how could i forget that i had given her an extra key?

[amand_r]

1. This is what happens when John Hart is bored and has access to the internet and the History channel. I don't even know where to start. The reference to the anus as the DEVIL'S ALLEY, the need for a Boba Fett costume? It's all so golden (h/t 51stcenturyfox)

2. PIRATES! WE'LL SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS! WE'LL WEAR EYEPATCHES! WE'LL CUT OFF OUR LEGS AND GLUE ON WOODEN ONES!

3. Thanks, oh flist, for your input over the last few days. I now know that I a) am ready to forge ahead and b) will never to show this to you all. :P I kid. I kid.

4. Heh. Pirates.

5. Trying Ethiopian Yirgacheffe this week. They say it's fruity. I say, where is the fruit? But damn, good nonetheless.

6. I present: 100 Reasons Why Twilight is Better than Harry Potter. Taste the future. Enjoy. (h/t kwanalicious)

And speaking of Twilight:

Kwanalicious: I'd get this for your Christmas present if it wasn't too much for a gag gift.
Amand-r: OH JESUS NO.
Kwanalicious: hahaha
Amand-r: "AND THE LION FELL IN LOVE WITH THE LAMB." OH MY GOD.
Kwanalicious: hahaha
Amand-r: IT'S ALL POETIC AND BIBLICAL AND SHIT.
Kwanalicious: because vampires were totes in the bible
Amand-r: OMG DIDN'T YOU READ THE BOOK OF EDWARD??
Kwanalicious: it's in genesis. Esau "fell on his brother's neck".
Amand-r: IT WAS TOTES BETWEEN ESTHER AND LIKE, JOB OR SOMETHING LOLOR5.
Kwanalicious: lol
Amand-r: "And the Lord smote Edward, saying, 'For the rest of thine days, thou shalt glimmer like the night sky, so that all may see your wickedness and emo.'"

Comments

[earthly-gnome.livejournal.com]

All this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me.

Foxy gave me this vid!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WAIT. WAIT:



AHAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: Foxy gave me this vid!

[earthly-gnome.livejournal.com]

OMG...the awesome!

[sthayashi.livejournal.com]

6. I present: 100 Reasons Why Twilight is Better than Harry Potter. Taste the future. Enjoy
Structured comments do not make list of reasons. I couldn't get past the 6th comment before I felt like bleaching my brain. I'd curse you for linking to that, but the Internet and predecessor BBSs have always had trolls that have written like that. It's probably not even limited to the Internet per se. You could get similar reactions by asking these questions while people are in line at the theater.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

omg are you joking! NUMBER 7 IS THE BEST ONE. YOU STOPPED TOO SOON!

[sthayashi.livejournal.com]

Ok, I finally had time to watch that pirate video and it is full of win. But I totally know the song they're playing but I can't recall the name of it for the life of me. I swear that I've done nothing in the last half hour but go through every one of my celtic songs and I can't find it.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

No one seems to know what that bad was called either. They're too good to be a pick up band.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

dude. dude! there are pirates in your b-day fic. kind of. damn, i have to finish writing that thing...

and before i take off -- i <3 amand_r!!!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Haahahahah! I have your email from last night, but I think I'm stalled on things to say! I'll think of something!

PIRATES! Everyone loves pirates.

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

...

pubes in the fillings - twin size futon - boba fett costume - WHAT.

wow. just - wow.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. The best part is that the actual fantasy that he describes, it sounds like a date that culminates pretty much in emo sex. I was like, WOT? WHERE'S THE NAKED SUSHI ALTAR AND THE CHALICE OF BLOOD?

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Tell me that list is just someone's idea of a tired joke. *brainbleeds*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOLOR5.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

My daughter used my Visa card to buy herself that Twilight charm bracelet. At least she's smart enough not to spend her own money on that crap.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHA. HORRIBLE.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

NASTY. ILU.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

The only bad part about it is the idea of my nethers keelhauled. *shudder*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I am disturbed at the thought that he might try to insert that tampon with his hook hand.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

Obviously this is where Bluebeard's wives drew the line.

Wifey: Oh no, you're not sticking that thing in me!!!
Bluebeard: ARR, YE UNGRATEFUL HUSSY! NOW YE SHALL BLEED FROM ALL YER ORIFICES!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I am glad we have discovered the secret. We should publish an academic paper. Make our parents proud.

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

Pirates for the win!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

PIRATES!!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

!!!

that's all i got

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

!!!! YES!

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

1. Boba Fett. Best. Personal. Ever.

2. Twilight is so much better because it's real, at least it could be real. Harry Potter is just about some teenage kids who desperately need to grow up.

OH AND omfg n e 1 who tinks that hp is better is teh dumass! twilight is the best cuz steph mayer don't use big words like jk do (i can't undurstand her!!!1 wtf?!!!?!11).

THAT.

3. PIRATE BAND.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH AND omfg n e 1 who tinks that hp is better is teh dumass! twilight is the best cuz steph mayer don't use big words like jk do (i can't undurstand her!!!1 wtf?!!!?!11).

That was when I lost it and LOLed like a muther.

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

i couldn't tell if that was an actual person or a troll. Either way, I couldn't read past it, because really, they summed it up.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

It's so funny. Twilight seems to assault my consciousness in waves, and I see the books on sale everywhere. Every so often I say something like, "I should read the book/watch the film in the name of cultural literacy."

Every time I say this someone says, "Lifty, no. No. Don't do it. It's so bad. So, so bad."

At this point I'm merely curious about the trauma. Which means I may actually go through with it. Of course, the last time I did this was with Daikatana, which destroyed my really stable Windows 98 install back in the day. Hm.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

You know what I did? I read the first chapter of the first book, so that I had the flavah of her style. Then I read the AMAZINGLY DETAILED wiki pages about the books. Now I feel as if I've read them, but I haven't. It's like drinking Bud lite. It's shit, but ig the only alternative is actual bud, then at least you're not getting so many carbs.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

Whereas I'd rather go straight for the good stuff. Like, last night with dinner was a Dos Equis Ambar. Mmm. Beer.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Oh sweet mistress, beer, I do not drink enough of you.

[shadowedkit.livejournal.com]

2.*waves* Hi, ignore me, I'm just repeatedly hitting that pirate song coz for one, pirates for the win and two, I know that damn song!!

3. Yay for being able to forge ahead! Have fun :D

6. So not reading the list about Twilight vs Harry Potter. Not enough brain bleach around unfortunately. BUT! On the topic of Twilight and your love of Joss Whedon, have you ever seen this?



By the way, just wanted to say your Janet is suitable scary and worrying!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Haahahah I've seen that!

[shadowedkit.livejournal.com]

I wonder who hasn't? :D