OH COME ON, THE REALITY THAT THAT SHARK EXISTS IS HORRIFYING ENOUGH. THE REALITY IS THAT SHARK CAM SHRINK HIMSELF, SWIM THROUGH PIPED TO MY BATH TUB, MAKE HIMSELF BIG AGAIN AND EAT ME. I'M NOT REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIS NECK.
JAWS IS COMING FOR ME, HEDDY. ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL OPEN THE DOOR FOR A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS AND IT WILL ALL BE OVER.
WHEN I WAS TWELVE I SAW JAWS FOR THE FIRST TIME. MY UNCLE SHOWED IT TO US.
I HAD TO SLEEP IN MY GRANDPARENTS' BED WITH THEM BECAUSE EVERY TIME I CLOSED MY EYES ALL I COULD SEE WAS HIM NOMMING DOWN ON THAT GRIZZLED FISHERMAN GUY.
MY GRANDPARENTS LECTURED MY UNCLE OVER IT SO AS REVENGE HE READ US HP LOVECRAFT STORIES BY CANDLELIGHT. I GET THE FEELING MY UNCLE IS A DICK.
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Date: 2010-07-19 02:11 pm (UTC)THAT PICTURE
WHY DOES THAT SHARK HAVE A NECK
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
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Date: 2010-07-19 02:14 pm (UTC)YOU ARE MAKING UP PHYSICS IN YOUR HEAD AGAIN.
STOP THAT.
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Date: 2010-07-19 02:15 pm (UTC)YOU COULD BE STANDING BEHIND THAT SHARK AND BE LIKE, "HEY SHARK"
AND HE'D LOOK OVER HIS SHOULDER AND BE ALL "WHAT, OH HEY. NOW I'M GONNA TURN AROUND AND EAT YOU."
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THE ULTIMATE HORROR OF HIM TURNING HIS FUCKING HEAD HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
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Date: 2010-07-19 02:17 pm (UTC)JAWS IS COMING FOR ME, HEDDY. ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL OPEN THE DOOR FOR A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS AND IT WILL ALL BE OVER.
NOW WHO IS MAKING UP PHYSICS
Date: 2010-07-19 02:20 pm (UTC)I HAD TO SLEEP IN MY GRANDPARENTS' BED WITH THEM BECAUSE EVERY TIME I CLOSED MY EYES ALL I COULD SEE WAS HIM NOMMING DOWN ON THAT GRIZZLED FISHERMAN GUY.
MY GRANDPARENTS LECTURED MY UNCLE OVER IT SO AS REVENGE HE READ US HP LOVECRAFT STORIES BY CANDLELIGHT. I GET THE FEELING MY UNCLE IS A DICK.
EVEN STILL. SHARKS. AHHH.
I HAVE PROOFS
Date: 2010-07-19 02:25 pm (UTC)Re: I HAVE PROOFS
Date: 2010-07-19 04:09 pm (UTC)Re: I HAVE PROOFS
Date: 2010-07-19 04:10 pm (UTC)omnomnom
Date: 2010-07-19 03:04 pm (UTC)I watched Jaws when I was widdle and then when I was 18. I screamed louder when I was 18 than when I was widdle.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHJAAAAAWWSSS!"
Spielberg sucks. :(
Re: omnomnom
Date: 2010-07-19 03:14 pm (UTC)I remain unconvinced by these proofs, Mandr. Da shark, it does not filk en route to nommtiem. It refuses to give up the weapon of surpriiiiise.
AND FISSSHPONIES ARE TOO FAST. GET ON THAT FISSSHPONY AND RIDE, BB.
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Date: 2010-07-19 03:07 pm (UTC)Shark's used to be scary. But then some f***er remembered the angler fish and stuck them in movies.
Now sharks are ADORABLE.
f***ing angler fish. :(
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Date: 2010-07-19 08:26 pm (UTC)Nemo actually gave me things-in-the-deep nightmares/weird dreams for a MONTH after..
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Date: 2010-07-19 03:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-19 04:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-20 03:42 am (UTC)SHAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKWWWWWEEEEEEKKKK
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Date: 2010-07-20 12:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-20 11:51 am (UTC)Best movie or bestest movie???
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Date: 2010-07-20 01:24 pm (UTC)