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[amand_r]

i need to sign up for a big bang. I NEED TO SIGN UP FOR A LONG TERM FEST FOR LONG ASS FICS.

SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE. GIVE ME A DEADLINE.

I NEED TO WRITE THIS FIC.

ETA: OKAY. THE DATE HAS BEEN SET. my official sign up for my ME FEST coming later.

Comments

[siege-ofcahoots.livejournal.com]

A few hints and I might be able to help you invent one.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG I CANNOT RUN ANYTHING MORE.

GAAAAAAH. I NEED A DEADLINE.

MAYBE MY FLIST CAN GANG UP AND IMPOSE ONE ON ME.

LIKE AUGUST 30 OR SOMETHING.

[siege-ofcahoots.livejournal.com]

Merely long asses meandery fics or anything specific like autoasphyxiation whilst watching Videodrome?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

MINE IS TORCHWOOD SEASON 4. ALSO KNOWN AS AWWWWWWWWESOOOOOOME.

BUT LONG.

[siege-ofcahoots.livejournal.com]

Prove it, I say!

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

August 30

[siege-ofcahoots.livejournal.com]

Pin her down. In a manner of speaking. Or not.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HE IS A WORLD AWAY. HOW CAN HE THREATEN TO FLOG AND DISMEMBER?

[siege-ofcahoots.livejournal.com]

I have large quantities of Le Creuset - I can threaten massive bodily dentage with brightly colored heavy pots! And I am in the Northeast so I can lob them hard at you...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

DID YOU JUST THREATEN ME WITH ENAMELWARE?

[siege-ofcahoots.livejournal.com]

High quality, variously colored, heavy mofo enamelware, why yes...and I just found this triple boiler pasta drainer thingy set that I never even knew I had...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

i have one of those! i use it to blanch veggies!

[siege-ofcahoots.livejournal.com]

I honestly have no clue how I came by it. Every bloody size of everything else but no clue re: this. Which reminds me - white asparagus time!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

NOM NOM NOM!

[siege-ofcahoots.livejournal.com]

I used to work for a past executive chef of the Essex House who introduced me to its glories. And rijstoefel, which I still hold against him.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

BUT WILL YOU REMEMBER? WILL YOU REMEMBER??

[mtgat]

Set a timer. One of those nauseatingly cute "Five months until the baby's due" type for preference.

And then your FList will administer electric shocks as needed.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HRM. A TIMER.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

FOR 1000 YEARS!

shit i bet I'll hgit send and someone will have put this before me

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE FIRST!

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

Pick a deadline and I will pester you. I can do it. And I am near enough to come lock you in yer house if you do not get cracking... :)

Me. I hate deadlines *looks at dark_fest fic shiftily* but I know others need them.

POKE*POKE*POKE*POKE*POKE*POKE*POKE*POKE*POKE*POKE*POKE*POKE*POKE*POKE*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OKAY. AUGUST 30.