Ahoy maties, it's the Never-ending Shrimp.

[amand_r]

At an IHOP, Amand-r and Tianyu eat their dinner.

TIANYU: (on this third basket of "never ending shrimp") Never ending shriiiimmp, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh…
AMAND-R: (freezes) What are you DOING?
TIANYU: (dips popcorn shrimp into sauce and pushes it in slowly) Atreu! Help me!
AMAND-R: You are mental.
TIANYU: (much like earlier) Never ending shriiiimmp, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh…
AMAND-R: Mental. And that's not funny.
TIANYU: (laughs hysterically) Yes it is. Atreu! On nooooooooooo! (pulls shrimp from dipping sauce and eats it.) Besides, he was a dumb mule.
AMAND-R: He wasn't a mule; was a horse, dumbass. A pretty white horse.
TIANYU: Well, he had a brown spot on his nose, like he'd been eating poo, so I figured he was a donkey.
AMAND-R: (incredulous) So by your strange logic, he was eating poo. And therefore is a donkey…because donkeys are known as big poo eaters?
TIANYU: I…I know nothing about animals.
AMAND-R: Because when was the last time you saw a donkey eating its own waste?
TIANYU: (a long pause)……Turn around, the never-ending shrimp, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh. It's a basket, of never ending shrimp, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh.
AMAND-R: (shakes head) It's still not THAT funny.
TIANYU: Oh no, it's hysterical. It was FUNNY the first time I did it, and it JUST. GETS. FUNNIER. EVERY. TIME. I. DO. IT.

Later he used four french fries to make a book on the table and placed two shrimp next to each other to symbolize the ouroborous (sp), then claimed that he had made the book, The Never Ending Story. I really. Uh. Yeah.

Comments

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

I think I actaully understood most of that. And he was a pretty white horse.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! What the hell is this about a donkey!?

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's jealous becuase he doesn't have a pretty white horse?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Dude, Tianyu can't ride a horse. He's been on ONE horse in his life and it was at a birthday party. I bet a donkey would be too much for him.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

*puts on freud hat* Ah-ha! I think we found the root of the issue.

Either that or my brain is fried.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Your husband makes an ouroboros out of shrimp.

We need to have a weird-husband contest sometime.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

He'll probably lose. He's only wierd when he's not thinking about it.

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

LOL

[jamwired.livejournal.com]

It must have been funnier in person. And I think you meant the auryn symbol.

Re: LOL

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HE's the one who called it ouroboros. I just listened with the smile that one gives an insane person. Anc clutched my syrup stained fork under the table.

[beeej.livejournal.com]

LOL! You two should do a sitcom. ;-)

Will never forget the first time I saw TNES. Turned it on for the kid in the room, who eventually got scared/tired of it and got up to change the channel. Every adult in the room screamed, "NOOO!" heh

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I think it was standard viewing material for every sleepover I ever whent to as a child, along with "Annie". God help me. That explains a lot.

[tritorella.livejournal.com]

Heh, i decided I missed tales of your husband too much for the pleasure of avoiding the fandom stuff, so I've added you back. I'm so glad he's yours and not mine, though!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I try to balance the fandom stuff with real life, for alas, my life is boring and full of bad jokes.