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[amand_r]

Woo. I think I need to cook something. Last night it was BRAISED PORK MEATBALLS WITH POLENTA. Also? Top Chef? YOU ARE ROCKING THIS YEAR.



1. My kid is obsessed with Crimmas lights. It's obnoxious, really. She doesn't understand why those giant inflatable monstrosities aren't inflated in the middle of the day. It's the first thing she asks in the morning, and then it's a long, grueling day if, "Lights? Lights?" followed be a tempter tantrum when I say, "Not right now. They're gone. But we'll see them when it gets dark." You would think I just told her, "When we get home, I'm going to roast the kitty and you have to watch!"

Anyway, I don't have any Crimmas lights. Well I do, but they're hidden somewhere. So today I put up the Halloween lights from when I had my baby shower. They change colours!

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING.





2. Jesus fucking Christ it's Paulie Gaultieri. Isn't he dead yet?

3. Also, I finished True Blood, and I have to say, the best line in the whole thing was from Lafayette: "Just because Jesus and I have decided to see other people doesn't mean we don't talk from time to time."

4. LIKE AN ALBACORE AROUND MY NECK.

5. I'm going to buy a new shower curtain. I like this one, but I'd prefer to use paypal. Hrm. does anyone know of any awesome shower curtain designs? I like clear with a print on them. Clear, so I can see the killer before he stabs me to death while he's wearing his mother's clothes. if you don't have a clear curtain, THAT'S HOW THEY GET YA.

6. I woke up this morning to a mini critter on my chest saying, "SNOW!" I don't even know where she got that hat.

SURVEYING HER DOMAIN.


STUNNED BRITNEY:


MONGOLIAN SNARL:

Comments

[queenfanfiction.livejournal.com]

In response to 5, Dumbledore had a map of the London Underground on his leg, I don't see why you can't have one on your shower curtain! :D Also, do you check closed shower curtains for people behind them before you close the bathroom door? Because if you don't, then you're not half as OCD as me xD

Also, your daughter is adorably cute. <3

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH yeah. when I lived alone, I swept the house with a sword every time I came home.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

If I have to sell a piece of my liver, I'm coming for CNY. I want to squish that munchkin! What a cutie patootie! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!

And we are having a snowstorm RIGHT NOW! We were out in it all morning to go to Piper's follow-up vet appointment, petsmart, and two grocery stores. Craziness. Ugh.

Your lights scare me.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Awww, we have to see what a train ticket would cost. Or something. Maybe there's a chinatown bus!

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, she looks like Shan-Yu in that last shot. You know, the gaybad guy.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SHE KEEPS SAYING THAT STILL.

I DON'T GET IT. IF HE'S NOT GAY, THEN HE'S GOOD. I'M ALL FOR GAY=GOOD, BUT I'M FAIRLY SURE THAT A) SHAN-YU IS A BAD GUY AND B) HE WAS NOT GAY.

But what do I know? Ahem, "know".

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

I carry a picture of your shower curtain around in my wallet.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IT A MAP OF THE WORLD (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61FYNFXHV8L._SL500_AA280_.jpg).

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Shit, I should get one of those in case I get lost.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I have actually learnt quite a bit. Mostly what I learned was how to read backwards writing. But still.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

That is so cool. I am a big believer that bathrooms should be educational. I have special books in mine, and a big Tree of Life poster that explains how dinosaurs turned into horsies.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOL THEY DID?

Yeah, I figure if I have to be in there, it's better than reading the ingredients on my shampoo bottle, which I have done a million times already.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

those lights are FUCKING AWESOME
your kid is cute, but this 'snow' is no good

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG WE JUST WENT OUT TO SEE HER BOYFRIEND, INFLATABLE FROSTY.

IT'S PACKING SNOW! I MADE SNOWBALLS AND FIRED THEM AT HER, AND SHE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A GAME! MOMMY'S WORKING OFF RESIDUAL ANGER! WOOOO.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

ahahaha! oh
my sister has an inflatable homer simpson, but i don't think he's up yet

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

I have a shower curtain of the NYC subway system. It is cool but not all that useful as I do not live in NYC.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Oooooooo. I just love those clear curtains with crazy shit on them, and not like, fish, or umbrellas or something.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Oooooooo. I just love those clear curtains with crazy shit on them, and not like, fish, or umbrellas or something.

[gypsylady.livejournal.com]

I have that Schwans special dinner in my freezer. Since I'm in bed with sinus related dizzy spells I might have to have it tonight. But first I have to be able to stand up long enough to turn on the oven.

I think you need this shower curtain. (http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?itemId=17604)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WARNING: The meatballs are FUCKING AWESOME, but the cauliflower is over peppered. Not that I don't like heat, but it just doesn't go with the cauliflower, this much heat. And don't mix it with the polenta. The polenta, BTW, is SUPERB, BUT THE MEATBALLS. mwah!

I LOVE THAT SHOWER CURTAIN!

[aster-laevis.livejournal.com]

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I think these are the cutest kidlet pictures yet. Oh, my.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she can be really cute. CAN BE.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Cute munchkin pics! Snow is da debbil. I shall poke around the interwebs for shower curtains.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

The black ice was everywhere!

[sthayashi.livejournal.com]

1. There are FOUR lights! (Please tell me you get this Star Trek TNG line).

5. Crimmas is coming and your friends.... or at least me and my SO are looking for presents for you that don't involve me spending an additional 8 hours every day doing research. :-)

6. I think that your daughter has the same eyes that I have. I think She has one asian eye and one caucasian eye. Though maybe it's just me applying my own personal biases on her.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

1. OMG TIANYU AND I USED TO SCREAM THAT ALL THE TIME.

2. Please, let's not exchange this year.

6. That is possible, though I warn you that both the chings and the whitneys have one eye that is larger than the other, and also, she does this half winky thing when she snarls. :)

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Elekdragon has the best bathroom decor EVER.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/12364786@N03/sets/72157621916268433/

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that is messed up!

[echo2501.livejournal.com]

SNARL!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HA!