meet me at the mission at midnight, we'll divvy up there.

1. I don't use this word very often, really, and blah blah insults and shit, but I think I feel pretty secure in my usage when I refer to Kate Copstick as "cuntface". It's really ridic, even if it's a publicity stunt. I want to submit a biscuit story for her magazine.

2. cupidsbow linked to Jack's personal and Earth time line. I like the part where James Marsters is on there backwards.

3. My head is full of cats today. Cats fighting sharks. With guns or something.

4. The Bulwer-Lytton winners are up. I think I like the runner up entry better than the winner this year.

5. Gah. Cats

6. LAST NIGHT I DREAMED I WENT HOUSE HUNTING WITH THE FACE OF BOE, EVERYTHING WAS TOO EXPENSIVE BECAUSE WE NEEDED EXTRA WIDE FLOOR PLANS. FOR HIS FUCKING HEAD.

My mom was there. She did not approve of the Face of Boe. Y'know. Buying a house. With me.

Message to Fandom and shit. Love, me XD

Hey, sad emo pandas! Jack and Ianto have a confession to make.

( Spoilers for CoE 1-4 )

Hi, fandom. So, Torchwood, huh?

I don't know if I'm going to watch it. I have been spoiled.

( If you're here for the funny, just don't click. )

I think I'll watch it while drawing post-its.