I LIKE A MAN WITH CLASS. DIGNITY. AND SAVOIR FAIRE.

[amand_r]

1.

2. CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.

3. BUTT.

4. WRITING RCBW STOP SUCKING ASS STOP NOT YOUR ASS STOP YOUR MOM'S STOP HA HA I JUST MADE A YOUR MOM JOKE IN A TELEGRAM STOP EXCEPT THIS ISN'T A TELEGRAM SEMICOLON IT'S A POST ON THE INTERNET STOP I GUESS THESE SHOULD BE CLOSE TAGS OR SOMETHING STOP IS THAT TOO META QUESTION MARK STOP I DUNNO I'M JUST SAYING I HAVE BEEN WATCHING A LOT OF FAMILY GUY STOP WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT QUESTION MARK STOP OH YEAH I'M WRITING AND IT'S NOT GOING WELL STOP MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH TRYING TO WRITE ANGST WHILST HAVING A HEAD FULL OF AN INFANT SAYING 'WHAT THE DEUCE' QUESTION MARK STOP AND AN ALCOHOLIC DOG WHO SINGS SHOWTUNES STOP.

5. I have one sentence of wholas. One. It's four lines long. Wharton, you say? You will recognise my story this week because it will be the only one that, whilst you read it, in your head it's narrated by Joanne Woodward.

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When I was little my granddad sent me a Telegram and I have it still! I LIKE YOUR TELEGRAM IT ROCKS IT HARD OMG RCBW SUCKS I WANNA DROP OUT HE WON"T LET ME

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IHAVE SOMETHINGWRITTEN. STARTED. SOMETHING. MY SPACE BAR HAS QUIT WORKING.

TONIGHT I AM MAKING CONG BAO ROU SI.

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Tonight, I am going to work on mah book with mah local peeps.

ZOMG I HAVE HEARD FROM THE NICKLET!! he is tired! going to bed! NO WIFI YET.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

AND NO WANKING.

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That's right, NO WANKING. So deprived.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH DEAR. HOW WILL HIS TWINFLAME SG BE ABLE TO GET OFF WITHOUT THEIR NIGHTLY CROSS CONTINENTAL WANKMELD?

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OMG, I just looked at those potato chips. LOL.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

They look so horrified!

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

1. BILL MURRAY IS ROLLING IN A PREMATURE GRAVE SOMEWHERE. OR MAYBE IN A STY.

2. POTATO FACE FAIL IS FAILURE INDEED. THAT IS THE GREATEST TRAGEDY SINCE SOPHOCLES.

3. LOIN.

4. TELEGRAPH ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES. ANYTIEM.

5. JOANNE WOODWARD HAS A SEXY VOICE. STILL.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

4. I HAVETOACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHINGGOOD.

SPAAAAAAAAAAACEBAR.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Those potato chips are ketchup flavored!!! And I need to sneeze really, really bad! But I can't!!! "Hold me, Bob!" "I would if I could, Larry!"

SPN is on tonight!!!!!! Cartwheels!!!! Except no Cas!!! Sadface!!!!!! He better get a mention!!!!! I will tell you if that happens!!!!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I KNOW YOU WILL TELL ME. I WILL AWAIT YOUR SQUEE.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

1. No one told me there is a con for The Office! I just finished my morning(?) coffee from my Dunder Mifflin travel mug!

2. Oh! The potat-anity! They appear to be traumatised.

3. Arse.

4. Creative semi-blocks are of the suck. My projects are stalled. Must get CLEAN SOME OF THE THINGS out of the way to get to artsy/craftsy work done.

5. Wharton, man. Heavy.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

1. I did not know either!
4. YEAH MAN. HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU NEED TO CLEAN ALL THE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T CREATE?
5. IT WAS SO SAD.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

1. Suh-weet!

4. Trufax. But now my roomba has a battery that works. Joy!

5. So sad.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IF I HAD A ROOMBA IT WOULD GO ON STRIKE WITH ALL THE CAT HAIR AND SHIT BLOCKING ITS WAY

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Oh, mine has only been in the dog-free zone downstairs. I may have to go hardcore with the regular vacuum in the dog crate area before setting Red Roomba loose up there!