the best thing i've said all day
Jan. 26th, 2010 03:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
amand_rThis is just to say that
I like that whole, "Oh, do you only like heterosexual sex?" bit.
Oh, do you only like dill pickles?
Oh, do you only like Shakespeare's early work?
Oh, did you want the plums from the ice box?
I ate them.
Forgive me.
They were delicious.
So sweet.
And so gay.
ALSO: LONGDOG IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
I like that whole, "Oh, do you only like heterosexual sex?" bit.
Oh, do you only like dill pickles?
Oh, do you only like Shakespeare's early work?
Oh, did you want the plums from the ice box?
I ate them.
Forgive me.
They were delicious.
So sweet.
And so gay.
ALSO: LONGDOG IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
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Date: 2010-01-26 09:41 pm (UTC)FUN FACT ABOUT ME.
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Date: 2010-01-26 09:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-26 09:52 pm (UTC)See above.
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Date: 2010-01-26 09:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-26 09:56 pm (UTC)My BFF works for Dogs Trust. I could hook you up (you'll have to pay postage and possibly a hefty bribe)
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Date: 2010-01-26 10:00 pm (UTC)That person is not me. I like the IDEA of dogs.
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Date: 2010-01-26 09:44 pm (UTC)I DO actually only like dill pickles... LOL.
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Date: 2010-01-26 09:48 pm (UTC)Yeah, I think I own a sweater somewhere.
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Date: 2010-01-26 09:50 pm (UTC)*shrug* I'm pickle picky.
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Date: 2010-01-26 09:51 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-01-26 09:44 pm (UTC)THAT IS A WORK OF ART.
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Date: 2010-01-26 09:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-26 10:03 pm (UTC)ALSO, GAYNESS.
P.S. The point of Longdog was to make us misread it as "Longdong" five times in a row y/y?
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Date: 2010-01-26 10:06 pm (UTC)I DID NOT MISREAD LONG DOG. NOT. AT. ALL.
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Date: 2010-01-26 10:11 pm (UTC)I DIDN'T MISREAD IT EITHER. I AM NOT SECRETLY A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD BOY. I DO NOT READ INNUENDO
IN UR ENDOINTO EVERYTHING I ENCOUNTER, AND I NEVER EVER THINK THAT THE WORD "DONG"LOLZIS HILARIOUS. I WAS JUST, YOU KNOW. CHECKING.no subject
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Date: 2010-01-26 09:56 pm (UTC)I like dogs. This is my default statement.
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Date: 2010-01-27 12:12 am (UTC)Does that shirt say "Straight Cooking"?
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Date: 2010-01-27 12:17 am (UTC)BRB while I heterosexually make some pancakes.
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Date: 2010-01-27 12:23 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-01-27 12:34 am (UTC)LOL i searched for gay pancakes.
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Date: 2010-01-27 01:38 am (UTC)I love the longdogs. My greyhound approves of both dogs above!
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Date: 2010-01-27 01:48 am (UTC)If I ever get a dog, I want a whippet. Or a rottweiler. or a rottweiler/whippet.
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Date: 2010-01-27 02:22 am (UTC)um having else to say.
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Date: 2010-01-27 02:23 am (UTC)