i've got a smoking jacket passed to me from granddaddy. it's made of bow and arrow meat.

[amand_r]

1. Oh, P.F. Changs, my nemesis. Touche, fuckwad, touche.

2. So, okay, people, I read spiderine's A Close and Holy Darkness, and wow, did that not help my porn writing mojo. Spider. I am broke ded. Crue, everything you said, YOU WERE SO RIGHT. And everyone who was all, "WTF Amand-r, why have you not read it yet?" I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. All worship her kinkaliciousness. All shall love her and despair. And mouth fuck.

Lifty, you are next, man. I'mma hit that shit like the fin of an angry cod.

Also, only slightly related, but I'm starting to feel like my little corner of fandom is one big polygamous puppy pile. It feels like there everyone's fingers are everywhere. Not that way, sickos. Well, okay so maybe that way. LOL. NO.

3. When out for a walk yesterday with kidlet, I was at the top of this open field, the highest up we could go. The field was open and wide. We were the tallest things there. The clouds were heavy and dark, but I thought I'd hear the thunder. I told Viv it was time to go, and we started back, but then I heard it. Not thunder, but a loud rattle that sounded like animals coming through the trees on the forest line. It was rain. I just stood there and listened, because this is how the hurricanes start in Florida, or they did when I was there--the storm moves so quickly that it's like you're going into a car wash (I think I was outside for at least three hurricanes, and each one felt like standing exposed in front of the Ark of the Covenant. I swear. MARIAN! KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT! LOL.).

So anyway, I listened to it move towards us, and I saw that it was getting darker and darker, and then I saw the lightning and realised that we had nowhere to hide. I don't think I panicked, but I was pretty frightened. I grabbed niblet and ran, but regrettably, we were about a quarter mile from any shelter, or even a tree taller than we were. The whole time the rain was moving in the wind and soaking us and you could see huge wafting plumes of it fanning out like liquid sheets in the wind. I was freaking and trying not to run (like that would have made a difference, anyway), and the whole time the monster is giggling and going, "Is it cute? Ohhh, that's cute."

I have no idea what she was on about.

We finally made it to a pavilion and I sat there and wondered about the transient nature of things, and I might have twittered about it because I have to be jacked in all the time. And Viv chased the drowned out frogs and laughed and I watched the rain pouring off the pavilion eaves and realised that in the large and small of things, we are nothing but something to be steamrolled over, the planet trundles on regardless of us, and wow, isn't that a fucking satisfying thing.

And then Herself decided that was a great time to get nekkid. I might have joined her if I hadn't wanted to avoid police action.

4. Today's entry is brought to my the letter M, for maudlin.

5. adjovi, where is your ass? I NEED ME SOME D'S, SLAG.

6. To buy today: plane tix to the UK, hotel reservations, strap on.

7. To plan: FIC LIST, NEW COMM (Y'ALL HEARD ABOUT MAH FEST, RITE? ::sexy eyebrow wiggle, little teeth click::), VIRTUAL EPISODE OUTLINE.

8. I LOVE YOU ALL, and you dudes make me smile. That's nice. Spanking nice. But also Skittles nice.

9. Also? I'm amused and discomfited at how easy it is to make watersports sexy. So easy. Because that's my goal: make all kinks sexy. Also new goal" be moar protean. Not so much protozoan.

Comments

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

Ooh, yeah. I loved that story for the kink construction but I couldn't get a good grasp of Jack's sensibility/motivation in it - the story was so closely tied to Ianto's journey. But god yes, that is the pinacle whereoff the rest of us strive for.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I think sometimes 'novelty' is a great motivator for Jack, whereas with the rest of us it would be a dumb one, but really, Jack's got all the time in the world.

It was smexy.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

adjovi's in new mexico.

and i love standing outside in hurricanes. when i was a kid in miami, i felt like i could be blown down the street. then for hurricane rita -- it was an actual health hazard, and devastated the coastline farther down -- but wow the power when you were out in it.

i love your daughter.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SHE IS?!!? I thought she was gonna be in Pgh this weekend. Shitbears.

We were super morons about the hurricanes, standing outside and trying to take pictures. I was decked by so much debris and shingles I'm fairly sure I sustained brain damage.

I love her too. Even when she's all, WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUGH.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

i think she travels back today, so maybe she's going to pittsburgh. but next week i think she's traveling for work again.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe. I'll keep an eye out for her.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Totally polygamous!

Haha it is.

And what did I say about it? But yeah, I meant everything about spider's story because it is outstanding in what it does and it hits every single kink for me head.on.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Srsly, INCESTUOUS.

I think every time Spider's story has come up, you're like this:

c;lkdsnc;ldmc d'lckn

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

HAHA

Yeah.

That would be accurate right there. That is very accurate.

Guh.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I was going to type more, but my tab key and enter key conspired for premature postjaculation.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I feel it all over me.

That sounded vaguely creepy.

Shit I'm still resisting the urge to buy certain CDs. Haha fuck

I feel hung over even though I had no alcohol. *goes to put beer in fridge for later*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Haahahahha CDS.

What kind of beer? I have stella. I'm drinking heavily tonight.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Diebels

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altbier

:D

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

This is acceptable.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Good! I'm quite looking forward to it after all!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAHAAH. I should put my beer in the fridge. Meh.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

Ew, P.F. Chang's.

ANY kink though? Even the most extreme ones, like scat, necrophilia, bestiality?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I already did scat. And the others in a round about way. And both of those are crimes, not kinks.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see, you're classifying "kink" as legal by definition? One man's crime is another man's kink!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

True. But I had to draw the line somewhere.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

Well, here, maybe this will be of use. http://alfredo.octavio.net/files/aoctavio_fetishmapbig.gif

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I'm going to be very busy.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

perhaps this was a large undertaking than you had originally intended. Just wtf is "shrimping," I'd like to know.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

This has to be why they made wikipedia, right here.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

Wikipedia only leads me to Bubba Gump. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shrimping

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Maybe that is for the best. Y/Y?

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

Also, only slightly related, but I'm starting to feel like my little corner of fandom is one big polygamous puppy pile. It feels like there everyone's fingers are everywhere. Not that way, sickos. Well, okay so maybe that way. LOL. NO.

THIS CORNER OF FANDOM IS AMAZING.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. ::GROPES::

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

::huge encompassing hugs::

Mmm, I remember finding Close & Holy Darkness and just being all O_o O_O o_O eeeeeeeeeh!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I SAW YOUR COMMENTS OVER THERE.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

They were probably filthy too! XD

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

You used the ass icon.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

2. You hadn't read "A Close And Holy Darkness" yet?! Holy crap. I shall assume the position.

3. Damn. Kids get all the best nudity. *sigh*

7. Bwa ha, fest! No idea if I'll have time/brain to contribute, but if I do? HELLS TO THE YES. Reading along regardless.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

2. My brain has been in "non read mode" so that I can write. But if I do that all the time, I'm going to miss so much, so here I go again, reading other people. Because quid pro quo pay it sideways all that shit.

7. Haahahahah we're so live, baby!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

you hadn't read that yet?!!! *is in shock... and jealousy, for you got to experience it all for the 1st time!*

also, fest... jack/tardis counts right? RIGHT?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YES. IT IS THE OTP SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THINGS JACKIAN.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

perfect

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

You twittered about it. LOL. Just glad you and V were safe.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

So am I!

[alba17.livejournal.com]

That spiderine fic made me read d/s, which I rarely do. I got sucked in - fabulous.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It was awesome.