the best thing i've said all day

[amand_r]

This is just to say that

I like that whole, "Oh, do you only like heterosexual sex?" bit.
Oh, do you only like dill pickles?
Oh, do you only like Shakespeare's early work?
Oh, did you want the plums from the ice box?
I ate them.
Forgive me.
They were delicious.
So sweet.
And so gay.

ALSO: LONGDOG IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.

Comments

[momebie.livejournal.com]

*giggles and falls over*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THEY WERE DELICIOUS.

[planejane.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. I only like Earl Grey. But Lady Grey will do at a pinch.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAHAHAHAH THIS IS JUST TO SAY THAT YOU ARE FUNNY.

[planejane.livejournal.com]

I just didn't want you to think I was narrow-minded or anything. :)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

NEVER.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

I have a longdog. My Skydog is a whippet/saluki cross. Thus. I usually call her a lurcher for brevity's sake though (yes, they have the same number of syllables, but I have to then explain what a longdog is).

FUN FACT ABOUT ME.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I got to this site by googling Lurchers!

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A LURCHER.

See above.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I love that dog. I want this one (http://www.dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming/speckle1055485.aspx).

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Awwwws.

My BFF works for Dogs Trust. I could hook you up (you'll have to pay postage and possibly a hefty bribe)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOL, no, he needs another dog to be happy! and someone willing to walk him and stuff!

That person is not me. I like the IDEA of dogs.

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

damn girl... put some clothes on. :D

I DO actually only like dill pickles... LOL.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH REALLY?

Yeah, I think I own a sweater somewhere.

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

well, that is to say I dislike greatly sweet pickles and those stupid bread and butter sweet and sour numbers...

*shrug* I'm pickle picky.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I love bread an butter pickles. But I don't like gherkins.

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

but cornichon is just so much fun to say :D

[itcamefromjapan.livejournal.com]

TEE HEE.

THAT IS A WORK OF ART.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IT NEEDS MOAR FRUIT.

[itcamefromjapan.livejournal.com]

LIKE ONE OF THOSE STILL-LIFE PAINTINGS WITH THE BOWLS OF APPLES AND SHIT. UH, BUT NOT LITERALLY SHIT.

ALSO, GAYNESS.

P.S. The point of Longdog was to make us misread it as "Longdong" five times in a row y/y?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAH THE FRUIT HAS MANY LAYERS. LIKE YOUR ICON.

I DID NOT MISREAD LONG DOG. NOT. AT. ALL.

[itcamefromjapan.livejournal.com]

MY ICON IS DEEP, MAN.

I DIDN'T MISREAD IT EITHER. I AM NOT SECRETLY A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD BOY. I DO NOT READ INNUENDO IN UR ENDO INTO EVERYTHING I ENCOUNTER, AND I NEVER EVER THINK THAT THE WORD "DONG" LOLZ IS HILARIOUS. I WAS JUST, YOU KNOW. CHECKING.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

URANUS IS MY FAVORITE PLANET.

[itcamefromjapan.livejournal.com]

FUN FACT: I'M TAKING AN ASTRONOMY CLASS RIGHT NOW, WHERE BOTH THE PROFESSOR AND THE TEXTBOOK ARE TRYING SO EARNESTLY TO CONVINCE US THAT IT'S PRONOUNCED "URINE-US," LIKE THAT'S ANY FUCKING BETTER.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAHAHAHAH MY GREEK TEACHER TRIED THAT CRAP WITH ME. I WAS LIKE, "STFU. YOU'RE GERMAN, MAN."

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I like how they make a point of stating a longdog is NOT A LURCHER!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

But a lurcher is a long dog or something. I don't get it.

I like dogs. This is my default statement.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I like lurching! *lurches*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOL.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW MY FASCINATION WITH BUTLERS.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

LOL WHAT.

Does that shirt say "Straight Cooking"?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOOKING.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA I think I liked Straight Cooking better.

BRB while I heterosexually make some pancakes.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Your twangy indy guitar song about banana pancakes cannot shake my resolution! There aren't even any butlers in that video!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOOK, MAN, GAY+BUTLER+PANCAKES was not something I searched for.

LOL i searched for gay pancakes.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

LOLR5KATES.

I love the longdogs. My greyhound approves of both dogs above!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yay!

If I ever get a dog, I want a whippet. Or a rottweiler. or a rottweiler/whippet.

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

Ha, that was funny.

um having else to say.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

haaahahahahahah