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Jul. 21st, 2011 11:48 am
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Me: (talking as I type) "That makes it more Hipster!"
Viola: No it doesn't make it more hipster!
Me: Do you know what hipsters are?
Viola: I don't know.
Me: Do you like hipsters?
Viola: I don't know what hipsters is.
Me: That's for the best
Viola: You could tell me.
Me: I don't think I could explain hipsters.
Viola: Yes you do. You could explain it to me. You always explain it to me.
Me: Uhm, hipsters are young people who wear skinny jeans and scarves and ugly sunglasses.
Viola: Oh. Haaahahahaha. No, I don't like that.
Me: Well said.
Viola: I'm going to sing the pie song now.

Date: 2011-07-21 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elainasaunt.livejournal.com
And fedoras. Don't forget them. Of maybe that's just French hipsters. French hipsters can also be identified by their Jack Russell terriers.

Date: 2011-07-21 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
There we go!

Hipsters are like pornography. I can't describe it, but I know it when i see it.

Date: 2011-07-21 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elainasaunt.livejournal.com
Mah "transitional" neighborhood is infested with 'em. I liked it better when it was just plain old funky.

Date: 2011-07-21 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I think they make a spray for that.

It's probably shaken up Boones Strawberry Hill.

Date: 2011-07-21 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sthayashi.livejournal.com
I could tell you about some hipsters, but you've probably never heard of them.

Date: 2011-07-21 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
HAAAHAHAH I BLACK THEM OUT.

I HEARD OF THEM BEFORE THE BECAME POPULAR.

THEY MOSTLY COME OUT AT NIGHT. MOSTLY.

Date: 2011-07-21 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tree00faery.livejournal.com
Don't forget the obscure indie music. The more obscure the better.

Date: 2011-07-21 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I HAVE DECIDED THAT THE NEW HIPSTER INDIE MUSIC WAVE WILL BE NOT LISTENING TO MUSIC.

Date: 2011-07-21 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tree00faery.livejournal.com
Hahahaha yeah.

"Oh, you listen to music? I see."

Date: 2011-07-21 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I wish we could convince the hipsters that certain things were cool just to watch them do it. "Everyone is staring at wall corners these days. I was doing it before anyone noticed it."

I think of hipsters as the townspeople in the Emperors new clothes.

Date: 2011-07-21 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tree00faery.livejournal.com
Haha yeah. Probably wouldn't be that hard. They're very sheep-like.

:D

Date: 2011-07-21 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
HAAAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING SWEET.

I WAS DOING FINGERLESS GLOVES WHEN I WORKED AT BURGER KING DRIVE THRU BEFORE ANY OF THESE HIPSTER BITCHES WERE EVEN WATCHING NICKELODEON WITHOUT A HINT OF IRONY.


HAAAHAHAAAHAHA.

THAT NEVER GETS OLD.

Date: 2011-07-21 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noveldevice.livejournal.com
I am apparently a hipster. I still don't see it.

Also, I've been dressing more or less like this for ages. I don't know why suddenly everyone is trying (and failing) to look as fabulous as me, but I am glad it's made some of the things I like to wear easier to find in shops.

Date: 2011-07-21 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
YOU WERE HIPSTER BEFORE EVEYONE ELSE WAS. HAAAHAHAHAHA.

I just picked a style back in 1989 based on Vicki Vale's wardrobe in Batman, and every few years fashion cycles back to me andmy men's vests and suspenders.

Date: 2011-07-21 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noveldevice.livejournal.com
It's true.

Date: 2011-07-21 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trillianastra.livejournal.com
...I think that makes you a meta-hipster.

Date: 2011-07-21 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noveldevice.livejournal.com
As I keep telling my friend Red, I wear wedges! Do hipsters wear wedges? I think not!

But she (and most other people I know) insist that I am a hipster.

Date: 2011-07-21 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reddevilpoes.livejournal.com
If you only wear the fingerless gloves ( and for the rest 'normal' clothes) and have 5 cats, no Jack Russel..
What does that make you? (elderly lady with very cold hands...)

Pie song is good!

Date: 2011-07-21 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
My parents have 5 cats!

I wish I had some pie.

Date: 2011-07-21 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joanwilder.livejournal.com
I don't know who's funnier--you or CH. Probably you. If you'd asked me that at her age, I'd've told you, ask me next year. But then you would've continually kept asking, 'Is it next year yet?' Come to think of it, so would Viola!

Date: 2011-07-21 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I explain everything!

Date: 2011-07-22 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amonitrate.livejournal.com
Dude, I was just trying to explain hipsters to my roommate, who for some reason has escaped knowing what one was until now. And so I read her your dialog, and she pretty much got it.

Date: 2011-07-22 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
YES! I HAVE EDUCATED BUT ONE. MY JOB IS COMPLETE.

Date: 2011-07-22 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amonitrate.livejournal.com
GOOD JOB! I STARTED WITH THE IRONIC DRINKING OF TERRIBLE BEER, I FEAR THAT WAS BETTER SAVED FOR HIPSTER 405.

Date: 2011-07-22 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
ALSO USEFUL IS "I WAS DOING X BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR".

I bought a schlitz t shirt for fun at Old Navy, but I would never DRINK ONE.

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