starbucks was right next door. But we sat outside and she sold me on The Authority again, and we talked about what a horrible ship Alan Moore/Tori Amos would be, and how Mark Millar needs to be bludgeoned a little bit.
Also, she has a Van Helsing fic she's working on THAT SHE SHOULD FINISH (yeah girl, I'm looking at you!). She listened to me blather on, and SHE EVEN LAUGHED AT MY JACK/JOHN SCAT FIC IDEA. BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME. Or because it made her nervous. Hrm.
We also think Kenneth Branaugh would be a great Thor, esp. if he'd more like Ultimates Thor.
4.
( THAT MEME THING WOT I DID LAST WEEK, CONT. )5.
FUCK YEAH NEIL PATRICK HARRIS is officially my favorite blog of the week.
6. I haven't seen Monsoon Wedding in years, but with the seemingly-constant rain and my daughter continuing to pick my neighbour's marigolds and being them to me (eep! sorry, neighbours!), I find myself thinking of the minor character of Dubey the wedding planner, who is a stressed out, rather socially awkward and yet obnoxious man who is jaded from planning so many weddings and yet never falling love himself. In the film, he falls for one of the servant girls, Alice, on sight. They spend most of the film never really talking, but they kind of make cow eyes at each other (or rather, he makes them at her), and I am stuck by the memory of him watching her from across the yard, and eating marigolds which, IIRC are supposed to settle the trembling heart. Aside from that meaning I know there are others, but that's an image Nair sticks me with, and Jesus, is it beautiful and wistful, and I kind of wish for it in some ways.
When I'm all romantic and not, like, writing scatfic.