'e' is for ernest who choked on a peach
Dec. 5th, 2009 12:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
amand_rWoo. I think I need to cook something. Last night it was BRAISED PORK MEATBALLS WITH POLENTA. Also? Top Chef? YOU ARE ROCKING THIS YEAR.
1. My kid is obsessed with Crimmas lights. It's obnoxious, really. She doesn't understand why those giant inflatable monstrosities aren't inflated in the middle of the day. It's the first thing she asks in the morning, and then it's a long, grueling day if, "Lights? Lights?" followed be a tempter tantrum when I say, "Not right now. They're gone. But we'll see them when it gets dark." You would think I just told her, "When we get home, I'm going to roast the kitty and you have to watch!"
Anyway, I don't have any Crimmas lights. Well I do, but they're hidden somewhere. So today I put up the Halloween lights from when I had my baby shower. They change colours!
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING.
2. Jesus fucking Christ it's Paulie Gaultieri. Isn't he dead yet?
3. Also, I finished True Blood, and I have to say, the best line in the whole thing was from Lafayette: "Just because Jesus and I have decided to see other people doesn't mean we don't talk from time to time."
4. LIKE AN ALBACORE AROUND MY NECK.
5. I'm going to buy a new shower curtain. I like this one, but I'd prefer to use paypal. Hrm. does anyone know of any awesome shower curtain designs? I like clear with a print on them. Clear, so I can see the killer before he stabs me to death while he's wearing his mother's clothes. if you don't have a clear curtain, THAT'S HOW THEY GET YA.
6. I woke up this morning to a mini critter on my chest saying, "SNOW!" I don't even know where she got that hat.
SURVEYING HER DOMAIN.
STUNNED BRITNEY:
MONGOLIAN SNARL:
1. My kid is obsessed with Crimmas lights. It's obnoxious, really. She doesn't understand why those giant inflatable monstrosities aren't inflated in the middle of the day. It's the first thing she asks in the morning, and then it's a long, grueling day if, "Lights? Lights?" followed be a tempter tantrum when I say, "Not right now. They're gone. But we'll see them when it gets dark." You would think I just told her, "When we get home, I'm going to roast the kitty and you have to watch!"
Anyway, I don't have any Crimmas lights. Well I do, but they're hidden somewhere. So today I put up the Halloween lights from when I had my baby shower. They change colours!
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING.
2. Jesus fucking Christ it's Paulie Gaultieri. Isn't he dead yet?
3. Also, I finished True Blood, and I have to say, the best line in the whole thing was from Lafayette: "Just because Jesus and I have decided to see other people doesn't mean we don't talk from time to time."
4. LIKE AN ALBACORE AROUND MY NECK.
5. I'm going to buy a new shower curtain. I like this one, but I'd prefer to use paypal. Hrm. does anyone know of any awesome shower curtain designs? I like clear with a print on them. Clear, so I can see the killer before he stabs me to death while he's wearing his mother's clothes. if you don't have a clear curtain, THAT'S HOW THEY GET YA.
6. I woke up this morning to a mini critter on my chest saying, "SNOW!" I don't even know where she got that hat.
SURVEYING HER DOMAIN.
STUNNED BRITNEY:
MONGOLIAN SNARL:
