'o' is for Olive run through with an awl

[amand_r]

1. SOME ANON WROTE ME SUPERMAN/OWEN IN THE COMMENTS TO THE SANTA EXCHANGE. SUPERMAN. OWEN. IT IS FANFUCKING TASTIC. I WANT A WHOLE FREAKING SERIES NOW.

2. [insert my thoughts on slash vs. gen here]

3. [insert my sheer disbelief that we have to get into this again]

4. HEADDESK.

5. I made the best comment I have ever made in LJ ever, last night, over in Sam's LJ:

Amand-r: Though with all that cheese, you really should have some Citrucel.
Miss Winterhill: I like brie rind. I eat it last, like taking apart an oreo.
Amand-r: I have never liked Brie. It tastes like mouldy mushrooms. Yes, I get the irony of that statement.
Miss Winterhill: I hate stuffed peppers.
Amand-r: Hahahahaha I LOVE STUFFED PEPPERS. WE'RE LIKE POLAR OPPOSITES. POLAR BEAR OPPOSITES.
Miss Winterhill: OMG DO WE GET ARMOUR? PANSERBJORN STYLE? Just don't go ripping off anyone's jaw, that's... messy.
Amand-r: I killed a bunch of internet philistines with a jaw. The jaw of an asshat.

Then I found some honey inside the guts of a lion carcass, and I was all pissed off because man, I hate honey. Why couldn't it be pudding?

I fucking love pudding.

See that up there? That's the kind of mood I'm in today. If I had time I'd write you a killer essay about something funny. But I don't have time for you, which is a shame because the thing I'm wasting my time on today is a total suckhole.

6. Finished season one of Dexter last night. Uhm, yeah.

7. Also, I am getting new eyeballs today. I mean contacts. Contacts. Yeah.

Goddammit. I want some dead lion tummy pudding. What flavour would that be? Butterscotch? I think I have butterscotch pudding...

Comments

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Shit, is that how it works, you only have to yell "ME ME ME" and you get fic?

Damn.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OKAY I WAS GOING TO WAG MY COCK AT YOU IN ORDER TO TEASE YOU, BUT WE ARE ON THE INTERNET AND ALSO I AM A GIRL.

BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT THAT FIC MADE ITSELF. NO ONE WROTE IT. THE IDEA WAS SO AWESOME THAT IT CAME INTO BEING SPONTANEOUSLY, LIKE..THE BIG BANG. THE FIC BANGED ITSELF INTO EXISTENCE.

ALSO, I WROTE YOU RPF. RPF BASED ON YOUR SPECIFICATIONS. TWICE. I WROTE YOU SCAT (SORT OF).

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

I GIVE AND GIVE AND GIVE.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I still owe you vomitfic

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. But only when it's funny.

- S/O author

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH! THAT IS RIGHT BABY. TELL HIM! TELL HIM!!

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

BITE ME, ANON

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

THAT FIC WAS AMAZING XD

[dorothy1901]

3. [insert my sheer disbelief that we have to get into this again]

We do not have to get into this again. We have to put fingers into ears and go LA LA LA loudly, but that's all.

LA LA LA

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It's over. I ended it.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of my ice-cream Odyssey. I approve.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SO NOT EAT THE ICE CREAM OF THE SUN.

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

from a lion's tummy? that would be tapioca, because lions sometimes eat grass.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWW. I DO NOT APPROVE.

I HAVE BUTTERSCOTCH. IT WILL HAVE TO BE BUTTERSCOTCH.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

Superman/Owen is some kind of wonderful. I'm-a have to check that out after work.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I am filled with the urge to write Tosh/Wonder Woman and Gwen/Flash. and Jack/Batman.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

1. AWESOME! and also, i forgot to track the anon post, but no one write to me anyway!

2, 3, 4. 5. what? what'd i miss? i was ASLEEP!

6. good? worth it? dare i?

7. EWWWWW FINGERS IN EYES!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

1. I tracked it for fun. Because I like to anon things.

2-5. Different fandom.

6. I dunno. Do you like blood and trauma? and long winded voiceovers?

7. YEAH!

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

wow new eyeballs, hope you like them.

I'm a little bit busy too, I need to finish this RPF I'm writing at the moment.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YAY RPF!!!

[lefaym.livejournal.com]

Also, I am getting new eyeballs today. I mean contacts. Contacts. Yeah.

HAHAHAHAHA. My mum always used to refer to me putting my contacts in as "putting my eyes in". Which is not actually a bad way to put it, since I can't see anything without them.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I like how some people refer to putting makeup on as "putting their face on".

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Awesome slash/fic, incredible comment in the Cafe! I LOL'd at new eyeballs, I just said that to my oldest today. Made the comment I was glad he was getting new eyeballs in a couple of months after I had to put a lens back in his eyeglass frame and struggle with the subatomic sized screws. Or maybe my hand's turned giant like JB's for a few minutes...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG ARE GLASSES SCREWS NOT THE WORST THING EVER? THEY ARE THE WORST THING EVAR. i KNOW THEY MAKE THEM THAT SMALL FOR A REASON. BUT THAT REASON SEEMS TO BE TO TORTURE ME.

MMMM JB HANDS.

[misswinterhill.livejournal.com]

I KNOW THERE IS A REFERENCE IN HERE THAT I AM TOO STUPID TO GET.

Enlighten me?

I would have done the proper Scandinavian o but I was driving and Scandinavian o-ing whilst you drive is a BAD IDEA.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I DON'T TO TO WHAT YOU ARE REFERRING.

TYPE LOUDER.