hello [on a cellphone], greetings, it's me, an outlaw.

[amand_r]

1. This actually works for me in many ways: The Birdcage recut so that it looks like a trailer for a drama:

2. LAND by cthonus: read it. I can't stress how much I love this man's fic, but look:

"Does he?" Ianto asked unable to keep the bitterness from seeping into his tone. "You know what fucking stupid me did earlier? No?" He swallowed. "I told him I loved him." His shame burned on his cheeks. "I lay in his arms and told him I loved him."

Toshiko's hand went instinctively to cover her mouth. "What did he say?"

"Nothing." He spat. "Not a single bloody word."

OMG AND OWEN AND JACK AND DRAGOSTEA DIN TEA. I AM JUST SAYING.

cthonus, PIMP YOUR FIC! YOU DESERVE A BILLIONTY COMMENTS, NOT THREE OR FOUR OR EIGHT.

3. help_haiti fics underway. The big one is…well. Hrm. Planning. Post its are posty. Sort of. TOSH FIC IS TOSHY.

4. Chinese New Year menu is missing…three courses. Well, a pork and a soup. Fuckbears. Noodles might be a repeat, but my Bible says that they went quickly last year. But the pork dish has been the same for the past three years, so I think I might try something different. On the other hand, the duck is complicated enough that I maybe shouldn't be trying something complicated. Hrm. And fish.

THERE ARE TOO MANY THINGS TO PONDER IN THE MURKY WATERS. ALSO, sthayashi, Prepare to come early, because you are going to help me prep and make summer rolls. I will teach you, weedhopper.

5. Remember that the poll for the RPF (Carnivale!) is still open, so if you are interested and haven't voted yet, please go see here. The mods have yet to get back to us, so we might not be able to promote it. In which case, WE SHALL RELY ON YOU, LIKE PBS.

6. Stumbled on another picture of Russell Tovey. Good god, you could fly to Guam with those ears. Still. Cute.

Comments

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

i like this eyeball thing :)
i can't eat those hearts, man, ick!
and i'm not a fan of boxes of chocolate - they always have gross shit in them, like coconut and caremel and fruity something
meh, v-day
and i don't like flowers, flowers are stupid and smelly

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL?! ARE THEY BLOOD FLAVOURED TOO?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THEY TASTE LIKE FORBIDDEN FRUIT.

IN OTHER WORDS, BELLA'S COOCH.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE BIT.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

AS WELL YOU SHOULD.

CAESARIANS BY VAMPIRE TEETH, FALLING LOVE WITH BABIES, CONVERSATIONS HEARTS THAT TASTE LIKE PUSSY....LOOK AT THE MONSTROSITIES THAT TWILIGHT HATH WROUGHT.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

EXTRAVAGANT ABUSE OF GLITTER! THE LIST GOES ON!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

REFRIGERATED SPARKLE GLITTER SILICONE DILDOS.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

OMG MY EYES! FOR NO OTHER BODY PART SHOULD BE SUBJECTED!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no one needs a va-jay-jay made of ice.

Unless you're a snowman. Then I guess you'd prefer a cold vagina.