amand_r

1. OH MAN,

arsenicjade, PANIC! AT THE DISCO. NOOOOOO RYAN, WHY? WHY? RL has jossed your fic! That is the suck, man. If you need me to, I can life flight choccies to you. I remember how I felt when the blonde broke up.

2. The memory stick duo pro bullshit card? 4 GB FOR 19 bucks? OH HOW WE HAVE MADE PROGRESS! THAT'S 1500 PICS FOR MY CAMERA.

3. Out of curiosity, I priced TW S1 when I was at Best Buy getting the camera card: 69.99? WHAT THE FRESH HELL IS THIS? Best Buy, that is 4500 pictures! I'm going to start pricing everything in proportion to the pictures that I can get on my camera card. STILL, SEVENTY BUCKS? I BET I COULD PAY A BUNCH OF WINOS TO REENACT THE WHOLE SEASON IN THE BACKYARD FOR SEVENTY BUCKS.

4. I…I seriously might be interested in wino Torchwood theatre.

5. ALL OF YOU PEOPLE MADE WRITING IMPOSSIBLE LAST NIGHT. DON'T DO IT AGAIN TONIGHT.

6. OH WHO AM I KIDDING. DO EEEEEEEET.

7. Took kidlet to the doctor. Yes, in the 50th percentile. Yes, talking and shit. No, REFUSING TO POTTY TRAIN. AND YES, THE LEGACY OF TIANYU: FLAT FEET. That sounds like the beginning of a comic book or a video game. Flat Feet: The Legacy Continues.

8. WHILE WE'RE PRICING THINGS, CALL OF DUTY: WINDS OF WAR=FORTY BUCKS? THAT'S THREE THOUSAND PICS ON MY CAMERA. DIRTY POOL, OLD MAN.

9. WHO WANTS A POST CARD FROM THE NATION'S CAPITAL? I'LL DO IT. I WILL.

10. I made a comment about the suicides and the atheism of the show in someone's LJ (because yeah, it bothered me, but only a little), and now I'm in an actual discussion about WHETHER OR NOT GOD WANTS US TO CONQUER THE ANIMALS BECAUSE IF THE FIRST COVENANT. WTF, CoE?

11. DISCONCERTING MOMENT: I have noticed that lately, indtead of making you know, the rock n roll satanic sign of the beast with my fingers, I keep forgetting to flip my middle finger down and am not making the "shocka" signal. Yeah. WTF.

51stCenturyFox: Yeah, you don't want to throw down the shocka. It draws the kind of guys who'd sex you up, punch you in the back of the head, steal your curling iron and jump out the window.
Amand-r: You just described my last boyfriend, BTW.
51stCenturyFox: Did we date the same guy?

AND ALSO:

51stCenturyFox: It's all fantasy anyway. May as well be the character.
Amand-r: I wouldn't fuck James Bond. But I would fuck...hrm. Jeez. OH! Luke Skywalker.
51stCenturyFox: I would if I got to be a badass sidekick! Which, it's a fantasy!
Amand-r: Yeaaaah.
51stCenturyFox: LUUKE.
Amand-r: That movie was on yesterday, and I like, squeed.
51stCenturyFox: See, I pick Han Solo. That's convenient. We could double-date.
Amand-r: I can't (because he's supposed to marry Princess Leia. LEIA/HAN OTP.)
51stCenturyFox: That is such a metaquote. LOL Oh man. Well, it's a ONS. ME/HAN One Night Stand
Amand-r: This whole conversation is meta.
51stCenturyFox: TOTES
Amand-r: LOL I like how you have to rationalise your ONS with Han.
51stCenturyFox: Screw it, we DO has meta!
Amand-r: "Well, it's pre-A New Hope, so it's not as if I'd be getting in the way..."
51stCenturyFox: Well, I don't want to mess with your OTP. I'm nice like that.
Shags don't count.
Amand-r: YOU SHOULDN'T. LEIA IS A JEDI KNIGHT. SHE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. I'm just thinking of your safety.
51stCenturyFox: I KNOW. SHE WILL WHIP OFF HER HAIR BUNS AND BEAT ME WITH THEM.

Yeah. We were super coherent last night. Still, LUKE, USE THE FORCE TO FIND THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS…