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1. Still pissed about everything. Hrm.

2. Morning emails have revealed that partial pissiness is not unjustified. This is enlightening.

3. Was thinking of cleaning the house today. Sounds good. I am dismantling my dining room work station and relegating the computer to the recreational slot of "coffee table." Hopefully this will convince me that it is not as important as I have made it. I don't need a desk. I don't have a job. I need a dining room table.

4. I had big long post about hip-hop, but you people don't find the same things funny that I do, and so this is how the comments would unfold:

a) I get a bunch of tl;dr about music. This is the part where everyone talks about what they are currently listening to (Sidebar conversation about Lady GAGA, and possibly a funny joke about Bad Romance=Barrowmance).
b) I get yet more recommendations that I listen to some shit music that I hate, bonus points if their name ends in Wainwright, extra bonus if someone comes right after and wither bonds with the music suggester or says something like, "HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE X WAINWRIGHT/COSTELLO/HUMPERDINK?" when I fess up about not liking them. (Additional, I also hate Simon and Garfunkel--this was the source of several bitter arguments in my household.)
c) Someone will make fun of my music, even though I would never make fun of theirs (to their face), but they'll do it in a passive-aggressive way that indicates that they are "just joking! I joke because I love!" when in reality they really do hate my music and they can't just keep their fucking mouth shut about it, because they think everyone needs to hear their opinions on everything.
d) Someone will mention international rap or something. Bonus points for mentions of Daara J or MIA, the flavour of the moment.
d) There will also be a fight about rap objectifying women.
f) Then someone will talk about white people listening to rap.

Then there will be race!fail in my lj.

[insert bleaugh]

So no, I had a funny ass entry about how goddamn masterful, faily and funny this song was, but you all ruined it before it began.

Being pissy has somehow removed the filter from my frankness pipe. I am sure that we are all nice people in RL, but the internet turns us all into cliches, including me, the woman with PMS who posts irrationally one a month and everyone on her flist rolls their eyes and scrolls by, mumbling, "Someday I'll defriend that bitch." I know because I do it all the time.

Also, I cleaned up my flist. Nothing personal, just different reading habits and a few dead ljs.

Date: 2010-02-19 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kel-reiley.livejournal.com
OMG! REALLY?!
ok, i won't go there, but that song takes me back to ...being like 4 years old ;)

Date: 2010-02-19 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
THE TIME WAS SIX O CLOCK ON THE SWATCH WATCH
GOT A DATE, CAN'T BE LATE HEY---THE GIRL IS GONNA DO ME.

Date: 2010-02-19 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kel-reiley.livejournal.com
MOVE TO THE JACUZZI something something DO ME, BABY!

Date: 2010-02-19 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
SLAP IT UP, FLIP IT, RUB IT DOWN, OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Date: 2010-02-19 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kel-reiley.livejournal.com
DUDE I WAS TOTALLY SINGING THE WRONG SONG! LOL
that girl is pooooooiissssoooon!

Date: 2010-02-19 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
you were singing poison!

move to the jacuzzi is from do me. I forget what original song I mentioned, so you might be right.

oh hell, all bbd songs are the same.

Date: 2010-02-19 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kel-reiley.livejournal.com
they pretty much kind of are, yeah ;)

Date: 2010-02-19 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smirnoffmule.livejournal.com
Ah well, I was never four, I skipped that year, so that'll be why.

Date: 2010-02-19 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
My love for you is shiny and pulsating, like a heart that has just been removed from a living chest cavity.

Date: 2010-02-19 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smirnoffmule.livejournal.com
That is the single most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me.

Date: 2010-02-19 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I'm sorry. I'll be sure to follow it up with a swirlie or something

Date: 2010-02-19 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smirnoffmule.livejournal.com
Just tie a ribbon round a pancreas and pelt it at me like a red wet snowball of love.

Date: 2010-02-19 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Mmmmmm, kidney bombs.

Date: 2010-02-19 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kel-reiley.livejournal.com
oh, you missed out, dude
FOUR WAS THE BEST YEAR EVER!

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