haaahahahaaahaha. busted!

[amand_r]

1. I want Jonathan Creek and Maddy to hook up. I know it probably won't happen.

2. copperbadge wrote Scott/John volcano phone sex. YEAH. John Versus the Volcano. LOL.

3. adjovi was stuck in Benin because of volcanic ash. Read her awesome adventures on flying AIR MALI and their tickets printed on WORD DOCUMENTS.

4. curriejean sent me a necklace of awesome. Pics when my hair is being better, BUT she also sent me stickers! VOTE SAXON stickers!

5. Big ass bang is at 14 K and that's just episode one.

Gretchen waved the bag at Lois as she walked in the door. "I brought snacks!"

Lois took the bag from her and peered inside. "Snacks?"

"Pastries. Linzer biscuits." She shrugged. "Things we could easily spike with a mood elevator."

"No one is drugging the Inquisitor," Gwen said as she came down the steps from the upper level, where her office was housed. She passed the coffee machine with an absent tap and shoved her hands in her pockets. "There's no need to drug the Inquisitor." She glanced in the bag. "Also, we should refrain from calling him 'the Inquisitor' while he's here."

"Says you," Dee mumbled as she walked past with a rifle longer than her leg slung over her shoulder. She dug into the bag and pulled out a biscuit.

Gretchen gave her a withering look. She wasn't that fond of Dee, and that wasn't anyone's fault. Some part of her shoulder always stung when Dee walked by, and that was completely phantom.

Dee gestured with the biscuit. "Name one thing that has come under the title of 'Inquisitor' that has turned out well for the…inquisited." She bit into the biscuit and sighed, walking away.

Gretchen might not be that fond of Dee, but they were solidly in the 'This is bad waiting to happen' camp. Maggie and Lois were in the 'Oh dear god' camp, and Gwen solidly cheered her with her metaphorical pom-poms, as if she had once been a cheerleader. She probably had.

Gwen took the bag and set it on the sideboard next to the coffee machine. "Nothing is going to happen," she reminded them. "It's been signed, sealed." She gestured at the walls and equipment around them. "Delivered. Relax."

6. Lastly, let us all take a moment to appreciate the fine lyrical genius of Salt N Pepa's 1993 masterpiece, "Step":

I'm your honey-dipper so you say, you know
Then you react and attack every flirt and ho
But oh, no - you gots to go now, bro
To and fro, unh-unh, no mo'
So just walk out the door and be out like Margetta[?]
I've been through this before, but now I think I betta
Kick ya to the curb cuz this hurts, word
You dis and wanna kiss? Now that's absurd
Yo, Spinderella ain't the kind type to be pulled down, ya know
Before I go out I go blow-for-blow
So tell those hos that sittin' there waitin' by the phone
That they can have you cuz you's gone.

Because Spinderella is the best DJ name EVAR. (Except for DJ Panda).

Comments

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

14k already! I need to get cracking! But yours will be like 280k or so when done, yes?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It should be. (weeps)

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

It will! I so am excited about this whole shebang! We have months yet! Lotsa time!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

::rips hair out::

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

NO!! Bald Mander would look funny!!!!

I heart your Lois.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I really think Lois is the one I've thought about the least, so I'll have to flesh her out a lot. right now she's part know it all and part trying to catch up.

[lucy-locket.livejournal.com]

Jonathan/Maddy for the win. I ship it like burning.

Also, your icon is win. I don't even.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Haahahahah sam made the icon for foxy's photoshopping thing last week. LOL.

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF SEASON 2, BUT I MERRILY AWAIT MY NETFLIX.

OH MY GOD THEY NEED TO HOOK UP SO BAD. JONATHAN! HIT THAT SHIT!

[lucy-locket.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Series two is my favourite omg. The two parter is the shit.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Awesome! That must be coming next! Because the last one I saw was the one with all the monkeys!

[lucy-locket.livejournal.com]

Hm, that's the series one finale. Maybe they do the series differently there? The next one is rly good, it's called Danse Macabre. For the fucking lulz, I tell ya. Also, Peter Davison is in it :p

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH! I SAW THAT ONE! It was all in one go, and it was the season opener for series 2. WTF. The one with the horror author and the "disappearing skeleton"?

OMG I LOVED THE ONE WIT THE AGING ROCK STAR AND THE HIPPIES BUILDING THE GIANT ARK.

[lucy-locket.livejournal.com]

That one was amazing! They're all amazing! THE FROGGIES!! THE MONKIES!!!THE SKELETON!! THE TRAMP WHO STOLE THE SEVERED HEAD!!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG WHAT WITH THE SEVERED HEAD! I HAVEN'T GOT THERE YET!

OMG THE BODY IN THE WARDROBE.

[lucy-locket.livejournal.com]

THE SWEDISH SWIMMING INSTRUCTOR!

The severed head was in that episode with the skeletons.

ALSO, HOW WIN IS ADAM KLAUS? MORE WIN WHEN HE WAS TONY HEAD OBVIOUSLY THOUGH.

And lol in one of the series two episodes there are naked people and teacups!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WAIT A SECOND. THERE WAS NO SEVERED HEAD IN DANCE MACABRE, WAS THERE?

GAH. OMG THE ONE WITH THE COMEDIAN IN THE FALL OUT BUNKER.

ALSO, YES, I WAS SAD THAT THEY REPLACED TONY WITH THAT OTHER DUDE. STILL. AWESOME.

[lucy-locket.livejournal.com]

At the end, where the guy cut off her head and took it on the plane home with him? LOL THE SQUID OMG.

THE BANANA COMMERCIAL! I LOVE THE BIT WHERE THE DUDE GOES TO KISS THE GIRL AND GETS A FACEFUL OF BANANA SKIN.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG HOW DID I MISS THAT? I AM LIKE, BRAIN DEAD.

I LIKE THE PUMPKIN WITH A KNIFE IN IT.

[lucy-locket.livejournal.com]

AND HE GOT IT THROUGH SECURITY. MENTAL.

LOL AND MADDY ASKS IF HE'S DRUNK AND JONATHAN'S ALL 'IT'S 8 IN THE MORNING FFS!'

Have you seen the Christmas specials? One of them has Matt Rippy in it and his character is the most hilarious. Oh, and he's in his underpants ;)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAHAHAHAH IT WAS 1997.

SHIT I HAVEN'T GOT THERE YET! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CRIMMAS SPECIALS

[lucy-locket.livejournal.com]

Yeah but still.....it was a head in a box! :p

They're for the lulz!

[irishkate.livejournal.com]

You will be both disappointed and delighted by later episodes ....

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHHA it's one of those things that's too obvious for it to actually ever be good. Like the flirting and miscommunication is part of the thing, and when they resolve it, either way it will suck.

[irishkate.livejournal.com]

Something like that - but the build up to the resolution truly rocks - I miss those days.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

ILU MANDR!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOW! I LOVE YOU TOO, MY LITTLE BRO!

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Jonathan Creek rocks. Actually, Alan Davies in anything rocks. You should see Bob and Rose.

I am stuck in England because of explody volcano. Volcanos are stupid.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG COME ON! BEING IN ENGLAND IS AWESOME. EAT SOME CHIPS OR SOMETHING. HAVE A HALF PINT!

[beeej.livejournal.com]

I had a whole pint today, thankyouverymuch. And yes, England is very awesome, but I can't get a flight out for 7 DAYS! That's seriously eating in vacation days I had planned for other things, and I miss my kitties. And my own bed. Once I get home, I may never leave again.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Ah, there is that. I can only imagine how this is effecting people who cannot be home to work.

[lucy-locket.livejournal.com]

I second Bob and Rose, it's awesome. Rose Cooper ftw.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Some part of her shoulder always stung when Dee walked by, and that was completely phantom.

Dude, I totally know people like that! I haven't even started my official BAB. But I have been working on its prequel today! Yay!

What is the show containing Jonathan Creek and Maddy?

"Shoop" will forever be my favorite Salt n Pepa. Come and give me some of that, yum yum, chocolate chip honey dip. Can I get a scoop? I'll take you for a ride in my coup.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO THE VOODOO THAT YOU DO SO WELL WHAT'S THE SPELL? HELL, MAKE ME WANNA SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP.

Johnathan Creek is the name of the show. It's a mystery series from the nineties, and he's an illusionist that designs stage magic, and Maddy is a reporter who teams up with him to solve mysteries! You would like, it, I think!

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

OMG "Shoop"! Good memories of singing Salt N Pepa songs whilst tipsy at parties in the nineties...

Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
I wanna know, how does it hang!

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Wait up, straight up, hold up
Like Prince said, you're a sexy mutha-

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Well, I like em real wild--mean boy style by the mile
smooth black skin with a smile!

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Bright as the sun!
I wanna have some fun!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

COME AND GET ME SOME OF THAT YUM YUM CHOCOLATE CHIP--WAIT DIDN'T WE START HERE?

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

We did! I am going to bed now, but will leave you w/ this:

I spend all my dough, ray me cutie
Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scooby Doobie

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I like you in your big jeans
you give me nice dreams! you make me wanna scream, OO OOO OOOH!
I like what you do when you do what you do
you make me wanna shoop.

[curriejean.livejournal.com]

<3 <3 <3 <3
Proooooooooooooooooooooooooove it!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WHAT? OMG MY HAIR IS SO BAD. WEDNESDAY!