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[amand_r]

Vstroyer:Lemme see your cut again.
Me: (shows her my surgery scar on the back of my neck) Looks like a zipper, doesn't it?
Vstroyer:Yeah!
Me: That's where I unzip my skin so I can take it off and send it to the dry cleaners.
Vstroyer: What?
Me:I unzip my skin and send it out to be cleaned.
Vstroyer: ...That's very nice!


Me: You're my favorite girl.
Vstroyer: Me too.
Me: You're your favorite girl?
Vstroyer: Yeah.
Me: Oh
Vstroyer:And you too.
Me: Magnanimous of you.
Vstroyer: Yeah.

Comments

[thepyromanical1.livejournal.com]

Just laughed freakishly loud at that on the bus, congrats. Lololololol.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

She totally wasn't buying it, even when I said I could put it in the washing machine and stand there in my skeleton.

[thepyromanical1.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY would have bought that as a kid, hahah. She's so smart!

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

I need to go to bed. But I'm so glad I checked LJ first b/c this will make me go to bed happy!!! She's so adorable and kick ass. My girl! I'm gonna come see her in January. "And you, too," I say magnanimously.

[reddevilpoes.livejournal.com]

Can't fool the future ruler of the universe!

[lu torrefranca (from livejournal.com)]

I can only dream of being as cool as her when I grow up.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

So can we all, buddy, so can we all.