she does math and i play bejewelled. we talk.

[amand_r]

me: (sings the waffle song)
her: I like waffles
me: Yeah?
her: I like all kinds of foods!
me: Do you like worms?
her: Ewwwwww.
me: I bet you’d eat worms.
her: No.
me: I bet you’d eat gummi worms.
her: We should get some.
me: I dunno. They’re bad for your teeth. Then they’d fall out, and when I took you to the dentist he’d say, "where are all her teeth?" and I’d say, "I am sorry. There were gummi worms." and he’d say, "why did you let her eat those?" and I’d say, "obviously, you have never been a parent."
her: I’m coloring.


me: (sings the waffle song)
her: I said I like waffles.
me: Sorry, I have a song stuck in my head and I can’t get it out.
her: I’ll get it out for you.
me: Yeah? How would you do that?
her: I’ll get a knife.

Comments

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

I'll get a knife

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

See what you have to look forward to!

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

Oh I am looking forward to it alright!

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

Tee hee...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

<3

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

Your child, Mander...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

haaahahaaahah!

[reddevilpoes.livejournal.com]

Kids should rule the world..they have the bestest plans!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I FEEL DOOMED BY CUTENESS.

[madder-rose.livejournal.com]

her: I’ll get a knife.

DUH.

lol she's the awesomesauce on the fantasticake.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SHE IS PRETTY AWESOME!

[spiderine.livejournal.com]

I LOVE WAFFLES. AND THE VSTROYER. I WELCOME OUR KNIFE-WIELDING GUMMI BEAR TOOTHLESS OVERLORD.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I AM AMBIVALENT ABOUT WAFFLES, BUT I DO LOVE GUMMI WORMS. AND VSTROYER. THE TOOTHLESS ONE.

I keep forgetting that she will lose her teeth in a few years. That's gonna be LOLLERSKATES.

[spiderine.livejournal.com]

She's gonna run an extortion racket on the tooth fairy, you know that.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

So we have this piggy bank, and now i get her to do a household job, and then i give her a coin to put in the bank, and SHE GETS SO EXCITED. I keep telling her when its full we'll go put it in the bank.

I'm giving her like, dimes and nickels.

Easiest. Kid. Ever.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

*Bows down to superior parent*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I believe in child labour!

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, most definitely. But my kids have it easy. I helped my dad mow lawns, shovel snow, stack firewood. My kids, not so much. Gerroff my lawn!
:o)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I mostly want to teach her fiscal responsibility, sop when we are poor when she's older, she understands the point.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Good call. Should be taught universally in school!

[quean-of-swords.livejournal.com]

I'll get a knife.

I am amused and impressed and horrified by your daughter. LOL! :D:D:D

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Well, I followed her logic. If something is stuck somewhere, a knife will get it ouut.

Except not the toaster.

[desdemona59.livejournal.com]

bwahahahaha! OMG that is PERFECT!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I know! I lolled!

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

Clearly you have taught her well.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I try my best! :)

[eldarwannabe.livejournal.com]

You make me so glad that I'm not the only one that will occasionally ramble on to children like they are paying attention to me and they have already moved on and couldn't possibly care less.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I do it all the time. I'm even better when I know other adult ar listening.