you should all go read my bitchin' non torchwood fic.

[amand_r]

Okay folks, I'm in the Snarry Games. Yeah, I write Snape/Harry. Bite me. This pimping post is off to a bad start. Okay. Here we go. Everyone and their mum who reads this knows that I've been ripping chunks of my hair out all July trying to write my story for the Snarry Games. Well, I did it and today it has been posted.

The games, if you don't know, divide writers into two teams to compete. Their art and stories are judged by reader as to how well they met their prompts and genres, and the overall, how do we say this, likeability? enjoyability? of the story. It's verra verra neato. I participated last year, and it was a blast.

This fic? It's not serious at all. It's completely funny and it has a plot and intrigue and all that crap. It has one or two things already that I would change, but oh well, it's a pastiche, and it'll still stand despite that. So if you're inclined to read a Harry/Severus that's pretty effing funny, give it a whirl. And if you do read it, please vote over in IJ if you can.

Plus, I open mid fisting. That has to be worth something.

Title: D For Defender
Author: Amand-r
Team: Snitch
Genre(s): Alive and Kicking (EWE)
Prompt(s): Green Lantern, Enemy At The Gate
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17 for sex (contains fisting), R for violence. Some canon deaths ignored. Also? Kinda cracky.
Word Count: 28,000+ some
Summary: There's a man stalking the Wizarding world. Or a bat. Maybe a Man-Bat. Severus is probably having an affair, Harry's tired all the time, oh, and those drunks out in East Anglia are complaining about the green lights. Again.
Author Notes/Disclaimers/Betas Thanks to jadzialove for being the best sidekick beta evar, cleaning up parts 1-3. joanwilder, aka Alfred, hit all of it, especially part 4, with a batarang of spag. All italicized bumper quotes from The Tick: The Animated Series.

Comments

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I remember being in Snarry HP fandom and being all envious of all the Snarry BNFs who got to play in Snarry Games and lowly invisible me of course didn't.

Weird

Anyway, I'm reading it now! Like... for reals.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

::hides face:: Really, it's more ha ha than like. Hrm. Please don't expect anything deep or meaningful. It's more like, POW POW POW I'M BATMAN!

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Dude it has fisting.

I'm easy to please!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Stop reading at at the end of the first scene.

Though there's blowjobs later, I guess that's okay. Hrm.

[dvanulya.livejournal.com]

Um, tbh, I was just skimming along.

Your last sentence sold me, bay-bee!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

haaahahahhha fisting!

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Can I just tell you how excited I was to see you mention The Tick in your AN? I mean, I've always known that I seriously need to get out more, but I had no idea just how much literature and how many other fandoms were out there until I started seeing all these new fics. Seriously, there really *is* more to read than HP porn. Who knew? ;D

And, happy belated birthday.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHHA The Tick is so old! And the lines are just there for humour, not for plot.

Thanks!

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm just happy to recognize something. I'll take what I can get. ;D

*goes back to living under her rock*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOL Hey! I was old enough to watch it when it aired!

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

I knew that since you are old enough now to die for my sins. ;D

God, that show was awesome. I welcome any reminder.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I think I need it on DVD. Funny, I have twice bought it for others, but never myself. My favorite episode is "Little Wooden Boy and the Belly of Love" with the giant whale?

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Isn't that the one where the Swiss beat the crap out of Der Fledermaus and Sewer Urchin?

I have moments of bizarre cheapness. I'll spend money pretty stupidly but with DVD's I'm like, hey, I can watch whatever 400 hour long thing for free in 10 minute increments on You Tube (which isn't at all a pain-in-the-ass) so why buy the DVD?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I think so. With the army knives? And Arthur meets Carmelita? And then they find her dad inside the whale. I just like that the Tick has to make a new sidekick out of wood. LOL.

I DO THAT TOO. I'll use surf the channel, though, and get the whole ep at once.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

That's the one!

Heh. My issues of bizarre laziness are even more pronounced than my issues of bizarre cheapness so I just default to You Tube rather than actually spend ten seconds googling stuff to find ways to do something more efficiently. So....laaaazy.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

www.surfthechannel.com has all television shows listed by title. Beats searching youtube. OTOH, sometimes they have phishing shit attached, so make sure your antivirus is on.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Btw, iibnf just recced this book and I thought of you: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I have that on my amazon wish list!

[beesandbrews.livejournal.com]

I love that episode!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I like when he throws the little wooden boy at the swiss woman, and she's like COMPLETELY INCAPACITATED by a wooden doll.

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

And you know, since they were watching it on the only TV in the house, I had to watch it too...and got sucked in. I was so excited to see some of that formative education *cough* end up in her story! Time well-spent!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

AAAHAHAHAHA MAKES UP FOR THAT TIME YOU MADE ME WATCH UHM UH, I DUNNO. SOMETHING I DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! I just love how people will mention something completely obscure like...I don't know...Shakespeare or Pride and Prejudice, and I just blink incomprehensibly. But when someone mentions The Tick it's all I can do not to start quoting all the best lines.

My mother would be so proud.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Hey man, Ben Edlund is a perfectly good writer!

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

Taking it to work to me to read when I am going crazy with the non-contact due to no internet AT ALL where I am doing this project. SUCKS!

But at least I will have your words to entertain me!

Awesomesauce!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I am told there is a coffee=/= computer screen quotient at play. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[easilymused1956.livejournal.com]

I went. I read. I voted. And now I'm here to tell you I really, really liked it.

Renee

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks!

[tildathebuilder.livejournal.com]

Yay Pimms! *Carries on reading*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I had to put the Pimms in there!