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amand_r1. The response to the RPF is lolarious. Part of me is like, "Well, you knew it would be like this," and the rest of me is like, O_o? Not mad or anything, so much as intrigued in a dissecting animals way.
2. Porno or Pony? You decide. I got 5/12, so obviously I need to watch more porn, and also get me some more fishponies. (h/t![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kwanalicious)
3. Oh yeah, BTW:
laurab1 is love.
4. I am immensely proud to announce this:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
tw_itallchanges. Check it out, friends it, and then read along. The episodes are OUTSTANDING, and the construction of the entire season is amazing. I have an ep in here, co-written with mah fishpony, cruentum. Don't worry, we don't use any non-famous significant others. :P I think there might be puke, though.
5.lefaym asked me 5 questions.
1. What is your favourite f/f pairing from Torchwood/Doctor Who?
This is fucking hard, because I don't know a lot of Who. I don't like my Who girls for f/f, because I think of them as straight in my head. BUT TORCHWOOD. My 2 favorite pairings involve Johnson. I like her with Alice, but I would have LOVED to have had her with Tosh. I could do a whole saga of the relationship of Tosh and Agent Johnson, whose first name, in case you are wondering, is Dierdre. They call her Dee. Most people call her Ma'am. Or Sir. She likes Sir. When they are in bed and cuddling, Tosh calls her Sweetie Dee-dee. What? I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MY ART TO YOU, WARREN
2. What is the best fic you have read recently?
Aside from FISHPONIES' latest work? I kid.
That's really hard. I should bookmark more. I really really likedtroubadora's fic from yesterday, and nancybrown has been laying out some amazing fics for halfamoon not all of them TW. Go meander through the fics on tw_lucky_7; they're pretty good, too.
3. Someone puts you in charge of TW S4 -- you have complete creative control: What happens?
I hate this question, because what I would like to see in a show and what I think is cool in fic are two different things. I like the concept of an arc, like in Buffy, that takes the whole season. I'd like to see Agent Johnson come to the team. I'm writing a fic right now in which she does. I'd like to see Jack come back, but be demoted by the Queen herself. I'd like to see Jack with a new interest, not necessarily a man, not strictly a woman. I don't think it has to be a relationship.
I'd like there to be some mention of Ianto, maybe an ep where Jack hallucinates him everywhere. Maybe it can be a recurring thing for Jack to see/talk to him in his personal quarters. And you have to be unsure whether or not he's a ghost or a hallucination. In the end, wait, this is the fic I'm writing. I AINT TELLING YOU SHIT.
I'd like to se Gwen juggling work and a kid. I'd like to see Rhys as mister mom, because I think we need more men like that. I'd like to see a Lois Habiba who is lusting after a women or man who doesn't notice her (Tosh!). I'd like to see more shit with Flat Holm.
I want an ep where they have to infiltrate a gambling ring, and Jack is a dealer, and Gwen is a cigarette girl, and Agent Johnson is a high roller and she takes all of her frustrations about her current position and her seething resentment of Jack and Gwen (it's latent) out of them because they're just employees and they have to play along.
I want more Bilis Manger.
I think the subplot of the first episode should involve Gwen searching the skies the whole time, and you think she's looking for Jack. And she keeps asking Lois, "Anything?" and Lois always says, "Not today." And then there's the actual plot of the week, and then at the end, Lois says, "I have it," and they track the coordinates, and they capture Myfanwy. And you realise what Gwen had been asking hadn't been about Jack, but Myfanwy, and then after they get her situated, just before the credits, Gwen hears her name across the Plass (she goes there to remember sometimes) and she turns, and it's Jack. Credits.
Okay, that was ep one. I suck a lot.
4. If someone gave you a pony, what would you do with it?
WHAT. I WOULD MATE IT WITH A FISH. DUH.
5. What makes a better sex toy: Jack's belt or Ianto's tie?
This question requires more input, because like a punnet square, the answer is either dominant or recessive (submissive!) depending on the combination:
Ianto wielding Jack's belt
Ianto wielding his tie
Jack wielding his belt
Jack wielding Ianto's tie.
AND ALSO:
Ianto wielding Jack's belt in the conference room
Ianto wielding his tie in the conference room
Jack wielding his belt in the conference room
Jack wielding Ianto's tie in the conference room
Ianto wielding Jack's belt in Jack's room
Ianto wielding his tie in Jack's room
Jack wielding his belt in Jack's room
Jack wielding Ianto's tie in Jack's room
That list goes on for a while and THEN we get things like:
Ianto wielding Jack's belt for good sexay fun tiems
Ianto wielding his tie for good sexay fun tiems
Jack wielding his belt for good sexay fun tiems
Jack wielding Ianto's tie for good sexay fun tiems
Ianto wielding Jack's belt as he's possessed by an alien sadism ai
Ianto wielding his tie as he's possessed by an alien sadism ai
Jack wielding his belt as he's possessed by an alien sadism ai
Jack wielding Ianto's tie as he's possessed by an alien sadism ai
And so on. So the answer is actually: cock go in hole.
I suppose if you're dying to have me ask you questions, you can respond to this meme with a quote like, "NOT IN THE FACE! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!" AND I'LL ASK YOU 5. But I might have company, so I email fu will be weak, like Dumbledore after he drank all that manky water in HBP. Then he fell off that tower (SNAPE DID NOT KILL HIM! HAN SHOT FIRST!), and then everyone did that 21 wand salute into the sky or something. I forget. For me the pain is not very near, or some shit. Wow, four pop culture refs I one paragraph. I must be slipping.
Come on, if I referenced "Play Misty For Me", would any of you get it?
6. On my recommendation,cruentum watched Logan's Run. Something about this makes me lol. I also lol that he didn't email me afterwards and demand those two hours of his life back. Owaite, lemme get my TARDIS and we'll refund that to store credit. Haahahahahaha IF YOU SEE ANYTHING CALLED CAROUSEL, RUN, CRUE! YOUR HAND CLOCK IS FLASHING!
2. Porno or Pony? You decide. I got 5/12, so obviously I need to watch more porn, and also get me some more fishponies. (h/t
kwanalicious) 3. Oh yeah, BTW:
laurab1 is love.4. I am immensely proud to announce this:
tw_itallchanges. Check it out, friends it, and then read along. The episodes are OUTSTANDING, and the construction of the entire season is amazing. I have an ep in here, co-written with mah fishpony, cruentum. Don't worry, we don't use any non-famous significant others. :P I think there might be puke, though.5.
lefaym asked me 5 questions. 1. What is your favourite f/f pairing from Torchwood/Doctor Who?
This is fucking hard, because I don't know a lot of Who. I don't like my Who girls for f/f, because I think of them as straight in my head. BUT TORCHWOOD. My 2 favorite pairings involve Johnson. I like her with Alice, but I would have LOVED to have had her with Tosh. I could do a whole saga of the relationship of Tosh and Agent Johnson, whose first name, in case you are wondering, is Dierdre. They call her Dee. Most people call her Ma'am. Or Sir. She likes Sir. When they are in bed and cuddling, Tosh calls her Sweetie Dee-dee. What? I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MY ART TO YOU, WARREN
2. What is the best fic you have read recently?
Aside from FISHPONIES' latest work? I kid.
That's really hard. I should bookmark more. I really really liked
troubadora's fic from yesterday, and nancybrown has been laying out some amazing fics for halfamoon not all of them TW. Go meander through the fics on tw_lucky_7; they're pretty good, too.3. Someone puts you in charge of TW S4 -- you have complete creative control: What happens?
I hate this question, because what I would like to see in a show and what I think is cool in fic are two different things. I like the concept of an arc, like in Buffy, that takes the whole season. I'd like to see Agent Johnson come to the team. I'm writing a fic right now in which she does. I'd like to see Jack come back, but be demoted by the Queen herself. I'd like to see Jack with a new interest, not necessarily a man, not strictly a woman. I don't think it has to be a relationship.
I'd like there to be some mention of Ianto, maybe an ep where Jack hallucinates him everywhere. Maybe it can be a recurring thing for Jack to see/talk to him in his personal quarters. And you have to be unsure whether or not he's a ghost or a hallucination. In the end, wait, this is the fic I'm writing. I AINT TELLING YOU SHIT.
I'd like to se Gwen juggling work and a kid. I'd like to see Rhys as mister mom, because I think we need more men like that. I'd like to see a Lois Habiba who is lusting after a women or man who doesn't notice her (Tosh!). I'd like to see more shit with Flat Holm.
I want an ep where they have to infiltrate a gambling ring, and Jack is a dealer, and Gwen is a cigarette girl, and Agent Johnson is a high roller and she takes all of her frustrations about her current position and her seething resentment of Jack and Gwen (it's latent) out of them because they're just employees and they have to play along.
I want more Bilis Manger.
I think the subplot of the first episode should involve Gwen searching the skies the whole time, and you think she's looking for Jack. And she keeps asking Lois, "Anything?" and Lois always says, "Not today." And then there's the actual plot of the week, and then at the end, Lois says, "I have it," and they track the coordinates, and they capture Myfanwy. And you realise what Gwen had been asking hadn't been about Jack, but Myfanwy, and then after they get her situated, just before the credits, Gwen hears her name across the Plass (she goes there to remember sometimes) and she turns, and it's Jack. Credits.
Okay, that was ep one. I suck a lot.
4. If someone gave you a pony, what would you do with it?
WHAT. I WOULD MATE IT WITH A FISH. DUH.
5. What makes a better sex toy: Jack's belt or Ianto's tie?
This question requires more input, because like a punnet square, the answer is either dominant or recessive (submissive!) depending on the combination:
Ianto wielding Jack's belt
Ianto wielding his tie
Jack wielding his belt
Jack wielding Ianto's tie.
AND ALSO:
Ianto wielding Jack's belt in the conference room
Ianto wielding his tie in the conference room
Jack wielding his belt in the conference room
Jack wielding Ianto's tie in the conference room
Ianto wielding Jack's belt in Jack's room
Ianto wielding his tie in Jack's room
Jack wielding his belt in Jack's room
Jack wielding Ianto's tie in Jack's room
That list goes on for a while and THEN we get things like:
Ianto wielding Jack's belt for good sexay fun tiems
Ianto wielding his tie for good sexay fun tiems
Jack wielding his belt for good sexay fun tiems
Jack wielding Ianto's tie for good sexay fun tiems
Ianto wielding Jack's belt as he's possessed by an alien sadism ai
Ianto wielding his tie as he's possessed by an alien sadism ai
Jack wielding his belt as he's possessed by an alien sadism ai
Jack wielding Ianto's tie as he's possessed by an alien sadism ai
And so on. So the answer is actually: cock go in hole.
I suppose if you're dying to have me ask you questions, you can respond to this meme with a quote like, "NOT IN THE FACE! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!" AND I'LL ASK YOU 5. But I might have company, so I email fu will be weak, like Dumbledore after he drank all that manky water in HBP. Then he fell off that tower (SNAPE DID NOT KILL HIM! HAN SHOT FIRST!), and then everyone did that 21 wand salute into the sky or something. I forget. For me the pain is not very near, or some shit. Wow, four pop culture refs I one paragraph. I must be slipping.
Come on, if I referenced "Play Misty For Me", would any of you get it?
6. On my recommendation,
cruentum watched Logan's Run. Something about this makes me lol. I also lol that he didn't email me afterwards and demand those two hours of his life back. Owaite, lemme get my TARDIS and we'll refund that to store credit. Haahahahahaha IF YOU SEE ANYTHING CALLED CAROUSEL, RUN, CRUE! YOUR HAND CLOCK IS FLASHING!
